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in one of the summer months we should pencil a a moneymaking scheme based on an insurance policy and a series of magnifying glasses on a hot day
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when do the truckload of weed arrive?
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AUG 22-29: Goonmeet is back! this one held down below the borderline in rural countryside. 12 goons are kidnapped/murdered by cartels
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a starwar betamax posted:SEPT: 1st: Jan @fart Hedren has a new book coming out.... exclusivly on the nook APRIL 14th 2016: pulitzer prize celebratory party is hastily cancelled
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JAN 1: I get high and watch the twilight zone
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March 3rd-9th: indecision clouds your movements. you wonder whether to reconnect with an old flame, or to try and retain a modicum of dignity in your situation. you will elect the latter, but dignity will elude you regardless
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March 30: Grateful Dead reunion tour!!
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a starwar betamax posted:FEB 2nd: May 15th: this, but with honey mustard
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July 14th: the french revolt as mcdonald R&D team begin work engineering an onion ring containing bacon, mustard, cheese, mayo, bbq sauce, and beef. science races to find breading robust enough to contain the potent mixture
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June 9th: a mysterious new protein source hits the market, coinciding with a precipitous drop in local spider populations. West mike virus claims dozens of elderly lives. Residents are baffled.
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THE MOON! posted:November 2015. Obama reelected. Four years of darkness commence. Humankind enters the last four years of its existence. Barack Obama is a gentleman and I love him. I do not appreciate you're pessimism regarding his upcoming reign of terror.
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a starwar betamax posted:JULY 5th: god beat you to this about 2000 years ago, pal
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on janurary 1nd, this thread will greet the hallowed pages of the comedy goldmine
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Feb 24: it is midwinter, in the dark of the seemingly eternal night. Another day of saint valentine has passed, and you are still alone. Your eyes are tired, yearning for rest, but still you remain awake in the inviting warmth of the computer glow. You think of masturbating, of losing the present in the idealism of fantasy, but you can't even imagine a situation in which a woman is attracted to you. It occurs to you to pretend to be someone else, but you lack the energy. You fall asleep upright thinking of all the chances you missed, chances you didn't even recognize until those who could connect you were as estranged as your family.
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Dec 31' a fun and fresh time is had by all at the something awful new year holiday themed goon meet. The bonds of friend ships are formed between between goons living in harmony with one another
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A star war beta man you are doing a great job and we all appreciate it
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Well allow me to vote 5 on your fine thread
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