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January 3, 2015: The End Day. Jesus comes down from heaven and raptures exactly three people: the Dalai Lama, an unborn baby and the corpse of Hitler. All others are publicly damned. Widespread panic ensues. April 22, 2015: The New KKK Militia and ISIS cease fire and join in a temporary alliance to combat the forces of Juarez, an enigmatic leader seeking to annex Texas using the combined might of the Mexican cartels. The deathtoll among civilians is staggering. The police have resorted to despotism, though some are powerful and benign protectors. The US military is embattled trying to win Europe back from the enemies of the western way of life and, stretched too thin across multiple fronts in multiple wars, succumbs. There is little in the way of home to retreat to. August 17, 2015: A red light comes on in a long forgotten missile bunker. Somewhere, a klaxon sounds. Later, there is a bright light. November 8, 2015: A vote is cast. It is the first in a long while. Many more follow. December 25, 2015: Jesus' Birthday.
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2015 is shaping up to be a really flavorful year! Condiment delivery technology has never looked better! Although, I've heard rumors of a very special machine designed to inject even MORE flavor into Frito-Lay (c) brand Doritos (r)(tm) Flavor Blasted (tm)(r)(c)(dds) Tortilla Chips. Sadly, the project has purportedly stalled due to a very damaging quantum flavor singularity that claimed the lives of three Dorito's (r)(tm) Flav-geneers and one hippo.
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