Week 13 Aftermath: Mmm Thanksgiving, I 8 and 8 until I was stuffed.

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aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

drat Eagles. I can honestly say I didn't see that beatdown coming.

That being said, Riley Cooper is still a goddamn garbageman

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FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Buddy is pleased.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:42

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

How bout them Cowboys?

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:47

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

@AdamSchefter
Jets could use a quarterback just like...Mark Sanchez.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:48

Reverend Sub-Zero: Jan 11, 2008; Filladelfia Pliers

Chris James 2 posted:

@AdamSchefter
Jets could use a quarterback just like...Mark Sanchez.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:51

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

Jota posted:

How bout them Cowboys?

Yeah. How bout them Cowboys?

:smith:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:52

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Eagles are undefeated on Thanksgiving.

Dallas lost and the Lions won.

It is the perfect Thanksgiving.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:52

gohuskies: Oct 23, 2010; I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

I'm thankful for 4th quarter Tony Romo

# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:54

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

@AdamSchefter
Jets could use a quarterback just like...Mark Sanchez.

Even Schefter can't avoid the low hanging retweet fruit.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:10

YMB: Nov 8, 2009; in an unceremonious way

Great performance all around, although our red zone offense still needs a lot of work. I feel like we can probably beat the Seahawks next week but it'll take a more complete effort. I'll have to see how the Hawks look tonight before I get into full panic/confidence mode though.

With that being said,

:romo:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:14

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

thread title owns. cowboys don't. which also owns

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:18

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Was not expecting cowboys offense to be bad

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:24

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Jason Garrett abandoned the pass against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL lol. Literally tried playing ball control down two scores

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:28

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

I'm just never going to predict another Eagles division game, it is clear I simply don't know what the gently caress

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:33

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Good thread title, Eagles own, Riley Cooper dumb

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:34

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I can't wait until "Dez is a team cancer for yelling at teammates"

When Wittin was doing it nonstop after every drive.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:46

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Bitch

Shangri-Law School fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 28, 2014

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:47

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

They're 7-4, they lost first place, their pets' heads are falling off!

# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:49

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

How bout those Bears. Now that they're eliminated, time to win a bunch more games

# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:30

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

mastershakeman posted:

How bout those Bears. Now that they're eliminated, time to win a bunch more games

Starting with Dallas next week :getin:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:31

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

The bears are a miserable team

# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:46

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

hughesta posted:

The bears are a miserable team

Jay Cutler needs to learn how to play better defense, imo.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:49

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

I'm still on my high from last weeks win over the Chiefs.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:53

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

The Eagles end their season with the Redskins and Giants in weeks 16 and 17. They legit have a chance at the #1 seed, this is too weird for life

Chip Kelly owns

# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:24

fat greasy puto: Dec 30, 2001; Anime Lover David Beckham

cowboys taking a funny route to 8-8 this season

edit: id like the eagles to get the first seed and win through the playoffs and then lose on the last play of the game in the super bowl, that would be perfect

# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:28

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Did I mention that Dwayne Harris is a massive wiener

because he is

# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:31

Dattserberg: Dec 30, 2005; National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

Eifert Posting posted:

I can't wait until "Dez is a team cancer for yelling at teammates"

When Wittin was doing it nonstop after every drive.

He is. They should immediately trade him to Detroit

# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

We'll trade Dallas straight up for a slightly used Tyler Eifert.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:56

Cash Monet: Apr 5, 2009

I'd enjoy seeing Dallas lose in the playoffs more but seeing Philly fail will bring its own pleasures.

God speed, butt fumble. God speed. :getin:

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:05

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

So the Niners are really bad and have lucked into some games

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:20

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

On a Thanksgiving with Cutler, Sanchez, Stafford, and Romo playing, Colin Kaepernick definitively played worse than them all

Football's loving incredible

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:25

FuriousxGeorge: Aug 8, 2007; We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2014/11/instant_analysis_2.html

quote:

Halfway through their division schedule, the Eagles have outscored the NFC East, 97-44, in three games. They play each again over the next four weeks.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:31

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

OK, I admit it. I put a voodoo curse on Levi's because the have the gall to still call themselves the San Francisco Forty-Niners when the Oakland Coliseum is actually closer then the actual stadium is and people still think Levi's is in SF.

and holy poo poo I'd never thought I would see such a penalty ridden game in primetime like Oakland-Denver a few years back

LEGO Genetics fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 28, 2014

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:31

Bobo the Red: Aug 14, 2004; Lay off the marmot

Sad the 49ers couldn't steal another win. Not for their sake, but to keep Seattle down. But then, a team who gets 5 INTS and wins by 6 is barely a team at all.

axeil posted:

Dallas lost and the Lions won.

It is the perfect Thanksgiving.

The truth.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:37

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Seattle will win the Superbowl.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:38

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

Seattle will win the Superbowl.

Nope.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:40

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

Seattle will win the Superbowl.

you son of a bitch

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

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KidDynamite: Feb 11, 2005

Go Dark Lord. Hail Satan.

gently caress you niners that was real shameful poo poo.

# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:42

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Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Release Kaep, trade for rg3

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