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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
My dad had a friend of a friend who literally skinned himself alive in Action Park. These two worked in the park itself and liked to gently caress around on the rides before it officially opened. They were racing on the concrete flume when this poor bastard went flying off the edge, hit the concrete below on his back, and left most of his flesh behind on the skid.

He lived, but probably wished he hadn't. Pity not his dumb (and flayed) rear end, but the maintenance workers who had to hose away all the blood before their supervisor showed up.

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
My dad was in a disco band. Stayin aliiiiive

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