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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Count Chocula posted:

They keep accidentally describing Batman: Assault on Arkham when writing their better Suicide Squad movie.

That's probably my favorite part, there actually is a solid Suicide Squad movie and they keep accidentally pitching it, just showing how incredibly not difficult it is to at least make a good movie about this team!


Guy Mann posted:

Them talking about Captain Boomerang's ~random~ plush unicorn made me remember that Deadpool did the exact same gag just a few months earlier and it actually worked then, which only makes them stealing doing the same joke by complete coincidence that much worse.

Yea Suicide Squad reeeeally got hosed by Deadpool turning out to be fantastic. All their dumb tee hee random moments could have been fine if we didn't have a movie that was just out a bit ago that did that poo poo so much better.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Evil Mastermind posted:

I honestly do wonder if the "Random tee hee" moments were added because of Deadpool's success, of if they were there from the get-go.

I mean, it seemed like before the DP movie hit it big, the Suicide Squad trailers were more serious and darker, then afterwards it was adding the Bohemian Rhapsody and "Worst. Heroes. Ever." tagline.

(By the way; making a "Worst. ______. Ever." joke in 2016? Really?)

wasn't that exactly how it worked? Wasn't this the movie that famously JUST HAPPENED to get a rewrite even after shooting was long past because Deadpool did gangbusters, and oh gee it just happens that the new trailers play up how Harley is so wacky and lol cutesy graffiti and all.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

precision posted:

On the other hand, why not cast whoever the director thinks can do the job the best

because if that's how it worked it means for all of cinema history it just happens that white people are just inherently better actors than any minority, even in stories about that minority.

Like, either racism is a thing that exists and you can try to buck it at least a bit, or somehow there just are literally no good minority actors save for a rare few.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
shootin jelly

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
weird seeing an old dude I used to know in the comments of that video, apparently you can blame/praise him for the pokemon request

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

clown shoes posted:

I don't think he had hatched yet.

lol way to buy into the right wing smear that James Carville isn't eternal, always slumbering, waiting to be awoken.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
please listen to the views of this dude and his 4 part video series 'legend of whorra', this dude totally doesn't have a basement that smells very off and a drawer full of sorority girls' IDs.

In non weirdo news, Andrew's getting spicy on Twitter

https://twitter.com/jupin/status/841491826930520064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pops Mgee posted:

I don't think they've ever mentioned law and order without bringing up the Cragen and the Ape episode.

iconic

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
their rudy giuliani impression is really fuckin good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I'm gonna miss Cabin

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

thrawn527 posted:

"HEY SAJDAK!"

Which episode is that from anyway? I totally forgot why they were talking about possible/almost certain causes of death

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

enigmahfc posted:

I've listen to the podcast since episode 70 or so, so I know for a fact these guys are monsters and assholes, which is why I signed up for the Patreon because that sort of behavior is needed now then ever.

yea if you're not backing this podcast because it's a small group of monster men yelling at movies I don't know what's the deal.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Byebye Man is so good because it's a movie OBSESSED with 'monster rules' but it has rules that explicitly can't work because the entire point is if just one person in the byebye man cycle just decides to fuckin die rather than spread him the monster instantly loses.

Also he's obsessed with trains.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Detective No. 27 posted:

I said it once before and I'll say it again. I'll fund Casablanca 2: Two Fat Spies if I ever win the lottery.

I will also vow this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
that genuinely may be one of the best request month spreads they've had. A little of everything and all prime targets

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

precision posted:

i love the bit where Andrew and Stephen are explaining DeviantArt to Eric

a delightful return of 'bend over and I'll show ya' too

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea I had to step back from Patreon a bit due to finances changes and while I'd love to hear them rip Jungle 2 Jungle a new one I'm fine waiting till I can resub. Dudes gotta eat (insert fat guy joke here) and the free stuff is still great. 'Support artists if you want them to keep doing poo poo' should not be such a controversial concept.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
what ep is "CUM HEIST" from

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

END ME SCOOB posted:

Realtalk: the absolute best thing to come out of the X-Files revival, which was a spectacular wet fart, is Gillian Anderson absolutely roasting them for it

https://twitter.com/michaelausiello/status/996012924857716736
https://twitter.com/GillianA/status/996050284525834240

Gillian Anderson gives so little fucks it's an inspiration. Both she and Duchovny came back happy to do more and just wound up so done by the end of this trainwreck.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

enigmahfc posted:

The 11th season of X-files was actually pretty good, but I'm fine with letting it go. Nerds as a whole need to learn to let things go, she also: Firefly.

The mailbag episode almost made me fall of a treadmill. There needs to be more with the wives present.

yea despite it being a complete mess behind the scenes I think 11 was pretty solid on the whole, but I absolutely am okay saying 'I got 11 seasons of enjoyment from this I'm fine saying goodbye'.

Mailbag was absolutely worth the wait, too. Of course these guys married people with the same sense of humor and all. I hope we get a proper movie ep with them too.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I think it’s supposed to be a spoken word piece which might make it even worse. There’s YouTube videos of him reading it live which I can’t bring myself to actually watch for fear of suffering fatal douche chills

that's actually the last thing you see before you die, no matter where or how. It's final proof that god has abandoned you.


BigglesSWE posted:

I've always liked Eric's Trump but him doing Trump wailing at the Wailing Wall is an all time high.

I was already dying laughing at 'you can't wear the hat' because I've met so many dipshits who just call it that with that exact dismissive/gross tone, but yea 'I'm yelling that's what you do here right?' was golden.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea Andre could be a real dick especially if his ego got bruised but considering his peers he was far from the WORST. Like, we all love Dusty but that dude was a way more overt racist and Hulkster has his pile of problems, not to mention Ultimate Warrior's whole life and Super Fly actually killing someone. Wrestlers in that era were one giant mess of scumbags in a super scummy business, even the ones who were cool have at least one story involving 'well ok yea he DID call the guy that slur but to be fair he was on a lot of coke at the time and probably didn't remember it'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
venom rules, that big sexy goo just wants to party

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Gleep Glossary is my new favorite thing. I used to have that book.

Same, as a huge Star Wars nerd I'm loving them being baffled by the DEEP LORE of throwaway characters in the loving cantina.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh no, hope he's doing ok

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Gyges posted:

Is that the most comfortable Steve has ever been in a room, even if he is drinking a glass of pee?

yea, that's why he's relaxed

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Captain Hotbutt posted:

For those of you who do not have The Nexus, WHM has posted the most infamous clip.

The person who wrote that is really the joker of trekkies

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
WHM is great, the bonuses are all worth it, but if tomorrow you told me all we'd get is Gleep Glossary I'd say 'yea fair'. It's so great to hear that perfect blend of 'Star Wars is so stupid' and 'Star Wars is great'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

AceOfFlames posted:

No, it's the one with Sinbad. :v:

My favorite thing about Kazaam is Shaq's very honest account of why he was in it:

You know what, Shaq, fair

Movie's still terrible, but fair.


Also yea not only does today's Gleep Glossary deliver with good rear end jokes, some great announcements there.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Gillman posted:

when are they going to get to the Star Wars factory?!? (I know it’s next week. But now is the longest possible time until then


I’m really digging the extra Star Wars shows. I have a big ol box of outdated EU novels collecting dust that i read through my teen years so I feel much kinship with Eric.

Same, Eric is deeply relatable in these.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hey, which episode was the origin of their jokes about that Zoo movie, wasn't it also where the idea of 'running from the cops with a bucket full of porn' came up?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
excellent, that's literally next on my 'favorite episode relisten' list anyway

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

:yeah: Cyber Seduction is an all time great, and I wish they would do more Lifetime originals. Hell, maybe do a couple of those Hallmark shovelware Christmas movies.

god I'd kill for them to do a month on bad hallmark/netflix schmaltz poo poo

is there any funny podcast that covers that stuff? I'm sure you could build a whole show around poo poo like that honestly.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I have subbed to both of those very good sounding podcasts, and can confirm this new Side Order of Sleaze is good as hell. My quarantine madness is pushed back another week or so.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea I actually kinda lowkey like POTC but it'll be fun to hear them react to some of it's dumber poo poo.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A Proper Uppercut posted:

I can't believe how much they've stepped up their game during all this bullshit. So much content, and their remote setup sounds better than any podcast I've heard.

Also I was theorizing in my about their Patreon, they're up to 7000 patrons now. I wonder what percentage is on which tier? I would imagine most are at the $5 level, and if that's the case, divided evenly the guys are pulling 6 figures from their funny movie podcast. I'm really happy for them.

yea I'm obviously not gonna poo poo on anyone getting a bit behind in planning what with the goddamn global plague washing over us and all, but WHM and the Pathfinder podcast I listen to both actually adding stuff to the lineup despite it has been really good to keep me sane.

On the other side of things, Ballin Out Super, the dragon ball podcast, has gone absolutely Quarantine Quazy and boy is that great in a different way. It's nice to have variety since the WHM boys have kept their sanity and can't provide that kind of entertainment, except when Steve got kidnapped by Bane.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Marin Karin posted:

i listened to the melr0210 episode with steve's wife and i won't lie dudes, she's cool as hell. i hope she shows up again

I like that between the brief episode appearances and stories we've gotten over time it's clearer and clearer the WHM guys just found Chipette versions of themselves and it's good as hell. The discussion in the most recent Melr0210 about their partners either wanting nothing to do with these dumb shows or joining with booze to heckle it was powerful.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea On Stranger Tides is great but that movie has nothing to do with it other than literally involving the fountain of youth

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it's a great impression not because Billy sounds like that at all, but because it is the most accurate way to impersonate Billy regardless

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
speaking of Chris Cabin being correct

https://twitter.com/Crabin/status/1269350794106732544

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