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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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NowonSA posted:

What the.. how... I guess best case scenario is he has Parkinsons or something?

Rusev superkicked that man as he tried to defend our country, please show some respect

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Dias posted:

I hope the crowd takes a hint from Baron Corbin/NXT and count down the Divas match.

I hope no crowd ever takes a hint from NXT

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Renee trying to maintain order while Heyman tells a story about the rain and Riley fake-laughs uproariously is basically wwe.wmv

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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It took me a second to realize this is just a flamenco version of his original theme music, which actually kind of owns

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Dexo posted:

St Louis, the Race War is coming so everyone is staying home.

I'm worried about Justin Gabriel's safety if he considers himself dark, then

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Valeyard is right that this is a good show, because here comes Barrett

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Guide us to victory, Dear Leader

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Omally posted:

why keep alex riley employed, they could put an actual wrestler who isn't working tonight there instead of him

His dad was an ESPN sportscaster so he knows how to do legit-sounding pre-show analysis and talk about people's game plans and optimal strategies in a way that makes him sound like an expert, which appeals to WWE's desire to be taken as seriously as possible

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Heyman is selling this show like someone's got a gun to his head

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Cesaro should finance the Authority's bid for power with his Nazi gold

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Wow, somebody watched Metamoris yesterday

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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if wrestling were like DBZ, Brock Lesnar would appear at the end of the main event, destroy all ten people involved, and pose in the ring with his title like a wrestling tarrasque as Cole yelled about how the true threat had arisen

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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The idea of Cena caring about his team being fired is loving surreal and makes me laugh on my rear end

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Nilbop posted:

So even if you win, it doesn't matter, and there's no payoff.

Killer promo as usual Steph

You know in Destiny, where you complete a strike, and then at the end somebody calls in and every single time says some variation on 'good job, you killed the boss, but it doesn't matter because those bad guys are still doing great'?

Basically what I'm saying here is that Vince is a lifeless Peter Dinklage



e: John Cena is a Bioware protagonist

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Despite commentary antics this is a fun match aided by an enthused crowd, which bodes well

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Ribsauce posted:

A loving cat guest hosted Raw? Did I hear that correctly?

It was one of the better guest hosts tbh

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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SANDOW WINS

SANDOW WINS

SANDOW WINS

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Tomorrow's Raw features Bray getting his heat back by pouring gasoline over a prone Larry the Cable Guy and setting him ablaze while singing "Bound For The Promised Land", draws an 8.0 quarterly rating

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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please abolish this division

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Vintimus Prime posted:

So is arose turning heel?

In the past month he has basically become a more convincing and successful cult leader than Bray ever was

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Solomonic posted:

please abolish this division

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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THE STONE COLD STUNNER, THE STONE COLD STUNNER, THIS MATCH IS OVER

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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more like pete gas this thread, and by thread i mean match

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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if Paige goes all Roman Reigns and eliminates the entire enemy team this will have been worth it

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Gough Suppressant posted:

did naomi steal the butt-butt from colt cabana?

She calls that the Rear View, Gough Suppressant.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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A Spider Covets posted:

hello this is solomonic's wife, and i came here to say, "my dad's in prison" is the dumbest source of a feud ever, but i am certain that someone will prove me wrong in about 3 seconds

you could have asked across the couch and I would have told you that 'Chris Jericho spilled coffee on Kane' trumps it

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Action Shakespeare posted:

this match is so physical

This attack to the Skull King. You have to be seriously considering the possibility of a concussion.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Holy poo poo Dean Ambrose owns

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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This is fun and I'm glad they're overcoming the minimal, laughable buildup by putting on a good match

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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This is the best mid-match promo since Hokuto/Kandori at Dreamslam

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Unfortunately for Bray, Dean Ambrose is not John Cena

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Striking Yak posted:

Well, this got us nowhere.

Actually it got noted garbage clown from the sewer Bray Wyatt being pummeled with an arsenal of foreign objects by a good wrestler, so I'd say it got us a lot of places

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I'm very happy with that match and its outcome


oatgan posted:

please be nice to bray wyatt he's come a long way

lmfao

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Valeyard posted:

the bunny is being unmasked tonight

this is how sting will debut

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Yuriy posted:

genuine question : is santino in character for this movie

I was wondering if we'd get to hear what his actual accent sounds like but he didn't say anything in the trailer

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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ayn rand hand job posted:

The only thing that would make that even better would be if someone swapped a completed cube at the end

We can't do that because if he solves the cube Paige comes out and tears him apart with hooked chains

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Daniel Bryan and CM Punk have officially made out by proxy now

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Astro7x posted:

And I have not missed one since 1996

lmfao at you, frankly

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I enjoy Erick Rowan's new theme and want Wiz Khalifa to rap over it

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Omally posted:

that's a scar from a necro butcher match isnt it?

it is, Necro passed his powers to Harper via chairshot and then shriveled up into a meth husk and blew away in the wind

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