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i promise if i join that i won't send anyone a framed photograph of scott hall
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My name is FullLeatherJacket, and I now live in Nottingham, which is sort of like Mansfield except that there are things here that aren't a Wetherspoons Likes: Manchester United; history podcasts; Eugen Sandow; Eugene Debs; not owning a television; wearing hobo gloves; steak; Jedi Mind Tricks; referencing footballers from the 90s; referencing two things; quoting Stewart Lee bits verbatim; expensive scotch; solar energy; call girls (it is important for a man to have sex with all of the types of girl); that pitch in the Faroe Islands by the sea; upsetting feminists on the internet; Aloysius Paulus Maria van Gaal; boring friends and relations to tears with idle musing about selling all of his possessions and living out of a van; ironic racism; that thing Lana Del Rey does where she's actually rich but pretends to be a truckstop whore; books about mountains and people dying on them; Jordi Cruyff; online learning; girls with stupid names Dislikes: London; Chelsea (which is in London); carbs; small hats; cultural relativism; average sized hats; the last 27 Christmasses; Neil Warnock's head; cricket; adults wearing costumes; MLS (American cricket); student haircuts; Tories; chain restaurants; numbers of genders higher than "two"; people who are in the way When I grow up I would like to be: Napoleon
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Nov 30, 2014 20:57
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How much would it cost to send turds and bees to the entire nation of Portugal? I bet it'd be pretty cheap
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Dec 13, 2014 22:05
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Planning to send mine on Saturday, assuming my passport gets delivered before the Post Office closes If not, it will Go Christmas Eve Or Whenever
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Dec 18, 2014 22:59
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I can confirm that I did receive my passport today (the "courier" was actually just a Malaysian man in a Ford Escort, top top work from the Borders Agency), and as such I have sent my parcel, which will hopefully arrive early next week However, I could only find packing tape that smelt of farts, so if anyone receives a fart-smelling package it's probably full of wonderful surprises and/or broken glass
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Dec 20, 2014 17:02
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yeah, I'm starting to feel guilty that I just put some stuff that sort of seemed cool in a box and then wrote a racist letter btw, I'm pretty sure mine has arrived at the Post Office, but through a various series of unfortunate circumstances I can't get it redelivered until the 3rd, so if you sent stuff don't panic
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So I finally got round to having the postman deliver my gift, which I accepted, as is traditional, in a dressing gown while reeking of weed and farts if this was full of bees they're probably dead now, let's open it up  oh  tbh my list wasn't me doing sarcasm, that list is now the few things left that I actually like and as such I'm terrible to buy for, to the extent that my irl friends (both of them) bought me Bukowski novels and a Teddy Roosevelt biography and Remember Julian bought me a copy of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People because "I saw this and I thought of you"  this is literally ideal  this is the version of the book without the obvious factual errors, which is in many ways the best one  i don't really know what this is but it'd probably get me a four-game ban  terrible dad socks for people who actually enjoy fun  a shirt I can never wear in public  close-up on the obscure cult badges  even more stuff; will use the hobo gloves when I go to Rome and punch Albanians on the Spanish Steps; have already eaten the Toblerone and now feel a bit sick  puns where you have to know dutch pronounciation (to keep the riff-raff out)  this is both sides of a custom-made keyring which literally has my name on a picture of that pitch in the Faroe Islands by the sea and is inherently far cooler than my gift which was some racism and a bauble I stole from the office xmas party in some kind of fugue state (we had to have a meeting the next day because some people had stolen vases and actual furniture from the venue, it was cool as heck) legit, this is a frankly ridiculous hoard of stuff and is cool and good as heck, big props to Thirteenth Step for making an effort and not just giving me obsolete electronic equipment that no longer gets used, like my gay republican dad
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