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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dely Apple posted:

Did they ever write a book about the big blue elephant dude at Jabba's place

He played the space music and did space blow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxgnSbs1DKs

Also, the worst thing in the EU is the book series that Kevin J. Anderson wrote where he made a ship into a Mary Sue character.

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The Sun Crusher was a nearly indestructible craft that was no larger than a starfighter, but was capable of unleashing destruction on a magnitude that dwarfed even the Death Star's capabilities. Unlike the Death Star, which destroyed individual planets, the Sun Crusher could destroy an entire star system by causing its target star to turn into a supernova. The key to its near invincibility was layered Quantum-crystalline armor, a material so strong that it could perfectly repel even turbolaser shots. Han Solo once was able to ram the Sun Crusher straight through the bridge of the Imperial-class Star Destroyer Hydra without taking any damage, and during the skirmish in the Maw, it even survived a glancing blow from the Death Star Prototype's Superlaser, which likely would have destroyed any other ship it touched. The Sun Crusher took some engine damage from the blast, as this was its only weakness, but was able to continue to fight. The Sun Crusher was also equipped with a hyperdrive and was designed to slip unnoticed into a system, fire its weaponry, and then escape before its presence was detected.

It's like the poo poo you'd come up with when you were 10, talking to your friends about YOUR cool ideas for Star Wars.

"No, see, it's this ship that is, like, completely indestructible. It destroys other ships by just ramming them and flying through them. Also, it can blow up stars."

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Nov 24, 2014

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