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Captain Hotbutt posted:But the BvS episode is drat near perfect. Seriously, it was a great episode all around and it was almost as long as Star Wars.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I can't loving believe Trump won when Captain America: Winter Soldier taught us that Those People are bad, and if we just round Those People up in a registry with their anti-american anti-freedom ways, and kill them all, we will be okay I don't think you're supposed to agree with the villains of the movie. They're literal Nazis.
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Speaking of dumb scenes, Eric mentioned this one during the episode and it's laughably bad all the way through. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjEzzX8Ajbw&t=4s The Vosgian Beast posted:An ideology which was apparently NOT about the quest for Lebensraum and racist ideology, but actually about how freedom is bad something something footage of Chavez and stock markets. I always forget this thread is in CD.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I've seen Mystery Men a ton and I don't even like it. I basically forced myself to like that movie because I was really into Garafolo at the time.
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Why even make a movie set in or around Egypt if you're just going to cast the whitest people possible? Just because the film is made up garbage that no one saw doesn't magically excuse a lovely practice that has been going on in Hollywood since its inception.
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precision posted:On the other hand, why not cast whoever the director thinks can do the job the best They cast Gerard Butler as one of the lead roles. Besides, the backlash months before the movie even came out helped it crash and burn.
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Jan 26, 2017 00:53
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:One of my favorite things about this podcast is that the guys just get stuff like this, even if some of their listeners don't. After years of trying I finally got my wife hooked on this podcast and she loves the fact that the crew not only gets it, but calls movies out for sexist/racist bullshit.
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Jan 26, 2017 09:51
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precision posted:Good lord you two. Let it go, like everyone else did several days ago. I chose my words poorly, that's all. You probably should stop responding, because everything you say just gets worse and worse.
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Jan 31, 2017 04:30
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Finally got around to subscribing to the Patreon, what's a good app for listening on my phone?
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Jan 31, 2017 05:59
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Evil Mastermind posted:That's exactly what it was. M. Night tried to jam 20 half-hour episodes into just over an hour and a half. That's why it was "Book One: Water"; that's the name of the first season. Not only that, he somehow managed to make it worse in every conceivable way. He even went as far as changing the pronunciation of a bunch of characters names. I came out of that movie assuming the man had never seen an episode in his life.
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Calaveron posted:Oh something else, the show had actual levity and humor in it. The movie as we know is dire and depressing and gray The movie somehow removes all the character and personality from our three heroes and gives us no reason to care about any of them. I don't understand how you watch a second of that show and decide that Sokka needs to be mopey and whiny or that Aang should be depressed.
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A week ago I would have been head of heels for them to cover this movie, but after seeing it I'm surprised they're even covering it. While not great it's certainly not Grown ups 2 or BVS levels of bad and it's probably the best of these modern reboots of kids toy commercials.
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Mar 28, 2017 07:39
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Tender Bender posted:The image of Brian Cranston lying in the mud babbling alien language, a kids/teen film opening with a character jerking off a bull, etc. You've never seen a movie aimed at kids/teens that snuck in humor for the parents? Lego Batman is aimed at an even younger audience and filled with them.
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Nouvelle Vague posted:All the gritty and edgy stuff can gently caress off. It's honestly only gritty or edgy if you're comparing it to stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1j_x6u2pb4 Otherwise it's a really tame compared to stuff like the modern Transformers or Ninja Turtle movies.
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There's one guy going out of his way to defend the movie and even he kinda just gave up after awhile. Which is really tame for CD standards.
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CountFosco posted:You can't take a kid to a movie with that kind of joke in it, and kids are the biggest audience for power rangers. Brilliant, studio, brilliant. Parents take their kids to movies filled with that kind of poo poo all the time. Half the audience for my screens of Deadpool and Logan were kids under 12.
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I was talking about the guy who said parents can't take their kids to the movie because of one joke, a joke that no kid would even get in the first place.
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Gyges posted:But isn't stretching out a 20 minute episode to feature film length the very essence of the Power Ranger way? That has to be what they did in the other movies. There was more than 1 other Power Rangers movie, right? The second movie is unwatchable, but it's biggest crime is they don't even morph until the last 20 minutes. And everything before that is dull as can be.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:The first was morbid curiosity and childhood fandom. I didn't hate it, but felt no desire to see the others. 2 and 3 were Rifftrax viewings, and after finding out how long the 4th was, gently caress that, riffing or no. Years ago I tried to watch the Rifftrax of 3 but couldn't make it passed the first half hour because of Shia being a whiny child and the non stop up skirt shots of his model girlfriend.
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Pops Mgee posted:The second film also has Optimus ripping off the bad guy's face before offing him. That robit has some issues. "Give me your face" is without a doubt the creepiest line a hero has ever said in a movie.
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thrawn527 posted:
He's so whiny in the 3rd movie that I gave up less than half an hour in. Seriously, the guy has a second super model girl friend and lives in her mansion but constantly complains because the world isn't handed to him for helping the transformers save the world.
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I'm glad that Tape Guy is still getting work in the industry. The Deleter posted:Man, they skipped over Optimus' psycho face removal. That was the moment I was looking forward to the most!
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If the guys were creeped out by the treatment of Megan Fox's character so far I can't wait to hear their reaction to the new love interest. Tape Guy really worked his rear end off on the third movie.
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The Deleter posted:Pacific Rim was fun and good. Giant robots and Charlie Day. Whoever said it was a masterpiece of feminism is an idiot but it's not shoving cameras up women's assholes or violently murdering them so on that basis alone it's infinitley more watchable than Transformers. I refuse to believe anyone has ever said that. There's like one woman in the entire movie and she does and says next to nothing.
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Jun 17, 2017 08:28
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Pacific Rim isn't great but doesn't have anything nearly as bad as the twins, or tape Guy, or Shia and his parents, or robot testicles or robots pissing and humping things, or Romeo and Juliet laws.
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Violator posted:Did The Boys bring up Optimus saying "Give me your face!" while murdering his opponent? I think that was in the second movie but I don't remember them bringing it up. I'll never understand that line. It's not even badass or witty, it's just disturbing. EDIT: Just tried to find that scene on Youtube and ended up watching Optimus loving execute Megatron from the 3rd movie and it's even more disturbing than the guys described. JT Smiley fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jun 22, 2017 |
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Andrew's Robert Stack could double for Hank Hill.
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END ME SCOOB posted:The opening tangent on this Animation Damnation may be one of my favorite stupid digressions ever. I love how the crew can go from talking about deep intellectual films to quoting pro rasslin like nothing. It's truly a talent.
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Jul 18, 2017 20:15
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The best mailbag was from two years ago and had the trifecta of Kid walking in on Dad watching porn, Kid watching the same nude scene in King Arthur movie in the school library for a week, and teacher who dedicated an entire week to Japanese foot binding. She's dangling and she don't even know it!
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Guy Mann posted:The mailbags are really funny but it's also cemented that as funny as I find these dudes I would never want to actually hang out with them because their lives are a cavalcade of Lynchian nightmare tableaus and a thirst for confrontation that the tallest glasses of water can't quench. An hour ago I probably would have disagreed with you, but then I heard Steve's story about being in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade...
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Pottersville feels like it's supposed to be a movie about a man that goes on a killing spree dressed as Bigfoot and someone recut it to be a comedy. It's so loving weird.Firstborn posted:I also low how there was conflict when Ian Mcshane's actual hunter got involved when the clear answer is... just stop being the Bigfoot. At least for a while. He treats it like he is Batman or something. That's exactly what I was thinking as I watched. Like, there's literally no reason for him to keep going, but he does. He even leaves behind a note just incase he doesn't come back.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Man that kid's brother should have been drowned in a tub. I did the exact same thing, except it was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for the Sega Genesis. I thought I could be slick and slide the game out of the gift wrap and the plastic seal, play it and put it back without her ever knowing. You can imagine how well that went. To make matters worse the game kinda sucked and my brothers and I were bored with it in about a day.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Wow that's really goddamn irritating and I say this as a patron at that level. Seriously guys? C'mon.. I get what you're saying, but theres over 200 episodes currently available on the feed so it's not the end of the world. Especially when the lowest pateron tier is $2.
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I love this new Patreon tier !
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The Man of Steel episode is going to be worth it for the letters in the February mail bag alone.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Trying to replace Wesley Snipes with Ryan Reynolds should be a federal crime far more severe than tax evasion. Just rewatched Trinity for this week's episode and you are 100% correct. I've never had a problem with Reynolds before, but in this movie he's just unbearable. His terrible opening and closing narration, his non stop quips, his stupid fake beard, it's all the worst. The movie should have just been about Whistler's daughter or maybe not since her being his daughter doesn't play into the story at any point.
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thrawn527 posted:Without Reynolds, you wouldn't have much of a movie. Yeah, but the movie's terrible?
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BigglesSWE posted:I knew there was a bunch of Jesus stuff in MoS but having him be 33 years old is just stupidly obvious. I haven't been to church in over 20 years and that poo poo still hit me like a ton of bricks.
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Just crammed Jason X for tonight's show. They're gonna have a ton of material to work with, that's for sure.
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