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sexy women and hookshots is a match made in gamer heaven
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PantsBandit posted:sexy women and hookshots is a match made in gamer heaven /nod
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Nov 25, 2014 06:47
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PantsBandit posted:sexy women and hookshots is a match made in gamer heaven What if they're clawshots instead of hookshots?
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Nov 25, 2014 06:56
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Schnedwob posted:i am a fan of gorgeous brown women, and i support the representation of women in video games so yes OP, I would. Same.
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Nov 25, 2014 18:29
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A cool game instead would be to see Ganondorf grow up among the Gerudo and amass power and influence, but I am ok with link becoming a hot Gerudo lady.
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Nov 25, 2014 19:42
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Psycobladder posted:A cool game instead would be to see Ganondorf grow up among the Gerudo and amass power and influence, but I am ok with link becoming a hot Gerudo lady. maybe you would work for, then rebel against ganondorf
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Nov 25, 2014 19:43
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Psycobladder posted:A cool game instead would be to see Ganondorf grow up among the Gerudo and amass power and influence, but I am ok with link becoming a hot Gerudo lady. make a gerudo/hyrule mod for Civilization
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Nov 25, 2014 20:10
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My only question is how would this affect the zelda timeline?!
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Nov 25, 2014 21:07
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Ganondorf would kill you in the womb for questioning the timeline.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:15
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I kid of course, I just find timeline talk to be annoying, I don't get the obsession with everything having to fit within a set canon. Some games obviously follow each other, but it's ok if they don't, it is a LEGEND after all.
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Nov 25, 2014 21:18
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Psycobladder posted:I kid of course, I just find timeline talk to be annoying, I don't get the obsession with everything having to fit within a set canon. Some games obviously follow each other, but it's ok if they don't, it is a LEGEND after all. I've added your comments to the maze of coloured strings and gamefaqs clippings which I am using to determine the true zelda timeline and let me tell you, it has some VERY interesting implications
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Nov 25, 2014 22:12
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Aston posted:I've added your comments to the maze of coloured strings and gamefaqs clippings which I am using to determine the true zelda timeline and let me tell you, it has some VERY interesting implications I arrive at the address the mysterious old gypsy PM'd me. "Aston!" I shout, slamming my meaty hand against the lovely apartment's door. "Aston, drat it, open up!" Fed up, I put on my Power Glove and karate chop my way in. I start to maneuver myself through the shattered door, but I recoil slightly at an absolutely unbearable stench. One whispered word escapes my lips- "Reggie." I double my pace and tumble into the apartment, turning to see something absolutely horrific. A million ideas, once networked into a beautiful piece of art, lay in disarray. I turn to find the source of the smell, confirming what I'd feared. I gave a small prayer for the fallen Imp. Aston was in as bad a condition as his masterwork, more a pile of chewed bones and scorched limbs than anything recognizable as a gamer. I can tell it wasn't just anyone who did this. They wanted to make sure the discoveries ended here. Looking up, I see the killer's signature. Arranged using the very yarn that Aston had used to nearly pierce their lies about the Official Zelda Timeline, there was one word: N*GGER!
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Nov 25, 2014 23:18
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where's that weird gerudo mask transformation comic when you need it
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Nov 26, 2014 00:28
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Yes OP that would be fine.
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Nov 26, 2014 02:23
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Schnedwob posted:make a gerudo/hyrule mod for Civilization citizens produce double yield for everything but food. city growth rate reduced by 99% as there is only one man born every 100 years
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Nov 26, 2014 03:24
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:where's that weird gerudo mask transformation comic when you need it
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Nov 28, 2014 23:53
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would play game in op, also game where zelda dresses up as link to save herself
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Nov 29, 2014 00:59
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Endorph posted:where do you think the original game started it was the shore of a beach
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Nov 29, 2014 01:29
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mysterious loyall X posted:it was the shore of a beach
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Nov 29, 2014 02:10
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Schnedwob posted:make a gerudo/hyrule mod for Civilization http://www.moddb.com/mods/hyrule-total-war
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Nov 29, 2014 02:12
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A hookshot for each limb. You will be able to attach yourself to any object and use the environment as your weapon.
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Nov 29, 2014 15:39
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Effectronica posted:I'd say making power be the dealio would require replacing boss monsters with bunches of small, weak monsters, or else making them obviously weaker and smaller than you. Similarly, a wisdom-focused game would feature purely puzzle-based fights or something. the courage test in skyward sword seemed really clever to me until i got to the power and wisdom tests and discovered they were the same thing. i dont see how stealing greebles from a bunch of big jumbly floating guys represents either power or wisdom i guess.
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Nov 30, 2014 00:29
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What I'm getting from this is that Nintendo should definitely license their stuff out to other people more since lots of these ideas are p cool but would never happen in the main series See hyrule warriors
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Nov 30, 2014 02:13
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Endorph posted:that was link's awakening they didn't have the technology in nes days to differentiate between shore and desert. but if you go to the rigth like 2 screens you'll get to the beach. c'mon son
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Nov 30, 2014 02:15
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Why do Gerudo women need a big strong man king like Gannondorf and what about him makes their ladybrains so entranced by him? How do Gerudo make more Gerudo, do they all just gently caress the king? Anyway I was way more offended when Link was reincarnated as a loving furry in Twilight Princess, I wouldn't give two shits about a female Link after that abomination
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Nov 30, 2014 02:24
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it's a beach
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Nov 30, 2014 02:24
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:where's that weird gerudo mask transformation comic when you need it  second result for weird gerudo mask transformation comic
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Nov 30, 2014 02:36
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after "i said we're going to reassemble your shithole" i was expecting much worse
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Nov 30, 2014 03:40
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Bobnumerotres posted:after "i said we're going to reassemble your shithole" i was expecting much worse It's "remodel".
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Nov 30, 2014 03:46
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They were going to remodel her shithole.
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Nov 30, 2014 03:46
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Endorph posted:where do you think the original game started the desert section is north and slightly east of that spot
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Nov 30, 2014 03:51
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don't get it wrong again.
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Nov 30, 2014 03:51
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mdm posted:Why do Gerudo women need a big strong man king like Gannondorf and what about him makes their ladybrains so entranced by him? How do Gerudo make more Gerudo, do they all just gently caress the king? they kidnap hylian men
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Nov 30, 2014 15:09
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romanowski posted:the desert section is north and slightly east of that spot there's a desert on one side and a beach on the other it's a beach leading into the desert, and you start inbetween the two
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Nov 30, 2014 15:24
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You play as the guy who runs the fishing pond business, and you have to save the day by catching badass fish.
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Nov 30, 2014 15:42
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Wanna eat a sandy gerudo pussy gonna grind some teeth down on a cinnamon pissbox Tingle tingle koolah limpah!!
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Nov 30, 2014 16:47
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You know, I've put a lot of thought into this. I tend to think that I'm a pretty open-minded, forward-thinking guy. But ultimately, no. I could not accept if Link was reincarnated as a Gerudo woman. I couldn't handle it at all. I am very glad this is just a theoretical thing.
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Nov 30, 2014 17:09
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Her name would have to be named Link, because the Zelda thing wasn't dumb enough on its own.
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Nov 30, 2014 18:27
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thuly posted:Wanna eat a sandy gerudo pussy
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Strongly prefer to date members of my own race. Exception for Gerudo women, they're magical :3
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