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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Valeyard posted:

If Sting appears tonight, and uses this theme, the whole night will be worth it

Sting in a CM Punk mask, walking out to Brock Lesnar's music

It's me, it's me, it's Sting Sting, Wheee!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did Daniel Bryan come back yet?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena: Hello I'm John Cena and my job is to summarize what Vince McMahon just said.
Cole: My job security :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lant posted:

ahhahaha I already see people leaving

That'll show WWE! They got their money and didn't have to give those people a show!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JBL just blankly recites his Papa Shango line, Cole completely ignores it, dead air follows, then King quietly asks,"....he's got a.... he's got a curse on him? :shobon:"

Roll on Wrestle Kingdom 9.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I agree with Stardust!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I'm sure there are dollar store versions.

I'm pretty sure sex toys are one of those things you DON'T want to be a cheapskate about.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vintimus Prime posted:

So does Golddust just not age?

He does, just not linearly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THANK YOU MICHAEL COLE THAT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:



Goldust, several years ago.

The weird thing is he looks more like Dusty now than when he was fat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Striking Yak posted:

Just judging by the posts in this thread, the Network seems to be a solid 30 seconds behind.

Are you watching on PPV? Back before I could get the Network I noticed that the network feed was pretty significantly behind the PPV feed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dexo posted:

Shouldn't that be a DQ?

This isn't an elimination match though.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

No way!

Mizdow wins and Sandow stole the pin!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sandow took independent action :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahaha oh my God this crowd loving owns.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That look of horror on Miz's face when Sandow tagged himself in was incredible.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Static Rook posted:

Larry the Cable Guy looking old as gently caress. Wow.

He looks like Bully Ray if Bully Ray had stayed Brother Ray.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I'm reasonably sure that it is impossible to say anything new about the Austin/McMahon feud. It's all been said.

SPECIAL GUEST VINCE MCMAHON ON A LIVE AUSTIN PODCAST!!?! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Beef Waifu posted:

didn't rose kill that rabbit, why does he trust him?

The rabbit raped him on Raw, so now they're back to zero.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Slater and the Bunny getting in each others faces :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cardboard Box posted:

is this an evanescence music video

Yeah, it's from that one Evanescence song.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did they pause for a big pop at Naomi/Cameron facing off in the ring?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

Tyson Kidd is tweeting selfies from ringside. You glorious, glorious bastard.

https://twitter.com/KiddWWE/status/536698099259809792

My God, he is just running with this gimmick and it rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I just realized, Rosa isn't in this match right? Wasn't she supposed to be taken under Nattie's wing?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Layla is so good at comedic stuff and they almost never let her incorporate any of it. :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

And now she's gone. :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hahaha,"You're an idiot!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Except deliberately and also he's really good at wrestling and also the other wrestlers all like him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Striking Yak posted:

Did they get a word in their ear to shut up and talk about the match?

Vince finished up and lost interest.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Time for Paige to dominate!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dat kick :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dat release suplex :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RIP Paige, died to a butt in the face.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, Tyson owns.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Suben posted:

That was a weird match. It wasn't particularly good and it was ugly and awkward as hell and everyone just seemed completely out of sync despite trying real hard.

I still enjoyed it though.

Yeah, it wasn't very good but at least they gave them time, and all the wrestlers seemed to be putting in effort.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I missed Bad News Barrett :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Have him read the comic section

"I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.... Mallard Fillmore hasn't been canceled yet."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Luke Harper: Hobo Cat :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

"I implied that you had sex with your dead girlfriend's body"

"In a fit of pique after you cleanly eliminated me from the Royal Rumble, I ruined your near-certain chance of victory and the WWF Title. You got angry about that which offends me."

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha awesome

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