We love the StarWars EU this much *outstretched arms nailed to Luu'uks X-Wing*

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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I always liked Kyle Katarn and the jedi knight series :shrug:

. The only EU book I ever read was the one about the different bounty hunters like IG-88 and of course Boba. I didn't mind it as a kid.

Isn't there supposed to be some EU guy that's an alien who exudes sex hormones that are so strong it's like poison or burns people or some stupid poo poo like that?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 16:10

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 15:39

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I would totally watch this if it were real:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 17:28

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Chomp8645 posted:

My favorite dumb poo poo about the EU is how every loving thing in the galaxy finds its way back to OUR HEROES somehow. A bad guy on Backwater poo poo Hole Planet can't so much as hatch a plot to take advantage of nerf herders by raising the price of bantha fodder or whatever without Luke, Han, Chewie, and the rest of the gang bursting on the scene to save the day. You're left with the impression that every problem in the universe is solved by the same 10-12 people and nobody else anywhere does a drat thing with their lives.

I like how the villains are almost always "On par/greater than Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine."

Yet no one talks about them, ever.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 17:29

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

shiksa posted:

because george lucas is a sperg control freak idiot who got free reign on a media empire.

the only eu thing i ever had besides video games was this big illustrated book of characters from the movies and eu stuff. there were a couple characters who seemed kind of cool but even in the official lucas-approved media 90% of the eu characters sounded goofy as gently caress. to a child.

oh speaking of video games, can we talk about masters of teras kasi? it had it all, lovely virtua fighter aping gameplay, lightsabers you could bonk on people 20 times before they fell down, and an eu character who was basically just "lovely knockoff boba fett"

I really enjoyed that game, Darth Vader just poo poo on everyone so he was basically easy mode.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 17:40

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

So what was the beef with Dash Rendar? Isn't he supposed to be Solo 2.0 or something?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 14:04

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Ivor Biggun posted:

Darth Dooku

I just can't unhear Darth Goku.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 07:05

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I dunno but if you were told that you could never get laid or masturbate ever for your entire life, it's no wonder your bizarre surging passions take you down the dark side.

No loving poo poo passion leads to the dark side, that sexual frustration has to be channeled somehow. Meditation only works for so long.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 12:27

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Blistex posted:

Darth 19.9% interest over 7 years.
Darth Hangnail.
Darth Tablet is giving me a low battery warning and there is still 2 hours left in the trip.

Sounds like you need to reestablish your connection to the Force at the nearest Force outlet.

You can make 250 page saga on your ordeal.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 14:45

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I always liked the jedi knight series, since Kyle Katarn was probably the most chill and down to earth jedi ever :shrug:

He knew the force wasn't some PURE GOOD or PURE EVIL poo poo, it all depended on how it was used.

Speaking of the starwars games, in KOTOR was there ever a reason to not dual wield or use a two hander?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 19:46