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:allears: Barrett.

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Best News Barrett!

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Wade as Raw Monarch, yes please.

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projecthalaxy posted:

I like when he says the thing.

:swoon: He said it twice!

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Dexo posted:

*Kane's Pyro hits*

"Kane, I keep telling you you're fired!"

"... I have nowhere else to go."

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Action Shakespeare posted:

WARNING THERE IS A JOBBER INT HE VICINITY STAY CALM

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If you had to move, I bet Cesaro would be the best friend ever to have.

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Haha how much lower is Cesaro gonna fall

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This Pay Per View has turned into an episode of Raw.

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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Eric Rowan will have to go live in a swamp John!

So he'll be slightly worse off than Dean Ambrose, who now lists Coney Island as his place of residence..

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TV Zombie posted:

Please let the person in power be Shane. Fandango.

Every match = Dance Off.

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Dexo posted:

This is literally a loving RAW

WWE turned into hardcore porn so gradually I barely noticed.

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Shima Honnou posted:

Turns out we're the wrestlers and this PPV is one long survivor series match.

*Turns heel. Changes the channel.*

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Striking Yak posted:

You can't be a true heel unless you turn on Heath Slater. Until then you're tweener at worst.

I... I :negative: I can't do it.

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rafiki posted:

4way tag should be elimination style. Or tornado. Or any other kind of tag rules really

Fans Bring the Dildo Ladder Match?

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Ribsauce posted:

The cool thing about watching only once a month is you can see the Usos get another 2% bodyfat. Its like how parents never notice their kid growing but you do when you only go over there every 5 weeks.

Do some situps fellas, seriously

Maybe hernias are a genetic condition, you ever think of that?

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Zyla posted:

there was only like two dildos too :mad:

Maybe dildos are expensive.

Ask Oatgan; he's the expert.

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Beef Waifu posted:

no cody, i want mizdow

Cody's not there.

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Zyla posted:

a quality, large donger can set you back over 100 dollars

which is about the entire operating budget of czw

I'm sure there are dollar store versions.

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BigRed0427 posted:

Would you ever use dollar store sex toys?

You answer first.

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I am pleased with this outcome.

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I'm reasonably sure that it is impossible to say anything new about the Austin/McMahon feud. It's all been said.

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HEATH SLATER BEING A DICK TO PEOPLE, HUZZAH!

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Sono posted:

Is Slater Gator face now?

:confused: They've always been faces.

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OldTennisCourt posted:

That man is not your friend

Swerve, bro. The man is actually the rest of PSP's friend, just seeing how far this schmuck will go to maintain friendship.

:russo:

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Silly crowd, Mizdow is not a lady, though I'm sure he could imitate Paige convincingly.

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I HATE all the yelling that goes on in Divas' matches. Screaming when applying a headlock only results in a headache for the viewers.

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You guys?

I think Summer Rae is pretty great.

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Omally posted:

let's talk about our favorite pete gas moments

His entire WWF run, even when he was leader of the Corporate Ministry.

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Omally posted:

i liked his iron man match against Kurt Angle

I liked when he beat Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman and his dance off with the Rock.

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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

A butt won this match.

Tyson wasn't even wrestling :colbert:

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OldTennisCourt posted:

Have him read the comic section

"I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. MARMADUKE HAS CO-OPTED YOUR CHAIR AND NOW IT BELONGS TO HIM. Should you try to sit in the chair, your pants will be covered in dog hair, your boss will lose all respect for you, and you will die of starvation. Then your beloved pet will eat your corpse."

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Shima Honnou posted:

Decent pop, but it's no Mizdow pop.

Clearly there's only one answer.

Deandow.

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A Spider Covets posted:

god damnit StarkRavingMad!

He's not insulting you. That's a thing that actually happened.

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Omally posted:

bray just needs a best friend :smith:

Roman Reigns: :mad: Get your own!

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Dean Ambrose is an rear end in a top hat and it's awesome!

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Jerusalem posted:

Weapons are designed to hurt.

:aaa:

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!

So are words :smith:

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Carver Crisis posted:

Dean Ambrose is literally committing murder in front of thousands of people

:haw: That's our Ambrose!

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StarkRavingMad posted:

Dean was like "wait, I forgot one"

"What do you mean it's not Tables, Ladders and Shotguns? You mean I've been hearing it wrong for years?"

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