The Future is...NOW. proposed timeline for 2015

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Future is...NOW. proposed timeline for 2015

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a starwar betamax posted:

JAN 1: new twitter goes live
Feb 5th: an amazon delivery drone flips you off??? wth!
MAR 13th: Obama back to his old tricks
APRL 1: april fools day... nothing happens
APRIL2: terrorist strike
MAY 30: new twitter movie rights bought by disney
JUNE 24: new study shows raisins are not actually fat-free
JULY 4th: the troops come home!
AUGUST 5th:
SEPT 11: dominoes introsuces new type of crust..... "it's got ranch!" (R)
OCT 30: bill gates gives more money to malaria research and education
NOV 2nd: New twitter has its thousandth twet!
DEC 25th: we forget the raisin

im scared

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 00:11

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Eggn0g posted:

Feb 14: a starwar betamax and spanish manlove finally wrestle. everyone in a 10 mile radius turns gay

my body is ready

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 03:22

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