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february 10th: doritos announces it has change the classic formula of cool ranch to improve taste. feburary 28th: massive complaints surface of new cool ranch not tasting cool enough march 23rd: doritos announces that old recipe cool ranch will be relaunched as "classic ranch", new recipe cool ranch to be renamed warm ranch april 18th: unprecedented demand for classic ranch sends doritos stock price soaring may 7th: doritos becomes the richest company in america, buys out facebook july 20th: facebooks default status text is changed from "whats on your mind?" to "what are you dew™ing?"
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ilikedirt posted:august 3rd: doritos releases "oculus chip," a virtual reality video game platform that simulates eating doritos. october 23rd: as the worldwide economy collapses doritos move to depose the worlds governments, bringing every country of the world under their control october 30th: the sovereign last nation, what was known as russia but was conqured by apple early on, falls to doritos. in a last act of desperation they carry out operation dark storm, blacking out the sun which prevents doritos from growing corn. november 19th: doritos begins draining humans plugged into the oculus chip for neutriants to use a corn substite. this is first marketed under the name "soylent ranch", which becomes the basis for a new range of cornless 'ritos december 23rd: doritos dorito eating simulation program, codenamed JAL2000 (which until now had been the brand image of the jalapeno fire range of doritos) , takes over all responsibility for doritos strategic defence systems december 29th: JAL2000 becomes self aware at 2:14am eastern time
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august 15th: anime intensifies
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