Survivor Series: Well, At Least It's Free (7:00 EST)

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I hope Paige and Natalya have the highly entertaining match they are absolutely capable of and the other women have the good grace to be eliminated quickly.
I hope Nikki Bella wins clean and there are no Brie Bella shenanigans and this is the end of everything because I am so loving tired of AJ Lee.
I hope the Dusts win clean and Mizdow turns on Miz to great effect, preferably joining the Dusts. Weeks of Sandust to come.
I hope Ambrose and Bray have the kind of 30-minute, 5* brawl that hasn't been seen since the early 00s, with WWE blowing most of the PPV's budget on as much occult bullshit as physically possible.
I hope everybody in the main event comes off looking strong, the more midcard guys get ample time to show off and the main eventers don't get bogged down in an overbooked clusterfuck.

I am preparing to drown in despair by the end of the night.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 00:30

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:04

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

This is all because Justin had the nerve to be mistaken for Fandango by Austin :ohdear:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:14

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

The gently caress is Rosa doing? This is not how you Paso. Or Tango.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:15

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Aaaand the PPV has peaked.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:27

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

We finally have that heel vs heel main event everybody said could never happen.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:28

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

HE SAID THE THING HE SAYS! :allears:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:28

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Regal in power at NXT, Barrett in power at Raw. Come on, hand Total Divas over to Paige and Layla. :britain:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:31

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Shima Honnou posted:

It'll end in a gently caress finish, actually.

Interesting choice of words :pervert:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:32

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Carver Crisis posted:

can't believe i'm gonna be rooting for Nikki Bella

Mukaikubo posted:

I simultaneously love AJ and am sick of her

AJ Lee is the most talented woman in WWE of the last ten years and I desperately want to see her go away forever after Nikki destroys her.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:35

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Shima Honnou posted:

I wish they would replace Alex Riley with Drunk Kevin Nash.

I wish they'd replace the main event with Drunk Kevin Nash.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 01:36

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

We will never, ever forget this.

Until next month when WWE hopes we've forgotten everything.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:06

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

HA HA I LOVE IT MAGGLE signs are pretty good

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

A... turning point, JBL?

Move over, Authority, DIXIE TAKIN' OVER! :woop:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:09

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

This is the most RAW start to a PPV possible.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:11

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Line

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:14

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Sting mask in the front row, I know how this goes

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:17

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I really, really want this to somehow end up with Sandust.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:27

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Goddamnit, people, in this company a super kick is a finisher :argh:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:36

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Total mess towards the end there, but gently caress it, YES :woop:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:38

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Well I sure as poo poo ain't watching Raw tomorrow night, then.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:40

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Shilling toys on PPV has to be a new low.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:41

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Dear Paige, Summer Rae and Layla: turn face and destroy Cameron. I don't care what the booking is meant to be. Do it. Shoot.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:44

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Nice of commentary to not even pretend to care.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:47

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Question: will anyone willingly tag in Cameron?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:48

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Jerry is stroking out. Keep doctors on standby please.

Let's please not talk about Jerry and stroking in the same sentence when there is a Divas match on.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:49

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Why would you tag in Cameron, of all people?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:50

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Tyson Kidd is tweeting selfies from ringside. You glorious, glorious bastard.

https://twitter.com/KiddWWE/status/536698099259809792

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:51

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

THank gently caress.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:52

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Fire everybody who isn't Paige or Natalya.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:54

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Luigi Thirty posted:

Summer Rae can't wrestle but she's funny and has great facials, if only there was a role for that

Uh...

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:56

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

If this really is just going for a one-woman Paige rampage, I'm okay with this match.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:56

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

"I saw it, you're an idiot"

Oh Paige, I love you :allears:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:57

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Now go AntiDiva and kill them all. Please. Please. Come on. Please.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:58

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Tyson staring at his phone off-camera is the best part of this match.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:59

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Paige does better super kicks than the Usos.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 02:59

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Jesus gently caress :gonk:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 03:00

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Liquid Communism posted:

Just a reminder, Ambrose and Rollins aren't in the same match tonight.

Not that we closed that feud at all or gave any resolution.

loving WWE.

Well, Ambrose shouldn't have been a naughty boy and gotten over! :mad:

projecthalaxy posted:

Wyatt has been a little tarnished, but Broken Out in Love is still the best theme in the company.

~*^{brie mo0ode}*~

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 03:11

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 19:04

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Yeah well this is a dumb idea, Dean.

edit: Oh, guess the truck monkeys have had enough.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 03:30

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