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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
i am a fan of gorgeous brown women, and i support the representation of women in video games so yes OP, I would.

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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
alternatively: would she accept my dick

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

PantsBandit posted:

sexy women and hookshots is a match made in gamer heaven

/nod

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Psycobladder posted:

A cool game instead would be to see Ganondorf grow up among the Gerudo and amass power and influence, but I am ok with link becoming a hot Gerudo lady.

make a gerudo/hyrule mod for Civilization

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Aston posted:

I've added your comments to the maze of coloured strings and gamefaqs clippings which I am using to determine the true zelda timeline and let me tell you, it has some VERY interesting implications

I arrive at the address the mysterious old gypsy PM'd me. "Aston!" I shout, slamming my meaty hand against the lovely apartment's door. "Aston, drat it, open up!" Fed up, I put on my Power Glove and karate chop my way in. I start to maneuver myself through the shattered door, but I recoil slightly at an absolutely unbearable stench. One whispered word escapes my lips- "Reggie." I double my pace and tumble into the apartment, turning to see something absolutely horrific. A million ideas, once networked into a beautiful piece of art, lay in disarray. I turn to find the source of the smell, confirming what I'd feared. I gave a small prayer for the fallen Imp. Aston was in as bad a condition as his masterwork, more a pile of chewed bones and scorched limbs than anything recognizable as a gamer.

I can tell it wasn't just anyone who did this. They wanted to make sure the discoveries ended here. Looking up, I see the killer's signature. Arranged using the very yarn that Aston had used to nearly pierce their lies about the Official Zelda Timeline, there was one word: N*GGER!

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

BKPR posted:

Strongly prefer to date members of my own race. Exception for Gerudo women, they're magical :3

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Nanomashoes posted:

if gerudo women were real i would have the sand plague

they are IRL and my gf is a gerudo IRL

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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Wormskull posted:

Very LOL. Goku.

Can always count on Wormskull to provide us with a...

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