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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JAN 1: new twitter goes live
Feb 5th: an amazon delivery drone flips you off??? wth!
MAR 13th: Obama back to his old tricks
APRL 1: april fools day... nothing happens
APRIL2: terrorist strike
MAY 30: new twitter movie rights bought by disney
JUNE 24: new study shows raisins are not actually fat-free
JULY 4th: the troops come home!
AUGUST 5th:

SEPT 11: dominoes introsuces new type of crust..... "it's got ranch!" (R)
OCT 30: bill gates gives more money to malaria research and education
NOV 2nd: New twitter has its thousandth twet!
DEC 25th: we forget the raisin

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JUNE: fox news gives sean hannity another hour

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JAN 10th: new cookie monster introduced: Book Monster. he knocks sacred books out of the hands of religeous people and eats them while they cry, at first.... but then learn that their god is dead and the power of athiesm

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Applewhite posted:

OCT 21: Doc and Marty appear in Hill Valley and the events of Back to the Future II begin.

Actually that was 2013 you clod

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Mike the TV posted:

March 15- go to beach with the fam, but the waters too darn cold and it rains except on the last day! darn it!

Grim

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Doctor J Off posted:

AUG 22-29: Goonmeet is back! this one held down below the borderline in rural countryside. 12 goons are kidnapped/murdered by cartels

SEPT: 1st: Jan @fart Hedren has a new book coming out.... exclusivly on the nook

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JULY 2: my brithday

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JULY 3: sweet release of death

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

SEPT 10th: Milo & Otis II released nationwide in theaters!

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

FEB 2nd:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JULY 16th: another mexican washes up on shore of the canary islands... his response: "�otrazez...no!"

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

SaltLick posted:

Jan 5th: I watch Rango DVD that finally arrived

uh oh i forgot to send it! :stonklol:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

MARCH 13th: president sighs, shakes his head, shrugs, punches the launch button

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

DEC 30th: headline reads "Mexican Twitter"

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

DEC 20th: Mall Santa leans back, cracks knuckles, looks smug

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

DEC 15th: print media is alive an well

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

JAN 1st: I smile real big and draw mi finger cross my throat while looking at my neighbor

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

July 5th:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Alan Smithee posted:

who is that and how can I fatten him up

the future president of the unided states of amerioca

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

klapman posted:

i dont care if its disgusting for me to want this, i really want it

we all do..........

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Izumi Konata posted:

he meant literally kneading hidden valley ranch/msg powder into the dough/yeast mixture itself before sheeting, freezing, and shipping.

i forgot the :: tag for page 3 second gunman

actually it will be crust that has the ranch on the inside of it... liquid. the dough will have a tube of ranch rolled inside of it, frozen of course, so that when 'za is cooked.... the ranch heats up.

and of course crust part under the toppings area is catacombed with a labrynth of ranch passageways... so when dat ranch melt... it flow up under there. irrigating your za with ranch

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

TO CLARIFY:

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Applewhite posted:

June 15: you use the bathroom and when you go to wash your hands the sink sprays on you so you look like you peed yourself. Your anxiety kicks in so bad that you poo poo yourself.

this happen to me today

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