I found the best photographer: "Christy, get down on your knees"

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8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

What the gently caress is a "Lateral Coaching Elite"?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 16:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:58

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Whitezombi posted:

i just take instant film, throw it in the toilet and poo poo on it. sometimes i pee

HOW DO YOU poo poo WITHOUT PEEING?!? TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:50

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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bobmarleysghost posted:

More like Peter Likmyballs, amiright?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 22:14

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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crap nerd posted:

im the turnips or whatever the gently caress they are with multiple gold frames

Butt plugs

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 22:00

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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feigning interest posted:

ham-and-eggleston

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 19:09

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

KinkyJohn posted:

Those underwater shoots seem like an awful trend

anything that increases the chances of these people drowning is not entirely awful

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 20:49

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

It really feels like she completely misses any points that make Shore's work good or interesting. It feels like a some kind of weird art photographer clickbait. Some of her other stuff is good and cool but the entire site and most of her projects seem rushed or at least not well represented online.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 17:42

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I can feel the acceleration already

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 20:16

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Geektox posted:

what kinda photographer has to throwaway on a joke

Que soundmonkey kramering into the thread to tell the story of how I accidentally called him out on a missed snype that he didn't miss and then I changed my name to make it look like he did anyway

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 06:38

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Nice feeling of asphyxiation there Erik

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 03:05

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

If Michael Jordan couldn't take back the Hitler 'stache then these dorks ain't gonna do poo poo

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 00:56

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Fart Amplifier posted:

also, nice feeling of aryan superiority here manwoman

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 01:28

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 03:35

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Caryna posted:

This is getting dumb and dumber.

yeah, every time you post

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 11:30

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Fart Amplifier posted:

giving a nazi salute, with a huge boner coming out of their camo pants.

pls don't post about my dayjob

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 05:08

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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feigning interest posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0&t=6s

nice beard dude

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 06:29

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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LogisticEarth posted:

Yeah, but the best time to dramatically do pop up chimping is probably not 10 feet smack dab in front of the bride and groom right in the middle of the vows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JTy9x2CNE&t=3m

uuuuhhh I don't think you know what "best" means becauase that is the owningest time to do that.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 14:39

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

photoshop in a stream of urine and Im down

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 03:27

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Years gone by several of my most viewed photos are of a lady firefighter, not a sexy one just a coworker on a standby in turnout pants and a regular shirt. Dudes will literally jerk off to anything on flickr tagged "woman" or "girl"

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 08:00

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

Are you guys aware that indie hentai game makes make 10s of thousands a month?

no please go on about this hentai game "a friend" "told" you about

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 05:10

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I edit two huge photography publications as well:
"lovely Portraits Monthly" & "Whiny Babies Who Need to Shut the gently caress Up Quarterly"

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 03:43

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Spedman posted:

waiting for the sweet embrace of death.

same

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 22:26

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

I did it boys

I made it on Flickr.

I just got maxgor'd today

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 01:16

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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DJExile posted:

I'm trying like hell to figure out what exactly happened here

someone tried to moon a pentax user but was too busy laughing at their Q and fell into an open sewer (and sometimes known as your posts)

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 22:01

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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DJExile posted:

Not seeing the problem with this part, tbqh

"BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCCCK"

oh poo poo run it's the chimpanzee's

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 21:47

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

sideways boobs

Please don't post my okcupid name

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 12:35

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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IT PUTS THE LENS CLOTH ON THE 6X17 OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 20:09

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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feigning interest posted:

i'm the jacket seemingly made of discarded microfibre cloths

my mourning jacket

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 15:25

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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xzzy posted:

Too bad the error is operator error. He was probably sprinting to the clusterfuck of humanity while taking pictures.

I mean yeah the iphone has glacial focus speed but if you just stand still for a second it'll do a better job than that.

tim cook parachute account spotted

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 04:53

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Anyone that commissions afterlife photoshops should be charged with a crime. I don't even care which one.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 02:57

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Wait did you guys not know there's like a whole seedy swinger porn underbelly on Flickr? Go search groups for the most depraved thing you can think of, I'll wait here while your eyes vomit.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 05:30

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Yeah like if that was on the wall at coffee shop I wouldn't make fun of it

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 07:02

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Geektox posted:

It'd be kind of an interesting concept if the colour pallete didn't resemble bloody diarrhea

see a doctor

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 08:19

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I'm at work so I'm extra cranky but I found the best retoucher:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/crg/5548466384.html

Let's take actual good portraits like the spiderkid and actively make them worse, yes this is totally forth a 50/50 split.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 01:42

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Well you are a dipshit but not knowing about Flickr being weirdly degenerate isn't your fault. Search groups sometime for any sexual term at all and be shocked.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 06:08

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

No canon enthusiast would be able to get this close a shave without accidentally cutting their own throat tho, this guy has got to be a sony troll

# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 03:24

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I just found this ad in my local CL gigs section:

website: http://www.createdbytrix.com/portraits

Wrong section of the website for advertising services, check. Terrible website that looks like geocities vomited on 2006, check. Intensely mediocre work that will take a week in post, check. Delusions of being paid $450 to produce this work for a client, check.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 02:11

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Ideas are endless, as long as you only have two

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 08:40

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I wish the Church of Satan had like a make-a-wish program where they paid for stuff that uber religious people prayed for on twitter as a gently caress you

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 07:40

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:58

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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EL BROMANCE posted:

Wow they really took Raphael in a whole new direction in the new Turtles movie.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 22:19

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