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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
this thread is agressing against me because I thought it was serious and now it's just some LF reunion or FYAD thing or something :saddowns:

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

icantfindaname posted:

i'm gonna give you a MASSIVE wedgie after class

edit: this is me, in preparation



Isn't joking about wedgies kind-of hurtful to any kilted Scotsmen in the community? They know they can't participate and they have to silently go along with the mirth.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

icantfindaname posted:

pathetic nerds

I wanted to type "myrrth" because it's the Holiday Season :v:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
When I was a kid I was hugely fat so when the teacher said "line up" my bulk stuck out on both sides of the line and that mad me sad.

Also I never got to play the triangle in kindergarten. Always the wooden sticks.

Now I'm a wealthy white man.

<--- not me irl I have hair :smug:

emfive fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Dec 1, 2014

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

drilldo squirt posted:

You're whats wrong with the world today.

people picked on me because I was fat and now you're trivializing that. Who's the real aggressor here?

sometimes other kids called me "white boy" :qq:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
for reals I think the concept of a "microaggression" is perfectly valid and I'm happy to have had that notion introduced into my awareness. I am not now the sort of person who's likely to be a victim though I'm getting old.

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

drilldo squirt posted:

White men cant be aggressed at all due to power imbalances.

in general I agree but old feeble white men certainly have issues. However gently caress Sheldon Adelson.

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