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Mar 27, 2007

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Yeah I kinda wondered if I was nuts but even my wife left going "That was neat! Are the others like that?"

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Mar 27, 2007

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Tender Bender posted:

I came here to ask if that's actually in the movie or if it's a deleted scene because I couldn't believe they didn't touch on it.

100% in the theatrical.

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Mar 27, 2007

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The opening tangent on this Animation Damnation may be one of my favorite stupid digressions ever.

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Mar 27, 2007

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teen witch posted:

Is my gmail disappearing Big Daddy Dispatches or are the guys not doing them anymore?

They still happen. Last one was the 7th.

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Mar 27, 2007

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He's also tied up for a bit in that awful Gong Show reboot. I don't know how long that's scheduled for.

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Mar 27, 2007

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https://twitter.com/jupin/status/915285929664892928

Yo someone is a motherfucker.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Man. This episode started slow, but the back half has me rolling. And now I actually want to see another good director do a Nightmare reboot.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Apes-Ma posted:

Anyone knows when the next Listener Request Month is?

March.

(It's always March.)

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Mar 27, 2007

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I mean, I kind of figure they'll lay out some more detailed gripes on the special, but it's also not like it's hard to find more positive takes on the material.

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Mar 27, 2007

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Uh unless people de-pledge en masse it's actually good for them.

That's been happening to a lot of creators today because if you're of the "donate a little to a lot of dudes" school you're getting hosed. Soooooo...

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Mar 27, 2007

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Andorra posted:

Is all of the back catalogue going to be Patreon exclusive? Did I understand that right?

Not if I heard right. It's rehosting all of the oldest episodes which aren't on iTunes or other feeds on Patreon so it's all downloadable in one easy spot, as opposed to there being no automated way to get them now.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Constantine is a bad movie where some really good actors turn in great performances. It’s a good time if you’re willing to use the fast forward button.

I've said for years that it has the best Satan in all of cinema.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Gonna laugh my rear end off if it's the debut Patreon ep.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I definitely put stuff on at higher speed if I'm behind on shows, and I'll slow it down if I have a couple of slow shifts or long commutes and am on the low end of things.

I also probably listen to an unhealthy amount of podcasts, though.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I just don't like getting behind on shows. If I get a backlog I start trying to find time to catch up and it eats into other stuff.

Brain problems suck, don't get them.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Oh poo poo that's a good spread.

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Mar 27, 2007

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As a dude who had to drop both of those other shows for similar reasons: Absolutely try WHM because the odds are good its going to click with you and what random jokes do come out of it tend to flow from the film itself.

Then there are maybe 2% of the time where a tangent comes to life and those actually feel magical.

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Mar 27, 2007

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That's the sister film, Old Dogs.

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Mar 27, 2007

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clown shoes posted:

Has the Jungle 2 Jungle episode dropped on Patreon yet?

It has as of about five minutes ago.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I'm so glad nobody is in the office tonight because one line on this Nexus got an unintended "Ohhhhhhh poo poo" from me.

"And John McCain is Donatello because he had to invent a bunch of poo poo when he was a prisoner in Vietnam" was delivered so stone cold, goddamn

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Mar 27, 2007

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Realtalk: the absolute best thing to come out of the X-Files revival, which was a spectacular wet fart, is Gillian Anderson absolutely roasting them for it

https://twitter.com/michaelausiello/status/996012924857716736
https://twitter.com/GillianA/status/996050284525834240

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Mar 27, 2007

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DrVenkman posted:

He feels like a real 'right place right time' type of guy, particularly considering that MILLENNIUM got vastly better when he left and Morgan and Wong took over.

Holy crap, yes. Millennium S2 is probably one of my favorite seasons of anything for the absolutely wild ride. I just kinda pretend it ended on that finale.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I dunno, I'd say the best line of America's Sweethearts was easily "some people want a little raspberry swirl in the vanilla"

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Mar 27, 2007

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The Nexus: still good. The new logo that just popped on the Patreon: not so hot on it!

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Mar 27, 2007

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I was waiting the entire episode for the Twin Peaks jokes and good lord was it worth it when they just leaned into it.

"You can't ever know if you've killed the real Kyle McLaughlin! There are too many of them!"

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Mar 27, 2007

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The Deleter posted:

I saw the description mentioning the "poetry" and winced reflexively. Hoo boy.

I've heard it before but the entire room reacting had me crying. This is easily an all time great episode.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Not only is there a book, there are six sequels to that book. It is the Lird of the Rings of giant stupid shark stories.

And the first book comes in at least two printings, one to make it more "modern". There's a whole lot of weird about that novel.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Andrew being so pissed at this film was cathartic because that's how I feel about it to this day.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Hellraiser as a franchise can easily be described thus. 1 is pretty good, 2 is where it tumbles off the cliff (but it's still okay because it's got such a height to fall from), 3 is where it hits the ground, and 4 is where the corpse begins digging deeper underground and never stops.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Van Helsing. The Hugh Jackman film.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Elderbean posted:

I believe it was the RPO patreon episode.

Can confirm, it came about from a rant in RPO.

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Mar 27, 2007

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GoutPatrol posted:

Clerks the animated series was good. I swear.

I'll stand up for this. It holds up well, even if a couple of jokes are Very 90s.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Duckula posted:

Wasn't there a much shittier Jay and Silent Bob cartoon made much later on? That would definitely fit.

Oh Jesus. The $3 budget "Super Groovy Cartoon Movie", yes.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Iron Crowned posted:

How Did The Grinch Stole Christmas is up fellow Patreon subscribers.

The alternate version of this movie is slaying me.

I feel like Grinch is a way wilder episode than Cat in the Hat. Holy poo poo. Chris Cabin making it seem effortless.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Billy Gnosis posted:

Are there 4-5 post Jay and Silent Bob Kevin Smith Projects? I think doing that would kill everyone but Zoo's #1 fan Chris Cabin.

Oh, absolutely. Off the top of my head, Tusk, Yoga Hosers, Jersey Girl which I think they did, Clerks 2, and I swear he did something between Tusk and YH...

Doubly so if they do one of the myriad Evening With Kevin Smith specials. I think there are 5 now?

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Mar 27, 2007

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Marin Karin posted:

His post-Cop Out meltdown is where I was like, "Yeah I think I'm done here." I've seen young artists on twitter handle criticism better than him.

How the gently caress did I forget Cop Out.

Hockles posted:

I have no idea what Tusk or Yoga Hosers are, but he also did Red State.

I will legit stand by Red State being a flawed but miles better movie if it stops one scene sooner with the siren, rather than the entire exposition scene afterwards closing the film.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Honestly, my guess is this one is AD and Nexus is either the mere 6 eps of Clerks TAS or a two-fer of DC superhero TV Smith guest directed. Arrow and Flash or something.

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Mar 27, 2007

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As someone who has seen neither Jurassic World film, man, the level of vitriol on these episodes is something to behold.

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Mar 27, 2007

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It's not a film you laugh at. All you get out of it is the horrible context for lines you'd otherwise never even recognize as a reference in your everyday life.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Hint: look at what Mile 22 was numbered, and then ask that again.

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