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OCT 21: Doc and Marty appear in Hill Valley and the events of Back to the Future II begin.
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September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!?
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spooky girlfriend posted:September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo]. If only Rodney Dangerfield were still alive. RIP. June 15: you use the bathroom and when you go to wash your hands the sink sprays on you so you look like you peed yourself. Your anxiety kicks in so bad that you poo poo yourself.
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Snatch Duster posted:FEB 13: a starwar betamax dies from prolong exposure to computer monitor radiation. FEB 18: Starwar Betamax's corpse is still undiscovered.
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Dec 2, 2014 20:32
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Mar 19: A freak tornado picks up a Kansas City Wal-Mart and deposits it in Munchkinland, crushing all the Munchkins and gouging a crater half a kilometer in diameter. Apr 25: The latest Obama controversy breaks: Obama didn't plant a tree for Arbor Day. And you call yourself an "environmentalist" Mister President? I call you a "hypocrite." May 21: Brad from accounts receivable dies from a dick sucking overdose. What do you think of that, Brad?
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Dec 2, 2014 20:43
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Libelous Slander posted:October 17th: Gategate! The 100th fence jumper at the white house sparks national outrage, which the republicans find enough support to impeach the president for incompetence. gets confused in the media with gaygate, wherein the gay somethingawful posters of GBS are scattered to all corners of the internet after the sale of SA, resulting in the entire internet becoming gay as hell November 5th: Gategate is still ongoing, with senate impeachment hearings delayed by a failure to come to agreement on budget concerns. Donald Trump gets into a tweet war with Jon Stewart and is too stupid to realize just how badly he is being humiliated.
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spooky girlfriend posted:Feb 20: Starwar Betamax's corpse discovered, Spanish Manlove asks wife to "borrow it for a couple days" for undisclosed reasons. Mar 1: Spanish Manlove and partner begin attending marriage counseling. June 19th: School's. Out. For. Summer! School's. Out. FOR! EVER! (the budget runs out for all US public schools. Fall semester delayed indefinitely.)
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Dec 2, 2014 21:04
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a starwar betamax posted:JULY 2: my brithday July 2 AM: Candles are lit in remembrance of Starwar Betamax on the landing outside his former apartment. July 2 PM: 5 hospitalized from resulting apartment building fire.
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spooky girlfriend posted:April 1st: His sacrifice is worth it when Lowtax releases "Weekend at Bernie's Doomhouse", starring A Starwars Betamax's corpse. The forums goes wild. May 5th: Spanish Manlove sleeps on the couch for his 5th consecutive night. May 6th: Spanish Manlove moves his toothbrush to the downstairs bathroom.
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Joust posted:May 31st: A new device measures every dick on the planet and finds the biggest one. June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility.
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Dec 4, 2014 18:56
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Joust posted:You just admitted to being Ron Paul. Trap sprung. *Runs away whooping like Daffy Duck*
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genesplicer posted:By May, video games are so realistic that they engender powerful fear reactions in all those who play. As a result, there is a movement for less realistic games, culminating in "The New 8-Bit Revolution". By December, the most popular games are those that can be played on machines with 8088 chips and VGA graphics. I already basically don't play any game without retreaux graphics these days. Shovel Knight is one of the best games to come out this decade. Better than that hacker game with the baseball caps that's for sure. Sep 15: A new open world game is released that you don't have time to play.
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