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Kragger99 posted:Kragger Continuing with the space theme: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse?
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Lester Shy posted:Continuing with the space theme: ha ha - got a kick out of that one, but nope. This one will take some time I think.
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Dec 3, 2014 03:57
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Kragger has 7 letters...
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Kragger99 posted:Kragger Epizeuxis or semantic satiation. Obviously. Can't wait to see the actual answer.
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Kragger99 posted:Kragger
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Some Numbers posted:Chrono Trigger had Mid Tonics, not Hi-Potions; voted 1/5. My secret shame... forever immortalized.  vvv Nah, I've played it, but not in about a decade. I should probably still fix that though... Big Mad Drongo fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:My secret shame... forever immortalized. Is your secret shame that you've never played Chrono Trigger? Because you should fix that.
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 #1: Super Game Bros. Bargain Smash Melee  http://steamcommunity.com/id/gromit2096 This was better in my head, I'll admit, and having my machine shut off half way through with me not saving anything meant I lost some steam. And why Gaben became Kirby in his ivory tower (well, dodgy-looking 2-storey shack) is anyone's guess. Already got loads of Saints Row so I'll grab that Gauntlet in preference if it comes to that.
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Kragger99 posted:Kragger Kragg's list/Craigslist? Downs Duck fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Kragger99 posted:Kragger
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Kragger99 posted:Absolutely. I'm still planning on some more hidden prizes, and we have the raffle at the end of it all. The more prizes in the raffle, the more winners. If we assume a value of 99, the answer is 970,299.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If we assume a value of 99, the answer is 970,299. Unless it is addition then it would be 297
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Trastion posted:Unless it is addition then it would be 297 And if you assign letters to that value (even using the Canadian alphabet) 297=BIG. And that means...anything, really.
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Dec 3, 2014 18:17
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It's pretty obvious Kragger is Michael Keaton in real life. He's always buying gifts with Beetlejuice money.
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Ragequit posted:It's pretty obvious Kragger is Michael Keaton in real life. He's always buying gifts with Beetlejuice money. I have a much better hairline that Michael Keaton. Kragger
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Dec 3, 2014 18:45
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Kragger is either Gollum or a Pokemon.
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Breadallelogram posted:Kragger is either Gollum or a Pokemon. Or Steam Hodor.
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Kragger99 posted:I have a much better hairline that Michael Keaton. Don't sign your posts.
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Ragequit posted:Or Steam Hodor. I think you are on to something. Kragger wants to give away Game of Thrones - A telltale game Kragger
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#1: Super Game Bros. Bargain Smash Melee Insert coin to join contest.  http://steamcommunity.com/id/westborn/ 3rd Prize: Grimrock II Kragger99 clearly wants somebody to write Kragger the other 96 times.
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I agree with that logic! Also, someone should totally scan the QR code in that gif. (Alas, I am at work.)
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westborn posted:
I like this one. It brings me back to the good days of fighting games. My boss now thinks I am weird for taking a picture of my monitor with my phone right up to the screen. (I was trying to scan the QR code) It seems to be a blank white png
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Do we win anything if we drink our Ovaltine?
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"Be sure to drink your ovaltine" with ROT-13. Nice! It just so happens that it was the exact length of a Steam code, so I was trying combinations of that first.
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I always drink my Ovaltine. Edit:  Edit 2: Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger (3.14) Lester Shy fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Dec 3, 2014 |
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Epic Doctor Fetus posted:
Master Chief is a Big Old Softie 1197 words Master Chief was halfway inside his battle armor before he’d even opened his eyes. With one hand he silenced the alarm clock as he stripped his boots on, snapped the clasps on his armguard shut and gave the visor of his helmet one quick swipe. Black Friday would be brutal, but he was ready. Halo 4 GOTY for 20 bucks. Pocket money he could afford to spend. He put his helmet on and dramatically turned towards his Wall of Heroes. He stopped. Someone had defiled the Halo poster. Pink smears and glitter all over. Flowers where a muzzle flash was supposed to be. Hearts engraved into cold, hard steel armor. A unicorn horn stuck out of Master Chief’s helmet. “Moooooom,” he yelled as he ran down the stairs. “Trudy has ruined my artwork!” His mom was in the kitchen, stirring cookie-dough with a wooden spoon. “I’m sure she didn’t mean to, dear.” “She can’t come into my room like that. It’s not cool.” The head of a little girl peeked out from behind his mom’s legs. “Didn’t you like it?” she said. “You can’t do that, Trudy, it’s my stuff.” “I’m sorry.” The girl looked to the ground and scurried out of the room. Master Chief snorted. “She was just trying to be nice,” his mom said. “She wanted to ask you if you could bring her that Hello Kitty doll when you go to the store. I’m busy.” “Well, she shouldn’t have broken into my room,” Master Chief said. “She’s five, Travis.” Master Chief rolled his eyes, but he had his head inside a helmet so it probably seemed like he’d just dumbly stared ahead. “At least think about it,” she said. # “War,” Master Chief said. “War never changes.” “What about when they discovered gunpowder?” the black Space Marine from Gears of War said. “I think that was a thing that changed war quite a bit.” “You are right.” Master Chief laid a hand on his battle-brother’s shoulder. “It is good to have you with me, and your wisdom, dear… uhh...” “Augustus.” “Sorry, I forget the name.” “Dude, he’s like the only black member of--” “The time is near.” Master Chief pointed at the store clerk who lurched towards the entrance. Behind them, a colorful mass of people gasped and awed. “They’re opening up!” a tiny girl screamed from atop her mount. “Daddy, they’re opening up!” “Push!!!” someone yelled. “Buy all the deals,” some idiot in the crowd said and nobody laughed. There was the sound of a face getting slapped. The clerk took a key out of his pocket. “I’m suddenly becoming aware of a strategic flaw in our positioning,” the half of Augustus’s face that wasn’t pressed against the glass storefront said. “Uhghf ghofsummf,” Master Chief agreed. The doors popped open to the grunts and shouts of a neglected capitalist underclass. “Go,” Master Chief yelled. He took point while Augustus fired blindly over his shoulder. Thunder ripped through the store, Pew Pew, Pew Pew. Metal shards went into the frenetic zombie horde behind them, ripping their rotten flesh to shreds. Master Chief darted around the corner, his rifle leveled. The discounted Halo 4 GOTY boxes were stacked up at the far end of the hallway. They were guarded by brightly colored Elites who plaintively held up their hands, a defense strategy that would work as well against him as politely asking a thunderstorm to leave. “Fire in the hole!” He pulled a sticky grenade from his belt and accidentally loosened all the others. The black plastic pineapples scurried across the floor. Augustus yelled as he tripped over them, crashing into the ground with a jaw-grinding sound. “Go on without me!” he said in the most cliche way possible. “No, man left behind,” Master Chief said. He dragged Augustus out of the mob’s way, down the PS Vita aisle, where games go to die in peace. “Semper Fi, bitch.” “No! You idiot! You could have grabbed two games.” The people rushed past them, an earthquake of opportunistic frugality going straight for the Halo boxes. “Oh. poo poo.” Master Chief peeked out of their hiding spot. The brawl at the Halo stack was the real-world equivalent of a dust cloud with fists sticking out. An orgy of violence, a twisting wall of joints, limbs and unrelenting cheapness. It was impenetrable. A single box of Halo 4: GOTY slithered towards them. They both looked at it for many long seconds, then at each other. “Look,” Master Chief said. “If we--” A jackhammer drove the air from his lungs. “I totally saw that coming,” he wheezed. “Sorry bro, it’s everyone for himself out here,” Augustus said. “Here’s what we do to traitors on Eridanus II.” With an effort Master Chief hefted his gun upwards and emptied the magazine into Augustus’s belly. The man’s body shook with impact, specks of blood and flesh polluting the ai-- Augustus clutched the game and booked it. “I shot you,” Master Chief said. He ran after him. “loving cheater!” He threw his last sticky onto Augustus’s head, where it exploded in a purple fireball that consumed all. “Ow,” Augustus said. He kept running. Master Chief’s crotch started playing the Halo theme. He let go of his rifle with a pained grunt and answered the phone mid-sprint. “What?” he yelled. “Oh uhm… hi Travis it’s me Trudy.” She took a deep breath and then didn’t seem to know what else to say. “What do you want?” “Oh, I-- I…” He was getting closer to Augustus. Any moment now. “Trudy!” “I just wanted to say sorry for ruining your poster and good luck and do you think you can--” “Goddamnit, I don’t have time for this!” “Oh. Okay.” She said it like she’d just been told that shooting Old Yeller is only merciful. There was a brief pause, and then she hung up. Master Chief slowed. His stomach felt like someone had thrown a wrench in it, and it wasn’t from the punch. rear end in a top hat. The Hello Kitty corner was close by, and the dolls Trudy had wanted were still there, some of them. They disappeared off the shelves rapidly, and little girls poured into the store by the truckloads. The other way Augustus had almost reached the cashier. It came down to this. Doll or awesome video game. Really, it shouldn’t have been a choice. And it wasn’t. Because right then, Master Chief remembered. He remembered what he stood for. # “I took many little lives for this,” Master Chief said, “but the Champion of Justice returns with the prize.” “You got it!” Trudy screeched. She all but ripped the doll out of Master Chief’s hands and ran off with it, laughing. “Welcome home, Travis,” his mom said and ruffled his helmet. “I’m very proud of you.” “Well, she is family,” Master Chief mumbled. “I’m sorry you didn’t get your game. But maybe we can buy you a new poster to make up for it?” Master Chief thought about that for a second. Trudy’s excited voice carried all the way from inside the house, announcing a new guest to her daily tea party. “Actually, that’s okay, mom,” he said. “I think I kinda like it.” http://steamcommunity.com/id/entenzahn 3rd place: I'd really like Transistor. I already have Saints Row, so I'd prefer 3rd place. 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Smileyfax posted:Do we win anything if we drink our Ovaltine? Accept my friend request to "win" the same thing Ralphie did - a big helping of disappointment.
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Iris of Ether posted:Also, someone should totally scan the QR code in that gif. (Alas, I am at work.)  Alphabet values are O-R F-H-E-R G-B Q-E-X-A-Z L-B-H-E B-I-N-Z-G-X-A-R Ragequit posted:"Be sure to drink your ovaltine" with ROT-13. Nice! It just so happens that it was the exact length of a Steam code, so I was trying combinations of that first. Good God, and I call myself a programmer 
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Fart of Presto posted:I can't figure out the code It's QEVAX and BINYGVAR
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Ragequit posted:It's QEVAX and BINYGVAR Even worse then. Glad I'm not doing work for medical equipment or the space industry.
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Damnit I saw that but it was really faded when i first scanned the QR code but I closed the window. each time after that I scanned it I just got a blank white page so I thought it was just a fluke the first time. I even went to the site the reader said http://i.imgur.com/TYRXBp5.png and it just shows a blank page. Maybe I need to get a different Trastion fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 4, 2014 |
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Super Game Bros. Bargain Smash Melee  I dunno guys, I think Metal Gear might just blow everyone out.  (except Raiden who will most likely just cut in half)http://steamcommunity.com/id/shindragon94303 I would prefer Transistor instead considering I already own Saints Row.
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 If I manage to eke out second or third place, I sure would like Grimrock 2. http://steamcommunity.com/id/smokeweedeveryotherday
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Kragger99 posted:Absolutely. I'm still planning on some more hidden prizes, and we have the raffle at the end of it all. The more prizes in the raffle, the more winners. Well, this is a long shot, but sure. Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger Kragger ~Kragger~ And now his name sounds really funny.
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Iris of Ether posted:Well, this is a long shot, but sure. I was wondering if someone would post a long list of my name. I'm not trying to be egotistical or anything, but I turn 40 in 2 weeks, and wanted to have a hidden contest where the 40th posting of it win. I spurred it on with the 3X Kragger post. Anyway, you win this hidden contest! PM me your Steam id.
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Kragger99 posted:I was wondering if someone would post a long list of my name. Happy birthday! I have a DVD of "40 Year Old Virgin" ready to mail out so it arrives on your actual birthday.
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#1: Super Game Bros. Bargain Smash Melee Big Bad QTE is blocking our Next-Gen Heroes from buying presents in a nice big mall (have some imagination, I'm so absolutely terrible with graphics that you could get an epileptic seizure from that). Help them mash buttons in order to prevent them from being hurt (RED LETTER) and to help them attach (BLUE LETTER). If you are good enough they should be able to reach their gifts in time. You can download my attempt on Java QTE minigame here (just click on sa_contest.jar in middle of the screen). Unfortunately I'm on a company Internet with many high-profile "fishy" (filesharing, etc.) pages blocked and I cannot publish it to other/bigger/well-known file-sharing services. If I manage by some chance to get to the second or third place I would like either Grimrock 2 or Transistor (it this order). http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheyCallMeAba/ edit: Added ID and hint regarding download. aba fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Dec 4, 2014 |
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#1: Super Game Bros. Bargain Smash Melee Solid Snake beats the Black Friday rush by inconspicuously sneaking past employees to complete his mission: obtain the last copy of Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric  3rd prize choice: Transistor. I'd prefer 3rd prize over 2nd. http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatbigguy
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McShit posted:
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