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Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Reign Of Pain posted:

You do realize that this disqualifies you from being buried in a proper Jewish cemetery?



these make me cringe to heck

somebody in our station got their collar number tattooed on them like 4 years ago and people still rip the piss out of him for it

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Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Branis posted:

don't worry, my body is unmarked so I can be given a proper jewish funeral

A couple railroad ties and three nails?

chartley
Jul 1, 2004

Nessy says get tae

Hezzy posted:

these make me cringe to heck

somebody in our station got their collar number tattooed on them like 4 years ago and people still rip the piss out of him for it
Ahaha. That is the definition of lame.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

A couple railroad ties and three nails?

no that kind of funeral is reserved for the elders of zion

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
NYPD choked a black guy to death over selling loose cigarettes. Why a cop would even waste his time being a loving revenue collector is beyond me.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

NYPD choked a black guy to death over selling loose cigarettes. Why a cop would even waste his time being a loving revenue collector is beyond me.

At least he went home to his family. #survivethestreet #certifiedwolfhunter #blessedarethepeacemakersfortheyshallbecalledthechildrenofgod

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
#I'dratherbejudgedby12thancarriedby6


lol just kidding we don't ever face juries.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009
#bodycountisinthehouse

Hashtag and themesong, all in one.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



#wolfbearhunter

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Shooting Blanks posted:

#wolfbearhunter

N4I name change

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/12/cleveland_police_officer_who_s.html

from the current events thread.

Pilot to Gunner
Aug 21, 2009

That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.

Reign Of Pain posted:

You do realize that this disqualifies you from being buried in a proper Jewish cemetery?


What is going on with that marijuana leaf tattoo that says "Warlocks"?


Edit, wait- it says Narcotics, not Warlocks.

What is going on with that marijuana leaf tattoo that says "Narcotics"?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pilot to Gunner posted:

What is going on with that marijuana leaf tattoo that says "Warlocks"?


Edit, wait- it says Narcotics, not Warlocks.

What is going on with that marijuana leaf tattoo that says "Narcotics"?

I dunno but it'd be cooler if it said warlocks.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

beanieson posted:

I dunno but it'd be cooler if it said warlocks.

Naming the narcs unit THE WARLOCKS and making t shirts as we speak. Will be for sale on officer dot com asap.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Untagged posted:

Naming the narcs unit THE WARLOCKS and making t shirts as we speak. Will be for sale on officer dot com asap.

you won't get my money unless there's a cross or st Michael or at least some goddamned Celtic knotwork on there

#thereasonfortheseason #copsforchrist

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

NYPD choked a black guy to death over selling loose cigarettes. Why a cop would even waste his time being a loving revenue collector is beyond me.

f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job

reasonable and probable grounds? wtf are those you're at the border now spread those cheeks

I still miss those days :smith:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

DrakeriderCa posted:

f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job


Pretty sure the happiest guys in the department here are the ones permanently assigned to work for the local treasurers office to enforce property taxes and vehicle licenses taxes. All they do is search for unlisted and unregistered taxable property all day long. Have their own offices in another building (no brass), make their own hours as long as it gets done (keep the treasurer happy), and run backup to some bullshit calls when they have nothing else to do (never a report to write).

So:

DrakeriderCa posted:

f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
exactly

plus since it isn't criminal there are almost always much looser rules about evidence and interviews and search and seizure

if you can turn your brain off and ignore how you aren't really making the world a better place its job satisfaction central

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



DrakeriderCa posted:

f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job

reasonable and probable grounds? wtf are those you're at the border now spread those cheeks

I still miss those days :smith:

I will say, crossing the Canadian border is not something I ever want to repeat.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Why the hell did those Cleveland cops literally drive RIGHT UP to the kid who was waving a handgun around.

:wtc:

Like, literally right next to the kid. Even on loving domestics I park down the street.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

I will say, crossing the Canadian border is not something I ever want to repeat.

Sounds like you learned your lesson then

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
you really need to read the article I posted about the officer who did the shooting. Dude should not have been a cop anywhere.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

That's some sloppy rear end hiring, Cleveland

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



DrakeriderCa posted:

Sounds like you learned your lesson then

The strip clubs were pretty good.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
CI at the IRS makes GS-9 or less pay...

povs

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

The strip clubs were pretty good.

Everything up here is better

It's why we struggle to keep Americans out

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
bumfuck south dakota strip clubs with particle board stages, walmart rope lights and repurposed hotel furniture are my favorite. Whats the deal with these garbage dick pics that people have.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

bumfuck south dakota strip clubs with particle board stages, walmart rope lights and repurposed hotel furniture are my favorite. Whats the deal with these garbage dick pics that people have.

they replaced the "stupid newbie" av with garbage dick

Homie S
Aug 6, 2001

This is what it means

Reign Of Pain posted:

CI at the IRS makes GS-9 or less pay...

povs

I see these announcements all the time at USAjobs and I laugh my rear end off

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Post copperriffic videos ITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLsXJitaiVo

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G19TWqolIQ

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Dec 5, 2014

Pilot to Gunner
Aug 21, 2009

That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.
Anyone been reading those 'Criming While White' tweets? Over the past 24 hours it has gone from anecdotes about privilege to people confessing to felonies :munch:

Pilot to Gunner fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 5, 2014

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
everybody on wallstreet is a criminal that deserves the death penalty IMHO

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Branis posted:

everybody on wallstreet is a criminal that deserves the death penalty IMHO

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Branis posted:

everybody on wallstreet is a criminal that deserves the death penalty IMHO

Sounds sovereign citizenesque

Pilot to Gunner
Aug 21, 2009

That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.

Branis posted:

everybody on wallstreet is a criminal that deserves the death penalty IMHO

Wolves. The lot of em.

Reign Of Pain posted:

Post copperriffic videos ITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qji-XGZ8sK0

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Branis posted:

everybody on wallstreet is a criminal that deserves the death penalty IMHO

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Loogit all these GiP anti-gov't popo motherfuckers in SA

Jan 2014 Police Thread: Resurrect McVeigh and appoint him Police Chief of the USA

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Dec 5, 2014

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007



They got served




and protected

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Noslo posted:

They got served




and protected

:vince:

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Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrsEoQRwlgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ek6uzOkoWI

Also for the british cops, why is your country goin all weird with porn laws.

Branis fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Dec 6, 2014

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