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Super Duper Double Platinum Special Edition Footage George Lucas' actual factual real original vision of Jedi attire they greenscreen that into lightsabers in post
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 01:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:24 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:this guy has the same neck as george lucas
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 05:27 |
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gohuskies posted:They're called Selonians. Space weasels ripped my flesh
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 16:27 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:What the heck is a mandalorian anyway????? The Transformer of that car from Back to the Future
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 20:49 |
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The Star Trek books have one where Kirk gets into a three stooges pie fight with a bunch of Klingons and it's still less ridiculous than the Star Wars EU even though it was actively trying to be.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 09:04 |
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I thought the thread was pretty much over after dude hosed the weasel but Teh Roxxor is a contender
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 03:52 |
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They didn't grow any food on Naboo because Naboo wasn't the one designated Farm Planet. Naboo was pretty hosed up for a star wars planet anyway. They had water areas AND not-water areas on the SAME PLANET.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 05:57 |
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KiteAuraan posted:what about human/gungan couples? Seems to work out http://i.imgur.com/y3VmXcp.jpg
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 03:15 |
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blowfish posted:ok let me help you out
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 21:25 |
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Burn it down, Disney Burn it all down
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 00:39 |
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George Lucas probably has one of those fridge magnet word puzzle things but all the words are synonyms for bad things. Somebody could make some money selling one of those to nerds as a sith name generator.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 22:30 |
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laser crossguard is dangerous but giving laser swords to a bunch of drat toddlers is a-ok
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 23:11 |
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Darth Fedora, played by the Cold Steel guy
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 02:01 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He' already exists and he's great. That's just James Earl Jones in the Vader costume
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 05:52 |
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Star Wars took place a long time ago so the universe was the size of like three city blocks
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 07:14 |
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Blue milk is the gateway drug to the dark side
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 15:50 |
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Nckdictator posted:Some Star Wars art is surprisingly good. Looks like Greedo got a weave and some blasterproof implants
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 22:15 |
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Thanks Disney for torpedoing the EU before we got to the ATM machine that suddenly became force-sensitive and, sensing how important Han would be to the Rebellion wouldn't let him withdraw his money to pay back Jabba, eventually forcing him to ferry some space hobos to Alderaan.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 03:15 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I always thought it was really weird how his shins and ankles were, like, wider than his pants: Not going to bother checking if there's a Wookiepedia article for cankles, but there probably is one.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 15:10 |
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I figured the twi'lek planet would be Rikerville since they are the designated stripper race of the star wars universe.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 00:27 |
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Every planet in the star wars universe seems to be able to support humanoid life no prob, so blowing up a perfectly good planet is no big deal. Who needs Alderaan when we can live on Hoth or Lava Hellhole Planet
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 04:19 |
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shiksa posted:The citizens of Alderaan were known for their use of a stimulant found in the planet's lush forests, known as Kibosh. Once processed, it formed a crystalline green (!) powder that was often inhaled through the nostrils (link to Wookiepedia page on noses). Kibosh was legal on Alderaan, but was still treated as a minor vice. Users were often spotted with an abnormally long fingernail used for scooping the fine powder. It never found much of a user base outside of the system, due to other planets not having the lax laws Alderaan had concerning the substance, so after the destruction of Alderaan, Kibosh is assumed to be an eradicated, or at least extremely rare substance. So did the space coke turn force sensitive and bail out before the death star or what? Assuming yes if this is supposed to be EU stuff.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 04:57 |
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Cad Bane I dunno, sounds like a good guy
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 22:08 |
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Sammus posted:Seriously, in Raiders it's left ambiguous what happened between them but I'm pretty sure she says she was 15.. It never gets mentioned again, but there is a chance Indy is a pedo. Thanks George Lucas. Well, he is a noted fedora wearer so it checks out
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 04:05 |
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Should have had some droid running around with Darth Maul's legs
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 19:59 |
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William Bear posted:Apparently Ackbar has a first name: "Gial". Better than Firmus, I guess. gotta tie it in with other Disney properties for max profit
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 17:09 |
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A spacesuit probably doubles the armor rating of a TIE fighter
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 15:59 |
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Otisburg posted:there are people unironically excited for it to turn out he's Finn's father, and those people are garbage people That's ridiculous. Finn's dad is Ice Cream Maker Guy
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 22:27 |
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boom boom boom posted:I think putting all their resources in Newtype research and ridiculous Mobile Armors instead of producing enough Gelgoogs and Doms for everybody was a mistake. or putting like 10% more budget into Ramba Ral remembering to fight
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 00:52 |
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Considering Disney wanted to purge all the slave Leia merchandise, chances are pretty low that we'll end up with bikini Rey before the ROTJ homage film
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 06:28 |
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Star Trek ended one of its novels with a pie fight so I'd have to believe it's not nearly as up its own rear end as the Star Wars EU was before the great purge
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 18:24 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:24 |
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Obi-Wan probably hid on Tatooine knowing that Anakin was such an emotional pissbaby that he'd never go back there again due to sad feels
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 16:45 |