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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
My favorite aspect of T3 were the quotes by Arnold that could be Hallmark Cards in an alternate universe:

Just got divorced card:
"Anger is more useful than despair."

You just got friendzoned card:
"Desire is irrelevant."

Condolence card when a loved one dies:
"Your levity is good, it relieves tension and fear of death."

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Basebf555 posted:

The events of Terminator make sense as a closed loop but you can't go any further than that if you want things to continue making sense. All the films after that are building on what came before and they all have inconsistencies in the way they attempt it.

Three reboots from now, all of Sarah Conner's ancestors will have had Arnold terminators watching over them. In this timeline, by 1984, half of the west coast will be Arnold terminators "in hiding," and the other half of the population will be other terminators hunting them. In hiding. There will only be 1 actual human within 500 miles of L.A.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Parachute posted:

Alternate theory. Terminator sex with stolen Kyle Reese sperm just to loving get the ball rolling.

Alternate theory. Skynet attacks just as Kyle Reese is about to go back in time. Very little of his body is left. His testicles are sewn into the undercarriage of a Terminator so we can still fertilize that specific egg with the correct sperm.

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