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Firstborn posted:What was the episode next week again? Hard to Kill, featuring notorious supervillain and sex pest Steven Seagal.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 23:00 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:17 |
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Firstborn posted:-snip- I think Under Siege is still a fun movie, as long as you turn your brain off. Gary Busey is a surprisingly effective antagonist. As far as Seagal himself, he's probably insane and is definitely a terrible person.
To liven the mood, he also doesn't know how to run.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 12:32 |
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Tato posted:I liked that the Tom Jane Punisher just had him utterly destroy John Travolta at the end. So often in these films, the bad guy is a rich weakling who sends his thugs and his big heavy after the hero, but you have to have a final confrontation anyway, during which the weakling boss inexplicably has the fighting ability to go toe to toe with the hero for a few minutes. I'm thinking of Darkman and John Wick among others (I like those films a lot). I really dug Travolta in that movie, I thought he was a definite highlight. The movie somehow feels padded out, but in all the wrong areas. Give me more gunfights and kicking rear end, and much less footage of the neighbors. Get rid of them entirely. There's also weird scenes where I expected the camera to cut away, and it just..doesn't. It dwells and the whole thing feels really off-putting and poorly edited.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 21:41 |
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The Twilight commentaries are pro listens, and the TMNT commentary livened up that boring movie. This is great news.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 02:26 |
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Baka-nin posted:I sincerely recommend watching Pottersville before the ep if you can, it whiplashes between quirky smalltown down on its luck at Christmas hijinks to some things that you probably wouldn't believe if someone was describing the film to you. It's so loving weird, but not a redeemable type of weird. Someone said on the Facebook group that Michael Shannon was doing whatever the opposite of chewing the scenery is, and they're not wrong. He's sleepwalking through this movie. Why does Christina Hendricks want to gently caress a Bigfoot?
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 02:15 |
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:The mailbag was incredible. I can't decide if the best one was the Christmas Vacation 2 disaster or the kid who sold out his brother after seeing how wind was blowing over Diddy Kong Racing. That wrestling/Diddy Kong racing story owns, it's my favorite story since the karate instructor at blockbuster story. So good. The best Christmas movies is Eyes Wide Shut.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 17:42 |
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Bright? More like.........dim Does this make Will Smith the actor with the most appearances on WHM? Bad Boys II, After Earth, Suicide Squad, Wild Wild West, Winter's Tale, Collateral Beauty, and now Bright.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 22:54 |
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Angry_Ed posted:The Hand, The Last Witchhunter, and Jaws 4: The Revenge are all I can recall off the top of my head, what else was there? Blame it on Rio
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 23:30 |
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Eric is a great guy, he responded to a question I had on Facebook once and was really cordial about it. The Patreon is totally worth it. The commentaries are good as hell, the Nexus is great, and I love that we're getting a new episode every month. It's okay to like or not like a movie, but it's not okay to be an rear end in a top hat on the internet.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 22:34 |
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Mom, get in here! They didn't like Fast and the Furious 8!
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 18:33 |
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Billy Gnosis posted:Andrew seems to have revealed February's patreon episode on Twitter Man of Steel I'm really interested to see what the boys have to say about it, it sounds like their opinions have soured on it since its release. I think the first twenty minutes on Krypton are genuinely alright. Snyder does big CGI spectacle, and that's all that segment is, so it works without coming off as compromised and cartoony. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie is a real mess. Amy Adams could be entirely excised from the movie, but part of that is because she has an embarrassingly bad script. The editing takes a nosedive in the last 45 minutes too. I noticed certain establishing shots were completely missing, and that's even before the horribly disorienting final fight. Michael Shannon is hilariously evil, though, and I dig that. Coheed and Camembert fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Jan 31, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 12:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vly837E1Wwc I think the movie adaptation of RPO is just going to be aggressively boring, just not as pedantic and annoying as the excerpts from the book I've read.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 13:20 |
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https://twitter.com/ericszyszka/status/963796668981415936 https://twitter.com/jupin/status/963807469284806657 We Hate Movies are talking about Dave Chappelle! MOM! Get in here! Fart City posted:I think my absolute favorite Eric line is "BOOM! ROASTED!" but I cannot for the life of me remember what episode it was on. Maybe a mailbag? If we're doing mailbag stuff, which mailbag was it where Eric was talking about his childhood story of sitting on the toilet in class? They referenced it in Man of Steel.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 17:31 |
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MariusLecter posted:Can't stop repeating the line from their previous Death Wish episode in the Bronson voice, "I got a face like a microwaved walnut." I was howling at the discussion of Charles Bronson as a video game character managing his inventory. I got this candle. I don't need it. Now I'm in a dark factory. Wish I had that candle.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 15:21 |
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I really enjoyed the Timecop episode of How Did This Get Made, but Nick Kroll was there to do a lot of the heavy lifting.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 03:33 |
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Durandal1707 posted:Shrek will be.. interesting. I actually don't think Shrek is a completely terrible movie. It's not great by any measure, and the weirdly sexual jokes are uncomfortable, but I don't think it's completely hot garbage like the guys do. Nothing dates it worse than Smash Mouth. Grabbage!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 13:56 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Jeez, the gang thought Solo was far better than I did. That's surprising. Oh well. Same, but for Infinity War. I was firmly in camp Cabin, and I rated it even more harshly than he did.
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 13:36 |
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https://twitter.com/ericszyszka/status/1006588881783918592 I'm Vampire's Kiss years old. Did you know Cage was only 23 when he was in Moonstruck?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 18:44 |
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The Sucker Punch commentary was the only way for me to wake it through that dreadful movie. The Revenge of the Sith commentary was totally great as well, it really improves it.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 16:22 |
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One of my favorite recurring gags in The Nexus is how Bones is just a walking encyclopedia for 90s alt rock. "You know what, Savik, I think that amber is the color of your energy." "Eject that old man!"
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 16:08 |
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https://twitter.com/WHMPodcast/status/1078806269249683458
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2018 01:16 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Are the commentaries worth anything without syncing them? Has anyone tried that? A lot of the commentaries are based around what's happening on screen. In Rambo, they're remarking on the violence, in Sucker Punch, Andrew is losing it at how bad the movie is, and in Revenge of the Sith, Eric is constantly making note of how many CGI'd lamps are present. I imagine the Star Wars track would be easiest without the visuals, but seriously, there's so many lamps.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 15:35 |
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The Big Daddy Dispatch just came out, and this month's slate is stacked. They specifically asked people not to spoil what episode 400 will be, but I'm pretty sure some posters in this thread have requested it before.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 15:59 |
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Cael posted:Can someone who does listen to Blank Check name one or two standout episodes for those of us who might want to check it out (besides the aforementioned Book of Henry)? The Speed Racer and Titanic episodes are excellent, everyone is so enthusiastic about those movies and it really shines through in how they talk about them. David also goes to bat hard for the Matrix sequels, it's fun to compare those to the WHM episode on Revolutions.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 13:31 |
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thrawn527 posted:1 and 2 are directed by Chris Columbus, and are boring paint by numbers adaptations of the books. They're also way too long for kids' movies, it's like Columbus included every comma and hyphen in adapting the books. I think the 2nd movie is over 2.5 hours long?
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 22:42 |
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Forrest Gump But It's Nick Nolte had me rolling. So loving good. Pops Mgee posted:Same also have no memory of the kkk opening despite seeing this movie at least 50 times. Guess they've all been cable viewings where I turned it on 15 minutes in. What the gently caress is that doing in the movie? I've definitely seen this movie more times than I can count, but always on cable, and I also have no recollection of that scene. Does it just get edited out?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 05:25 |
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Gyges posted:All Brimley episodes are good, but the peak is hands down Brimley finding out John Woo would be directing. The Brimley impressions in Hard Target rule. "He's a hwhat??"
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 21:43 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Eric's perfectly timed "Later, dickwad" after Arnie's sacrifice is one of my all time favorite moments in this podcast.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 12:35 |
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Joe the Strummer posted:The reactions from Griffin and Ben any time David references growing up in England never gets old to me. He did WHAAAAAAT???
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2019 13:53 |
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BigglesSWE posted:I’m glad they’re not above liking RotJ: that movie is great, warts and all. People forget about the litany of poo poo Lucas added to that movie, there's so much to it. My personal favorite is the little Jar Jar in the corner yelling "WEESA FREE!" after the Ewok celebration.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 03:59 |
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I haven't seen the full list posted here yet, but from their website:quote:WHM: SUMMER 2020 LIVE TOUR! Who else is seeing them in Charlotte? Under Siege is a legitimately fun dumb action movie, and I always look forward to their mush-mouthed Seagal impressions.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 15:43 |
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Acht posted:I never did a commentary watch, kinda curious about that too now. I really liked their Rambo 2008 commentary, they're so happy to just be watching a dumb hyperviolent mess. Their Revenge of the Sith commentary is also really funny, Eric spends a lot of the time pointing out the shockingly high number of CGI lamps there are.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 16:36 |
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If not for the opening 15 minutes and the ending 25, Temple of Doom would have permanently left Spielberg in movie jail. It's terrible. It's mean-spirited, weird and racist. Kate Capshaw gives a bad performance but it all stems from a bad, uncomfortable script that doesn't really know what to do with anyone.Angry_Ed posted:Crystal Skull is, for the most part, properly hitting the beats of 1950s pulp adventure sci-fi (nuclear bombs are easily survivable, communist foes, etc.) The problem is I don't think people really wanted that out of Indy (and also Shia LeBoeuf cosplaying as Marlon Brando ) This is pretty much my take. I find it to be a fun, silly movie that would be perfect after a tall glass of water. It's really no more goofy than any of the other Indy movies, there's just a lot of bad CGI and Shia is giving a really odd performance. We find out aliens exist, but we also saw the Holy Grail in Last Crusade and the Actual Wrath of God at the end of Raiders. I liked it more than Temple, but I get why people wouldn't.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 20:00 |
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https://twitter.com/WHMPodcast/status/1288562621600464896
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 20:53 |
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enigmahfc posted:Febonnery. If No Time to Die actually ever comes out, a Bond month might be a fun theme. They've already done Never Say Never Again, Die Another Day, and Goldeneye as a WLM, so I could easily see something like: Diamonds Are Forever (Connery is checked out of the role more than any other actor has ever been) Live and Let Die (Bond does blaxploitation, it's got some good chases but it's real weird) Moonraker (The big bad chews scenery with the best of them and Bond goes to space) Casino Royale (for WLM) Quantum of Solace (I kind of think this is a WLM too, but other people really loving hate it)
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 20:31 |
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dorium posted:I don’t even know if New Mutants would be worth doing a “worst of 2020” episode for.... it’s not even bad it’s just boring. That's exactly how I felt about the movie Scoob!. Technically one of the worst movies I watched from last year, but such a boring nothing movie that it's not even worth an episode.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 21:18 |
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Requested The Master of Disguise. I think they may have said in the past they're never doing it, but they've done The Love Guru, so anything can happen!
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 05:51 |
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explosivo posted:drat that PS I Love You episode is hilarious. Ach! I slipped on some chili at Wendy's!
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 18:36 |
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Rageaholic posted:Listener Request Month picks That's a great spread. A movie that completely doesn't exist, a 90s comedy, an action movie with Dennis Rodman, a Chris O'Donnell action movie, and a sequel to a big blockbuster. Love it.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 23:57 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:17 |
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AceOfFlames posted:No, they did Double IMPACT, which also starred Van Damme. Dunno if they did anything with Rodman though (did he even do movies other than Double Team?) According to Wikipedia, Rodman also starred in 1999's Simon Sez with Dane Cook, where Rodman plays an Interpol agent, and 2000's Cutaway, a movie about skydiving that also stars Tom Berenger and Stephen Baldwin. AceOfFlames posted:Also, WHM crew is going to get Schizmd *cue intro to Ice Ts Colors* Schishsms
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 00:21 |