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For a movie with so much going on, it becomes impressively dull.
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Firstborn posted:... For some reason I thought he was in Earth Girls Are Easy but he was probably like 9 yo. Why didn't I call that in?! Because Julie Brown is BAE? Duckula posted:Warriors of Virtue was genuinely one of the most painful watches for this podcast. Listener request month never fails to deliver on the most unwatchable nonsense. 30 minutes in. So far, it's the worst parts of The Neverending Story and The Forbidden Kingdom mushed together, but the villain just lights up the screen. EDIT: Made it to the end. It feels like there are about 45 minutes missing, which is great, because more of this movie is not what the world needs, but sucks, because what's left doesn't make much sense, even as a 90's kids' fantasy adventure movie. Cut the kid and focus more on the elemental kangaroo warriors. They're who you want to see anyway. This is it. I am Patreonizing them. Inkspot fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 7, 2021 |
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Mar 7, 2021 03:26
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It has a few hours of material cut from it. Of course it doesn't make sense.
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Mar 31, 2021 20:09
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thrawn527 posted:Hours? Hours. How does it have hours cut? This is a Justice League situation? Maybe not hours, but some of the directors' interviews definitely make it sound like there's more material on the floor than the screen. https://www.slashfilm.com/1998-the-avengers-oral-history/
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Mar 31, 2021 23:53
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I haven't seen Stargate in 25 years. We rented it, along with a few other movies, from a local video store, the tape slid under the seat when we went to return them, and that singular tape wasn't found until a few months later. My dad refused to pay the $90 late fee, so we never went back to that store, and he complained about "the stupid Egypt movie" for years. French Stewart as a soldier who bullies James Spader is hysterical. Most of the effects, besides the helmets retracting, are still pretty solid. All in all, not a bad attempt at establishing some kind of archaeo-punk science-fantasy genre.
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May 9, 2021 20:41
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One of the first CDs I owned was the American Werewolf in Paris OST. Mostly holds up despite the movie being kind of a wet fart. Or maybe it's okay? I dunno. It encouraged this weirdness, so I can't be too mad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DsG5vW9VY
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Oct 2, 2021 17:44
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General chemistry and attraction between characters who are supposed to be in romantic relationships. Not sex scenes.
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Oct 7, 2021 19:47
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Pippi.
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Oct 23, 2021 23:37
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The commentary is American Movie. I can't even.
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Nov 16, 2021 05:06
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I went to Toronto as a kid and there were Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves posters EVERYWHERE. When I finally saw it, I remember thinking "THIS is the movie they were proud enough of to slather every bus terminal and subway station?"Pops Mgee posted:Can definitely see them doing the new Mortal Kombat. There were way worse movies this year but it will for sure make a great episode. "In lieu of the VHS Trailer Game... what do you think Cole's power is?" "COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT?" "And that's Szyska for the win."
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Nov 20, 2021 02:46
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They don't really have another one worth talking about. You're not gonna get more than 15 minutes out of a bad cover of Faith or a bad cover of the Mission Impossible theme.
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Dec 4, 2021 19:53
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I'd be more interested in them analyzing something by, say, The Bloodhound Gang. Eric Szyszka's opinions on Fire Water Burn are something I need.
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Dec 4, 2021 20:46
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If you've seen American Movie and, for whatever reason, haven't watched Coven, do yourself a favor.
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Jan 8, 2022 21:31
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Dammit! All the reinvigorated talk about CGI actors and it's too late to submit Simone for LRM.
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Feb 7, 2022 23:44
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ravenkult posted:*ad talk* Been relistening to the Phantom Menace Saga episodes of Blank Check and there were ads for my local Menard's at the start, so things could be much, much worse.
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MariusLecter posted:So did the Chip n Dale movie actually use the Russian Gadget Cult as a plot point? That is the only thing im really interested in. Put it in spoilers if you must or whatever. No. It would have been better off.
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Sep 7, 2022 01:03
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1) Eric's Alec Baldwin narrator voice is amazing. 2) I would kill for Wes Anderson's Elongated Man.
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Nov 15, 2022 16:00
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Cabin is right. More people need to see Windy City Heat.
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Dec 7, 2022 00:53
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For whatever reason, I get True Lies and The Long Kiss Goodnight confused and it always takes me a minute to remember that I really like The Long Kiss Goodnight and True Lies is mostly just okay.
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Dec 14, 2022 16:05
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Gorr sucked. We're told he's as fearsome and terrible of a god butcherer as he is in the comics. What we're shown is him accidentally killing a god and, about an hour later, a bloodless husk that the other gods, safe in their parliament, should maybe fear because implications. Don't hire the dude who will physically and emotionally destroy himself to tell scary stories to kids who can't act. Make him the thing to fear.
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Jan 4, 2023 02:43
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The Faculty should be a WLM. It's every terrible 90's teen movie run together but good.
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Feb 1, 2023 23:04
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That son of a bitch Richard's at it again!
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Mar 21, 2023 18:10
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Everything from Tim Burton's Birthday Party needs to be stitched together and sent to DeepBlueInk.
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Apr 4, 2023 20:49
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Rageaholic posted:
That is such a bizarre AD choice. Even for TMNT. I love it.
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Aug 2, 2023 02:23
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That absolutely tracks. Patreon money well spent.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:17
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Forget whatever James Gunn's plan is and start the NuDCU with Pennyworth and Fox spending all the Fat Little Bitch's money before he comes home from "China."
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Nov 15, 2023 19:29
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For real. Bale mostly deploys the voice against criminals in Batman Begins, save for the incredibly on-the-nose conversation with Rachel. It's when he uses it in conversation with Selina and Alfred in the sequels that the voice modulating cowl from the Snyder films, while a bit silly, does actually feel more grounded in reality.
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Nov 16, 2023 03:49
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Of course notorious grump Chris Cabin doesn't like Danny Deckchair. Next he'll be ranting about Welcome to Woop Woop.
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Feb 15, 2024 23:20
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I've tried warning people. Milla Jovovich is a sometimes actress. You can't have her for every movie. It won't work.
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Feb 21, 2024 05:02
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Got very excited at the idea of a Ferris Beuller episode just for the minute-long cameo. Remembered there's already a Ferris Bueller episode. Act III TBD.
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Do not worry about Eric Roberts.
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