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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Nice to see they haven't forgotten Poland's finest.

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Abner Assington posted:

Button/Alonso? :flashfap:

Meh....we were all :fap: about Alonso/Raikkonen and that turned out to be a damp fart.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

How much are McDennis paying Jense? Seeing how desperate he was to stay on, even if it meant doing the catering, I'm pretty sure Ron had the whip-hand during the negotiations.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


I hope he's happy with the two because McLaren aren't going to let him keep any.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

NtotheTC posted:

So Jess Ennis and Vicky Pendleton for SPOTY every year?

If by "capturing the imagination" you mean "wanking".

Fine by me!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Mimetic posted:


-Esteban Gutierrez

explains quite a bit about Sauber, actually.

Sauber - stymied by crabs.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Eb posted:



Look at this dork. Is that a jacket made of tires?

Made in Stevenage.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

captainOrbital posted:

Vettel is our little Anakin.

Yippee!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Where's this loving car, Ron?

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Daveh posted:

The McLaren trucks arrived at Jerez without any branding/livery. An indication that the launch livery is not the race livery?



DHL best (de)livery.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



When the good Reverend is WDC we will remember these days with fondness.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Hopefully this tragic break-up means Lewis starts crashing into Massa again.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

thegasman2000 posted:

edit:

wrong thread...

Don't be too hasty.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Sebastian Vettel really is the essence of speed and precision.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Obvious Ron Dennis sanctioned fake picture of the late double WDC Fernando Alonso 1981-2015.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Alonso is totally dead.

Expect an unconvincing Honda Alonsimo robot imposter from now on.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


RIP

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

He'll be there.



Sort of.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

td4guy posted:

Somewhat F1-related - one of Kubica's latest WRC onboards is bonkers to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4-XrRdArs

See, this really impresses me but I've never been able to get into rallying because it's just a series of time trials. Even when I was young and BBC2 were using Propaganda for the theme tune I still couldn't connect with it. I'd love it if they raced against each other but there's no chance.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



'Devoid of all injuries.'

:spergin:

e: How's the weather, Ron? - "The atmosphere is absent all rain"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Diet Crack posted:

He will be there in spirit.

“At about 11 a.m. ET on Tuesday (February 24, 2015), our beloved racing driver Fernando Alonso passed away. Fernando Alonso was born on July 29, 1981 in Oviedo. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.”

Press F to pay respects.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Fumble posted:

Do you ever feel like the Fia just make poo poo up as they go along. Like they didn't air lift Bianchi to hospital because they said they don't use the helicopter to air lift people with head injury's. then airlift Alonso with a suspected concussion because that's totally fine to do now.

Airlift makes sense because they are cryonically preserving Alonso's body and you have to get the temperature down super quick or it goes all mushy.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Race statistics are a tool of the patriarchy, shitlords.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

If anyone says Massa they're a pedo.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Gmaz posted:

Dare I say, female Max Chilton?

Mods?

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



You can hear the servos whirring....it's pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxuVHLjuwkk&feature=youtu.be

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Tsaedje posted:

:siren: Button has done 50 laps so far today :siren:

He's a shoe-in for a 6th place finish in this, his final year.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Simona uber alles.

loving Monisha....:argh:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Funzo posted:

No, but that doesn't give the other teams an excuse. They shouldn't get a pass because they're being run by men.
All I really want out of this is to be able to tell my daughters that they can be race car drivers when they grow up, without having to add the caveat of "but only if you're pretty" at the end.

Nobody's holding a gun to her head.

Google her name - she's not exactly shy about getting her kit off.

e: actually she's Italian so there might indeed be a gun at her head.

:italy:

Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Feb 27, 2015

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

On the sea shore.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Only way Nico is going to beat Lewis is if he starts banging Nicole/Roscoe/both.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Down the road - not across the street, Nico.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Gmaz posted:

Good to see Lewis Hamiltion following the path of Jacques Villeneuve.

Ahh....so that's why Nicole left him.

(Hey, it can happen to us all.)

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Dumb Username posted:

Hed Bull Hacing-Henault


They should have kept the camo...

#garish

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I am become Pastor....

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


I'm with BT therefore I'm a stakeholder in Claire Williams.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Who wants to see Claire Williams' mum choking a chicken?



Eh....close enough.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

He's going to freak out when he catches a glimpse of that stupid tattoo on his back.

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

If Alonso's feeble bump knocked him back to 1995 then imagine what year Bianchi is living in.

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