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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Turkeys!Those of you who need a few extra points to get back in the game are in luck! To celebrate the bounty of Thanksgiving, 1KoB is giving away bonus points in the form of the Turkey Rule! Here's how it works: You may designate up to five players as 'Turkeys' when submitting this week's list. A turkey must fulfill the following criteria: They must play during one of the three Thanksgiving games. They must be specifically designated as turkey players. You can't see that a player laid an egg after the fact and go 'well he played on Thanksgiving so I should get points for that!' You have to actually have a plan with this. The yardage type designated must be the primary type associated with their position, as in passing for quarterbacks, rushing for running backs or fullbacks, and receiving for wide receivers or tight ends. If you try to argue edge case poo poo like 'well Marcel Reece is really a receiver' so help me I will reach through the internet and punch you in the face. They must have at least one passing attempt, rushing attempt, or reception during the game. If your WR/TE is targeted but doesn't make the catch, it doesn't count. All of your turkey players' yardage does count towards the whole of your list, so be careful not to overshoot! For each of your turkey players that comes in under 25 yards in their designated yardage type you get 5 bonus points, and if you hit on all five turkey players your bonus is doubled for a total of 50 points! So root for failure in accordance with the most sacred of Thanksgiving football traditions! Week 12 Results Top Ten: Mughe: 986 - 48 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 977 - 47 pts. solauran: 970 - 46 + 25 hair bonus = 71 pts. pixelbot2000: 964 - 45 pts. OrangeKing: 959 - 44 pts. Tavarin: 958 - 43 pts. Bachtere: 955 - 42 pts. Felter Chesthard: 941 - 41 pts. skaboomizzy: 939 - 40 pts. bushisms.txt: 938 - 39 pts. The Field: Phiggle: 926 - 38 pts. Fenrir: 907 - 37 pts. Thaddius the Large: 898 - 36 pts. Chichevache: 897 - 35 pts. Jaysus: 895 - 34 pts. Gandalf21: 882 - 32 pts. Ron Roenicke: 882 - 32 pts. Grozz Nuy: 881 - 31 pts. Okibi: 870 - 30 pts. Butthead: 869 - 29 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 850 - 28 pts. Bjay9: 849 - 26 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 849 - 26 pts. Arnold Layne: 842 - 25 pts. axeil: 827 - 24 pts. Lt. Chips: 819 - 23 pts. JGKing: 798 - 22 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 791 - 21 pts. rebel1608: 784 - 20 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 762 - 19 pts. kalensc: 748 - 18 pts. ChuckHead: 714 - 17 pts. Grittybeard: 706 - 16 pts. WaffleZombie: 695 - 15 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 686 - 14 pts. marioinblack: 678 - 13 pts. aBagorn: 644 - 12 pts. No Butt Stuff: 632 - 11 pts. Akbar: 420 - 9 pts. Dubar: 420 - 9 pts. Busts: Alfred P. Pseudonym: 1001 (1063-62) - 8 pts. Metapod: 1031 - 7 pts. Deceptive: 1058 - 6 pts. Nystral: 1060 - 5 pts. von Metternich: 1110 - 4 pts. Hockles: 1140 - 3 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 1154 - 2 pts. Apples McGrind: 783 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Apples McGrind Week 13 Schedule Thanksgiving Games!CHI@DET PHI@DAL SEA@SF Sunday Early: WAS@IND TEN@HOU CLE@BUF SD@BAL NYG@JAX CIN@TB OAK@STL NO@PIT CAR@MIN Sunday Late: ARI@ATL NE@GB Sunday Night: DEN@KC Monday Night!MIA@NYJ
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Season Standings through Week 12 JGKing: 488 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 488 pts. marioinblack: 486 pts. aBagorn: 472 pts. ------------------------------------------------------- 3 TOKEN LINE Felter Chesthard: 463 pts. Phiggle: 459 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 452 pts. Grozz Nuy: 450 pts. ------------------------------------------------------- 2 TOKEN LINE Christ Pseudoscientist: 448 pts. Fenrir: 438 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 436 pts. Ron Roenicke: 431 pts. ------------------------------------------------------- 1 TOKEN LINE Phyein: 415 pts. skaboomizzy: 408 pts. Dubar: 407 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 401 pts. solauran: 393 pts. Akbar: 390 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 386 pts. axeil: 380 pts. Arnold Layne: 378 pts. Grittybeard: 378 pts. kalensc: 378 pts. Butthead: 375 pts. Lt. Chips: 372 pts. Gandalf21: 368 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 363 pts. ------------------------------------------------------ PLAYOFF LINE von Metternich: 361 pts. OrangeKing: 360 pts. Okibi: 356 pts. Tavarin: 356 pts. Jaysus: 355 pts. Bjay9: 349 pts. Apples McGrind: 346 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 340 pts. Mind_Taker: 339 pts. pixelbot2000: 335 pts. Mughe: 329 pts. Thaddius the Large: 329 pts. rebel1608: 321 pts. Metapod: 317 pts. ChuckHead: 315 pts. WaffleZombie: 306 pts. 13 year old girls: 299 pts. Bachtere: 292 pts. Chichevache: 285 pts. DupaDupa: 283 pts. bushisms.txt: 277 pts. No Butt Stuff: 274 pts. Hockles: 265 pts. Nystral: 237 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 234 pts. Deceptive: 231 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. A Pale Horse: 210 pts. embarrasing tank: 210 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. waah: 204 pts. OBR: 186 pts. Miko: 185 pts. OxySnake: 133 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. grah: 104 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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Season standings are now updated through last week. I'm actually doing much better than I thought. Turkey List Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards
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