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Where are the dudes with bigass tattoos of an expert driver's badge with "DRIVER" in a giant scroll across their shoulder blades
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Dec 11, 2014 01:28
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Justin Tyme posted:Where are the dudes with bigass tattoos of an expert driver's badge with "DRIVER" in a giant scroll across their shoulder blades Kid in my unit had a big rear end crossed pistols on his shoulder blades.
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Dec 11, 2014 01:36
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at least driving isn't an outdated and useless military tactic
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Dec 11, 2014 01:46
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The best piece of advice a drill ever gave me: Military tattoos are for tools. And sure enough, it's gotta be at least 8/10.
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Dec 11, 2014 02:44
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I remember when we had our mandatory tattoo inspection in Afghanistan. Sooooo many juggalo tats on people I otherwise respected.
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Dec 11, 2014 04:14
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psydude posted:I remember when we had our mandatory tattoo inspection in Afghanistan. Sooooo many juggalo tats on people I otherwise respected. One of the guys in my platoon got a bow tie tattooed on his dick.
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Dec 11, 2014 09:03
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Dodged that bullet. I'd say my Commander was probably more relieved than I was.
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Dec 11, 2014 09:05
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zombie303 posted:One of the guys in my platoon got a bow tie tattooed on his dick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU7aU71KWr8
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Dec 11, 2014 14:03
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psydude posted:I remember when we had our mandatory tattoo inspection in Afghanistan. Sooooo many juggalo tats on people I otherwise respected. Woah really? Why did you have this? Coast guard had a policy at one point where full sleeves weren't allowed, but that was fairly easy to enforce. That's out the window now so any neck/hand tattoos would be easily recognized. Never had a mandatory inspection for it, though.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:49
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nwin posted:Woah really? Why did you have this? Coast guard had a policy at one point where full sleeves weren't allowed, but that was fairly easy to enforce. That's out the window now so any neck/hand tattoos would be easily recognized. Never had a mandatory inspection for it, though. It was an Army - wide requirement following the new version of AR 670-1 back in April. All tattoos visible while in the PT uniform had to be inspected and any that were noncompliant with the revised regulation had to be documented with a memorandum and photograph in order to be grandfathered in.
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Dec 11, 2014 16:34
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psydude posted:It was an Army - wide requirement following the new version of AR 670-1 back in April. All tattoos visible while in the PT uniform had to be inspected and any that were noncompliant with the revised regulation had to be documented with a memorandum and photograph in order to be grandfathered in. Ah ok. We did the same thing when we banned full sleeves for a few years. I thought you meant the army had an annual tattoo inspection which made me go 
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nwin posted:Ah ok. We did the same thing when we banned full sleeves for a few years. I thought you meant the army had an annual tattoo inspection which made me go They probably will soon enough.
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Dec 11, 2014 19:33
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My unit hosed up when they took the photos and people took that as an opportunity to get more in before regulation photos were taken.
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Dec 11, 2014 20:59
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I have arms that are relatively covered (and are grandfathered) but have never had photos taken of them. I'm sure this will be the basis of a separation action at some point when somebody doesn't like something I have done.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:18
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My god drat loving unit needs to stop loving scheduling mandatory fun on loving fridays. gently caress i got a loving girlfriend i need to gently caress.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:22
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Dec 12, 2014 20:38
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Ashmole posted:My god drat loving unit needs to stop loving scheduling mandatory fun on loving fridays. gently caress i got a loving girlfriend i need to gently caress. I'm not working. I can cover down for you.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:45
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:
Hey, cut him some slack, he only has like 6 months left. Would still rather spend 2 and a half years as a gay reservist than another 6 months on active duty, though.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:53
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I think at least 80% of the army could be reservists / nasty girls. There's just nothing of any real importance to do.
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Dec 12, 2014 23:20
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not caring here posted:I think at least 80% of the army could be reservists / nasty girls. Having spent the last couple of weeks showing up for a PT formation, then the rest of the day either napping or playing video games, I can confirm that there is nothing to do.
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Dec 12, 2014 23:37
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Dec 13, 2014 02:31
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that guy can eat all the dicks
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Dec 13, 2014 02:34
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quote:10TH SFG (A), FORT CARSON, CO 80913 Welp, time to pack it in. This poo poo's managed to ruin what I thought might actually be inviolate.
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Dec 13, 2014 02:35
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so they'll counsel you for having some gayass camber but not for going through four different vehicles in 3 years (including a mustang and jeep wrangler, enlisted.txt as gently caress) priorities
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Dec 13, 2014 05:39
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You...you've got to be loving kidding me.
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Dec 13, 2014 15:30
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I'm having a hard time processing that as a real thing. That's just one of those joke counseling things right?
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Sir Lucius posted:I'm having a hard time processing that as a real thing. January thread title.
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Dec 13, 2014 15:58
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Peacetime ftw
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ft carson still dumb water wet, sky blue, every ftx involves rain and snow
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:Welp, time to pack it in. This poo poo's managed to ruin what I thought might actually be inviolate. not everyone in group are sf 
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Dec 13, 2014 21:29
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brains posted:not everyone in group are sf They are when they cruise for chicks in the local bar.
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Dec 13, 2014 21:44
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:They are when they cruise for chicks in the local bar. True story: there was a guy in 5th group support company who had a bumper sticker with the long tab
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Dec 13, 2014 21:49
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Equine Don posted:True story: there was a guy in 5th group support company who had a bumper sticker with the long tab Was he able to walk on his own two legs after they saw that poo poo?
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Dec 13, 2014 21:53
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Master Bateman posted:Was he able to walk on his own two legs after they saw that poo poo? he was off post, I think he had some brains at least to not drive to the compound
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Dec 13, 2014 21:56
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:They are when they cruise for chicks in the local bar. "yeah just got back from the field, worked with some secret squirrel types, i'm basically special forces. it's cool, not something i like to advertise though, you know how it is" -every infantryman ever
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Dec 13, 2014 22:04
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brains posted:"yeah just got back from the field, worked with some secret squirrel types, i'm basically special forces. it's cool, not something i like to advertise though, you know how it is" -every infantryman ever Uh, I tried my hardest to avoid anything military related when I was off duty. Sure as poo poo didn't talk about anything army related at the bar.
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Dec 13, 2014 22:41
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The SF unit we worked with had a platoon of retards from 1-41 infantry out of Bliss assigned as their uplift. When they weren't busy shooting at US contractors on the FOB or hitting electrical lines (to the FST, of all things) with the backhoe they stole from the locals, they loved to walk around in their baseball hats with their pants unbloused talking about how they were basically SF.
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Master Bateman posted:Uh, I tried my hardest to avoid anything military related when I was off duty. Sure as poo poo didn't talk about anything army related at the bar. 99% of the reason my hair was never in regs was because I wanted to look least Army as possible when not in uniform.
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