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Mar 27, 2007

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I loved that it began with "we're gonna go a little more blue now that it's on patreon" and halfway in it's "TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH"

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Mar 27, 2007

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Yeah, it's overstuffed and almost nothing in the film pays off. Paul Giamatti is seriously there to do under 5 minutes bookending the film, Electro is the only villain to get closure out of about 5, the final non-Rhino scene is just a giant tease going "BOY I BET YOU WISH WE'D USED ALL THESE VILLAINS, HUH?", and to top it off there is the story arc I have never met a single person who gave a poo poo about it, Richard and Mary Parker's weird past, peppered all throughout the film but without explanation.

Reminder: no less than 3 films were supposed to spin out of ASM2 by Sony's long-term plans, and all had to be quietly smothered in the cradle.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Calaveron posted:

It was a Sinister Six and Aunt May spinoff right? Oh man the mother of all bad ideas

Maybe not even that good, I found the old graphic from that era and it was never announced more in-depth than "Female Lead Spider-man Spin-off".

You know, out of the movie where we cut Mary-Jane entirely and murdered the only woman under 50.



This chart is hilarious years out.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm an Amazing Spider-Man apologist, I admit.

I'll defend the first, but that second, whoof.

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Mar 27, 2007

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That is actually a feature now on Patreon (for audio), so give it a week, I think they said they're aware.

I'd have to check my emails and see if it's already on my feed, I just know some other shows opted in.

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Mar 27, 2007

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duz posted:

Huh, I was going to say that sounds a lot like the Maniac Mansion* TV show, but then looking it up, I see that the HISTK show is what the Maniac Mansion people did afterwards?


* Yes, based on the game

Holy gently caress. I knew the show existed but I never saw that connection.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Serious recommendation: anyone wanting to learn a lot of cool trivia about Ernest should probably listen to this recent episode of pop culture show Laser Time, which is a giant deep dive into Jim Varney, the character, and all the pre-film history that built him into a property a rising Disney courted.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I don't know if I should worry that The Nexus has peaked two episodes in, or be hopeful there's still more cenobite-like highs to come. I had to turn it off at work because there was a solid period where I just couldn't stop laughing to focus.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I totally believe the Brown Bunny story because I also had lovely(?) parents who would take my sister and I to "artistic" films when we were younger.

I didn't understand a lot of The Night Porter, but it definitely stuck with me!

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Mar 27, 2007

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The Vosgian Beast posted:

The new Animation Damnation is out

Featuring some really stellar arguments on the subject of robots

I just had to explain why I was laughing to a coworker and the phrase "robot u-rine" left my lips in reality.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Baka-nin posted:

Off the top of my head there's Hellraiser which I'm sure they've mentioned on a few episodes

Including saying they would never do an On-Screen for it in the middle of the Halloween one, haha.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I had to leave the office for a minute at "You're all scientists! You have to have seen The Fly! That's a law!"

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Mar 27, 2007

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They work so blue on those episodes, it cannot be said enough.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Yeah, they're email only.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

Is January Big Daddy Dispatch out? I haven't gotten it yet.

Just arrived.

Oh gently caress, this is going to be an amazing month.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Samovar posted:

Their analysis seems very... well, lackluster. Little about cinematography, etc.

You probably want these dudes. Feel free to head to their thread if it gels.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Count Chocula posted:

Is Dirty Grandpa a real movie? Or are they going to troll everyone by discussing The Greasy Strangler, a horrifically gross and nasty movie I got peer pressured into seeing at a film festival, tried to forget, and then cringed every time WHM mentioned showing it? 'Cause Dirty Grandpa is a good title for it.

Oh, it was real.

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Mar 27, 2007

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The Vosgian Beast posted:

The CEO of Marvel is a Trump supporter too. Rich people are scum

You undersell what a prick that dude is because he's very likely some form of war criminal.

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Mar 27, 2007

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Who, Perlmutter?

Yeah, unless I'm mixing him up with another shady as gently caress Marvel higher-up who tries to an absurd degree to never let himself be seen on camera.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Lemme double check that I have the right guy when I get off the train so I don't have to edit 15 posts later instead of 5.

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Mar 27, 2007

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Oh, say no more:

Yeah, that's the one. He's kept a super strict "no photos" policy ever since he ended up over in the States and there was a kerfuffle over someone getting a shot of him at a Trump event due to this.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Red Bones posted:

Surely they've had enough bad guys between those Arrow and Flash tv shows to do this?

They did. Suicide Squad/Amanda Waller has been a recurring infrequent arc in Arrow. (They eventually revealed that while Oliver was "lost at sea" she grabbed his rear end and went "You're dead, so I get deniability if we use you for whatever." as a proto-Squad.)

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Mar 27, 2007

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davidHalestorm posted:

Any of you going to take up Andrew's challenge and recommend him some animes on twitter?

I considered going Jojo for sheer "well, if you like confusion..." but it starts so slow. So I feel like if I have to give a caveat, maybe I just shouldn't.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Threshold is my lock for Voyager but I'm trying to think of an entertainingly bad DS9.

So far I'm debating Worf Is A Prude: Part II or just dropping the nuke of Profit and Lace.

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Mar 27, 2007

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They're printing out all the emails to pull them out of the hat for Listener Mailbag Month.

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Mar 27, 2007

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GoutPatrol posted:

How good is The Nexus? I've never been a big Star Trek fan and I'm only at the Animation Damnation Patreon level.

It's probably the raunchiest you'll ever hear them. It's also hilarious and full of things that have made it a must-have for me. I'm really looking forward to the listener month episode to see how they take to the different shows.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I'm cracking up at Chris' "Uhhhh..." at the end. Good save, man.

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Mar 27, 2007

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teen witch posted:

So I haven't subscribed to the Patreon (yet), if I do, do I get older AD and Nexus episodes? Or is it like "you get to listen to these episodes for this window of time" ?

You get all of them.

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Mar 27, 2007

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This DS9/Voyager Nexus is every amazing impression and terrible joke I could ever want.

"Well, SPACE has been loving us in the rear end for a while, let's see what horrorshow is in HERE!"

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Mar 27, 2007

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It's because the ads followed me into physical space this week. I took the bullet so you didn't have to. You're welcome.

No, really. Podcasts have ruined the world

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Mar 27, 2007

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

From the IMDB Trivia page:

"Leo Anthony Gallagher, Jr., known as Gallagher, is rumored to be cast as the Green Ranger in the sequel as teased at the end of the film.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3717490/trivia?ref_=m_tt_trv_trv

Makes sense why this costume has been floating around, then.

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Mar 27, 2007

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I'm posting this here because I'm wondering if it's a Patreon issue.

This morning I got an email saying there was an error processing my payment but I got both a PayPal receipt and it shows on my bank balance (as pending, admittedly).


Nothing has changed and my card doesn't expire for another year or so. This ever happened to anyone else?

It was. Their site crashed charging people this morning. I got a receipt later.

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Mar 27, 2007

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well why not posted:

AVP is happening and I hope they stretch it out to be A/P month like the x-men month a while back.

I guarantee this is not happening based on the patreon newsletter that came out this morning.

Because they're doing an entirely different franchise month shortly.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Angry_Ed posted:

Who is watching these?

Me. These things are in the same category of hilarious trainwreck as Resident Evil for me.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Did you like him in John Wick?

That was definitely a shocker from him because he didn't ham it up so much as go "oh poo poo dude" twice in two movies.

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Mar 27, 2007

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4 is amazingly "what the christ" and I'm hoping 5 keeps up that momentum. If you're into utter insanity, though, 3 is also on the table

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Mar 27, 2007

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MariusLecter posted:

So if this latest micheal bay movie is the last transformers movie, how long till we can expect a reboot or something? 25 years? Will Bay be too old to direct by then?

The thing they've said is "it's the last one Bay is doing". I think at least one person at the studio is gonna try going on after he leaves unless they end this in apocalyptic ways.

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Mar 27, 2007

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It's 100% in the same vein as Collateral Beauty.

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Mar 27, 2007

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They did not and it was. If memory serves its after he comes back from the dead.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I'm willing to wager $20 that the On-Screen for Last Knight is going to be the most positive episode they do all month. That was a legit fun film.

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