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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
September 12th - First reported death by Ranch crust explosion, 8yo Billy Jimowitz has his face melted off by freak Ranch dressing explosion
October 4th - 100th Ranch related death, crust remains available due to overwhelming public support

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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:stare:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Nov 30th - Websters Dictionary adds 'chup as a word, the word ketchup instantly disappears from everyday use

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Whirlwind Jones posted:

OP is a pastor and posts words like f*ck and s*it online and that's pretty hypocritial imho what do you all think??

Probably just a Unitarian

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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July 4th - Breyers Ice Cream stuns the world by releasing new harlequin flavors 'Chup, Mustard and BBQ.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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October 21st - You realize it wasn't garfield, it was Heathcliffe

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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:stare:

:cripes:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Jan 1st - Holiday goon meet leads to explosion in forums fanfic with "shipping" being the major theme. Within minutes "Texas Goon Gangbang" becomes a forums classic and spawns several sequels, including "Auspol Anal Apocalypse".

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Dec 31st - A New Years Eve protest rally in Times Square is brutally put down by the Doritos Cool Ranch Rangers.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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what the... :ohdear:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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Doctor J Off posted:

A star war beta man you are doing a great job and we all appreciate it

a starwar betamax posted:

that was more work thann i anticipoated

But worth it

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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a starwar betamax posted:

gonna print this out and give it to mom for christmas

*struggles to get 10 foot tall gift wrapped picture frame into moms house*

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

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What the...

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