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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
June 13: Apocalypse and ape war

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

spooky girlfriend posted:

Feb 20: Starwar Betamax's corpse discovered, Spanish Manlove asks wife to "borrow it for a couple days" for undisclosed reasons.

Mar 1: Spanish Manlove and partner begin attending marriage counseling.


June 19th: School's. Out. For. Summer! School's. Out. FOR! EVER! (the budget runs out for all US public schools. Fall semester delayed indefinitely.)

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

June 13: Apocalypse and ape war



i side with the apes

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
april 20th: Funny Numbers Day, everybody gigglin @ the number 69 & all school math taught by circus clowns

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
JULY 2: my brithday

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
JULY 3: sweet release of death

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a starwar betamax posted:

JULY 2: my brithday

July 2 AM: Candles are lit in remembrance of Starwar Betamax on the landing outside his former apartment.

July 2 PM: 5 hospitalized from resulting apartment building fire.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
SEPT 10th: Milo & Otis II released nationwide in theaters!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
FEB 2nd:

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
JAN 1: I get high and watch the twilight zone

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
JULY 16th: another mexican washes up on shore of the canary islands... his response: "ˇotrazez...no!"

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jan 5th: I watch Rango DVD that finally arrived

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dec 18th:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

SaltLick posted:

Jan 5th: I watch Rango DVD that finally arrived

uh oh i forgot to send it! :stonklol:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

March 24th: The Huffington Post puts up a Daily Show clip with the caption "Jon Stewart Brings the Heat Again!"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
One year from today, A Star War 7 movie is released on Kodak film

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
December 18th: New Star Wars is out, it isn't too bad :shobon:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
June 2015 I drive a flying car into A Starwar Betamax's home. Neither of us is insured

funkmaztafox
Dec 9, 2007

"What's it going to be then, eh?"
December 11: The Hobbit (Part 3: Part 2) is released nationwide, finally giving closure. Make sure to stay after the credits for teaser scenes of a Radagast series spinoff, budgeted to be a 5-part series rumored to be a 3-part series.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Peter Jackson announces he has wrested control of the Similirilionion from George RR Abrams

100 part movie to begin filming 2016

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

February 30: the 1 millionth "I'm gay" post is made.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Toiletron 9000 posted:

February 30: the 1 millionth "I'm gay" post is made.

Feb 30 2004 maybe.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
MARCH 13th: president sighs, shakes his head, shrugs, punches the launch button

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
DEC 30th: headline reads "Mexican Twitter"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
DEC 20th: Mall Santa leans back, cracks knuckles, looks smug

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
DEC 15th: print media is alive an well

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
December 10 Christmas lights from last December still up, gently caress if im taking it down

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
NOvember 5th: fyad is finally "done with the clown"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
JAN 1st: I smile real big and draw mi finger cross my throat while looking at my neighbor

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
February 31 the singularity happnens

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

funkmaztafox posted:

December 11: The Hobbit (Part 3: Part 2) is released nationwide, finally giving closure. Make sure to stay after the credits for teaser scenes of a Radagast series spinoff, budgeted to be a 5-part series rumored to be a 3-part series.

eric, why did u tell me sa was a chill place to :justpost:?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Planet of the apes seems dumb to me, lets suppose humans really were on the verge of losing the planet to basically anything.
like we WOULDN'T nuke the entire planet out of spite???

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
July 5th:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
who is that and how can I fatten him up

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Alan Smithee posted:

who is that and how can I fatten him up

the future president of the unided states of amerioca

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
January 3rd: everyone who ever tweeted about gamergate or posted about it on Facebook kills themselves.

January 4th: the world enters a golden age of peace and prosperity.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
how long till we get a robot that can stock all the shelves in a grocery store?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Marvin Freeman posted:

January 3rd: everyone who ever tweeted about gamergate or posted about it on Facebook kills themselves.

January 4th: the world enters a golden age of peace and prosperity.

January 5th a woman says smoething about video games and MRA terrorists kidnap her and film her beheading

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

a starwar betamax posted:


SEPT 11: dominoes introsuces new type of crust..... "it's got ranch!" (R)

i dont care if its disgusting for me to want this, i really want it

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
July 20: Summer of 2015 offcially branded as Summer of the Gulper Eel

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