Y'all exited about the new StarWars trailer?

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Can't get enough of all these star wars!

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 12:47

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

TOILETLORD posted:

i'm waiting to see what happened, since they said they had to do some rewrites and reshoots after harrison ford hosed his foot up.

I hope it'll be like the "can't we just shoot him, Steven?" scene from Raiders.

Anyway I AM PUMP FOR STARS WAR LET SEE LOUK SKIESWALL DEFEAT A SS

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 15:21

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Well it's definitely Star Wars, but hahaha at the lightsaber

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 16:28

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

In established Star Wars lore (well, at least before the entire EU was declared irrelevant), it is a part of every Jedi's - and presumably Sith's - training to construct your own lightsaber. Custom jobs all around!

:goonsay:

psyopmonkey posted:

Wait...

Arnt all storm troopers clones of some pacific islander dude?

Don't know what the official line is now, but it used to be that all the clones slowly got filtered out by actual recruits after the establishment of Palpatine's Empire.

:goonsay:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 17:24

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

The Taint Reaper posted:

The only thing I'm not all that crazy about is the soccer ball R2 unit. It just looks weird and won't make a good toy. Like I don't even get how it's supposed to function since the head is rattling around while it's rolling, yet it's supposed to be connected by magnets or some poo poo. Magnetic forces don't cause rattling.

The R2 Unit shape is too iconic to ever be replaced though so they're bound to make more figures of those.

R2 will be in the new film, too. Hell, according to IMDB they've even roped Kenny Baker to be stuffed into that metal bin once more.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 19:28

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Even ISIS are arguing about the lightsaber.

"If only we had our own lightsabers, our jihadporn videos would look so much cooler and all the kids would want to join up! I don't like this medieval infidel design though. Why can't they make them more scimitar-like?"

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 19:33

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Entropic posted:

Or use the Force to give the other guy a brain aneurysm or something. Don't go start thinking logically about that poo poo.

I anxiously await David Cronenberg's interpretation of Star Wars, wherein Force adepts make other people's heads explode or bodies spontaneously ignite.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 14:52

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The Taint Reaper posted:

I want Solid Snake to be a Jedi Knight.

*in gruff, incredulous/incomprehending voice* "SITH lords??"

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 16:37

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:22

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Fetus Tree posted:

how many times can they say sithspit

I forgot about that word. Thanks a lot. *heavily emphasises "lot", rolls eyes, crosses arms, dismissively goes "tssss"*

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 17:37

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