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x239marine
Jun 20, 2009

'Thank you, I'm here till Duke's Day!

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm not sure if this dude's on something or just insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jubP3t27IQ

:stare:

It's like some kind of fever dream

EDIT:

Also with the animal noises and his voice all I can think of is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbVosMh26oE

x239marine has a new favorite as of 13:09 on Dec 10, 2014

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Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster
Here's something funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNkK-aQEtMI
Yeah i wouldn't want to buy from this guy

There are a bunch of other Bruce's liquor store videos too on youtube if it can help y'all figure if it should be here or not.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I think Crazy Bruce had a few nips of that liquor.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think Crazy Bruce had a few nips of that liquor.

In that case, I'd consider it a marketing success.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
The Apple 'Lemmings' ad from 1985.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGJ0mp4kRVo

This was a Superbowl Ad, and it was Apple's follow-up to their Ridley Scott-helmed "1984" commercial, which is considered to be one of the best ads of all time. Lemmings was a dismal failure for a number of reasons, mostly that its extremely macabre and portrays potential customers as idiots.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Strom Cuzewon posted:

The UK remake was even worse, after the hired the stars of Peep Show:


Where the PC is known for being loveable and well-meaning, if a bit awkward, and the Mac is a narcissistic and arrogant sexual predator.



Is that David Mitchell?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chrpno posted:

Is that David Mitchell?

Yes! It's Mitchell and Webb! :)

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm not sure if this dude's on something or just insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jubP3t27IQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwAXlRMggE

That reminds me of this, except not a joke like this one probably is.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwAXlRMggE

That reminds me of this, except not a joke like this one probably is.

My neck of the woods aired this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc

There was a second ad, starring the female of this one, but it's not on YouTube.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

RC and Moon Pie posted:

My neck of the woods aired this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc

There was a second ad, starring the female of this one, but it's not on YouTube.

That is the most Georgia thing I've ever seen. Georgia is usually just a big question mark as far as American cultural perception, but this is a pretty accurate representation of its non-black's contribution to the national culture. Kind of hard to explain to an outsider.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Totally forgot about this

Alabama: We speak English

http://youtu.be/4vj0OH-6FvA

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




RC and Moon Pie posted:

My neck of the woods aired this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc

There was a second ad, starring the female of this one, but it's not on YouTube.

This is not a man it looks like a good idea to be financially linked to.

Necrothatcher has a new favorite as of 11:06 on Dec 11, 2014

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

I found a folder on my PC full with strange/dumb ads I seem to have grabbed from a SA thread back in 2006 (Christ, how long have I been lurking here? :psyduck:) I don't even remember where I got them from, I don't think Youtube was already that well-known back then? No matter, no most of it can be found there by now :v: Some choice bits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6r5cp3Nl4
He seems to have tons of ads in which he casts himself as a super hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI
I remember crying with laughter when I first saw this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8
A super strange Estonian ad for minced chicken meat (1986)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-CHG_To7Ag
Of course the black guy turns into an orc. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
What it says on the tin, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME
:stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaswBAS_-Z0
I wouldn't necessarily trust this college when it comes to video games...

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwAXlRMggE

That reminds me of this, except not a joke like this one probably is.

Oh my god, it's like a real life Frank Reynolds opened a mattress store.

Medium Style
Oct 11, 2002

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwAXlRMggE

That reminds me of this, except not a joke like this one probably is.

That's comedian Eddie Pepitone, no? You're right, it's a joke.

Nick_326
Nov 3, 2011

History's Latest Monster
Hopefully this is line with the thread topic.

Behold, the VHS cover to the 1985 English/American version of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, titled Warriors of the Wind:


Image source: http://kevinbolk.deviantart.com/art/Warriors-of-the-Wind-VHS-Cover-147175833

Some misleading things about this cover, from memory:

-The main character is the girl in blue in the back, not the orange guy up front.

-The red thing with the lightsaber is actually a giant, and thus couldn't be riding on top of that monster.

-The Pegasus and Dr. Doom/Terminator thing do not appear in the movie at all. Whoever created this cover just made up two characters, and decided to make them more prominent than the actual goddamn protagonist.

Ninja edit: oh wow I almost forgot about one of my favorite Wikipedia blurbs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nausica%C3%A4_of_the_Valley_of_the_Wind_%28film%29#Warriors_of_the_Wind

quote:

New World Pictures produced a 95 minute English-dubbed version of the film, titled Warriors of the Wind, and it was released theatrically in the United States in June 1985, with the VHS video release in December 1985.[6] In the late 1980s, Vestron Video would release the film and First Independent Video would re-release it in 1993 with another minute cut from the film. The voice actors and actresses were not informed of the film's plotline and the film was heavily edited to market it to children.[14] Consequently, part of the film's narrative meaning was lost; some of the environmentalist themes were diluted as was the main subplot of the Ohmu, altered to turn them into aggressive enemies. Most of the characters were renamed, including Nausicaä who became Princess Zandra.[14] The United States cover for the VHS release featured a cadre of male characters who are not in the film, riding the resurrected God Warrior—including a still-living Warrior shown briefly in a flashback.[15] A total of 21 minutes and 50 seconds was cut from the original production for the release of Warriors of the Wind.[16]

Horrified with Warriors of the Wind, Miyazaki suggested that people should put it "out of their minds."[14] Studio Ghibli and Miyazaki have asked fans to forget its existence and later adopted a strict "no-edits" clause for future foreign releases of its films. On hearing Miramax co-chairman Harvey Weinstein would try to cut Princess Mononoke to make it more marketable, one of Studio Ghibli's producers sent an authentic katana with a simple message: "No cuts".[17]

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Local ads here in Scotland are always terrible.

Thorne Travel agency, a recent classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA3JH5tfTYg

I've been looking for the Ian R Taylor soft furnishings advert for ages, but I think it only shows on the Grampian microregion and I can't find it on YouTube. It's some grainy black-and-white stock footage of a stag on a hill, and sometimes the tape runs backwards and forwards to it looks like the stag's dancing, and all the while the voiceover guy (who I'm sure is the owner) sings:

"Off yer chair, shift that bahookey,
Come oan doon and have a looky,
Ian R Taylor, sale is noo on!"

and a big sign appears that reads "SALE IS NOO ON". It's so bad it's good, but none of my friends from outside Perth and Dundee believe me that it exists, and I can't find it online. They all think it's some poo poo I made up to prank tourists or something.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Chrpno posted:

Is that David Mitchell?

It always is.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Eagleman is a treasure and I won't have him disparaged.

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Oh, there's always this classic local gem from Alabama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Alhazred posted:

It always is.

Thank you! My work is done.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Nick_326 posted:

-The red thing with the lightsaber is actually a giant, and thus couldn't be riding on top of that monster.

The red thing is that monster. What the gently caress?

Also, if I had a dollar for every time Harvey Weinstein frustrated or straight up pissed someone off, I'd be worth half as much as he is

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009
This commercial for Charter is currently the worst commercial on TV, to me. I know cable commercials are low hanging fruit they're all generally terrible and it doesn't seem to matter either way, but it's so bad, and seemingly endless, that we laugh every time it comes on. It just moves from one joyless, robotic scene to the next, on and on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZj2bOETKik

My favorite part is when the black dude and pants lady do that neck dance move



Look into their eyes. That is the look of a man who knows he is not going to make it as an actor.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Christoff posted:

Totally forgot about this

Alabama: We speak English

http://youtu.be/4vj0OH-6FvA

This commercial is awesome with CC on.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Double Plus Good posted:

This commercial for Charter is currently the worst commercial on TV, to me. I know cable commercials are low hanging fruit they're all generally terrible and it doesn't seem to matter either way, but it's so bad, and seemingly endless, that we laugh every time it comes on. It just moves from one joyless, robotic scene to the next, on and on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZj2bOETKik

My favorite part is when the black dude and pants lady do that neck dance move



Look into their eyes. That is the look of a man who knows he is not going to make it as an actor.

I like to think that at :10 the director's instructions were "okay when I say 'action' make them titty jiggle"

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone


Well, it did make history.

EPCOT
Oct 24, 2010

Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow
I received the following two emails:



Funny thing was, I ignored the first email until they sent the second.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Yes. That's how you let people know about how to save time and stress. Good job.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Stottie Kyek posted:

Local ads here in Scotland are always terrible.

Local ads? Here in Norn Iron, they tried to get us exercising with this.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

Oh, there's always this classic local gem from Alabama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI

I hate to ruin the magic for you but that and a bunch of other wacky viral "local" commercials are viral marketing for a debt collection service made by these guys.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Any and all of the Kia commercials with those loving gerbils, but especially the one with the lady gerbil blowing a kiss at the scientist gerbils.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

I hate to ruin the magic for you but that and a bunch of other wacky viral "local" commercials are viral marketing for a debt collection service made by these guys.

Dammit, I was starting to want a trailer. :(

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Double Plus Good posted:

This commercial for Charter is currently the worst commercial on TV, to me. I know cable commercials are low hanging fruit they're all generally terrible and it doesn't seem to matter either way, but it's so bad, and seemingly endless, that we laugh every time it comes on. It just moves from one joyless, robotic scene to the next, on and on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZj2bOETKik

My favorite part is when the black dude and pants lady do that neck dance move



Look into their eyes. That is the look of a man who knows he is not going to make it as an actor.

Yeah, you're mostly right, but I'm going to remember that phone number until my last dying day.

That Robox
Mar 15, 2010

Even more disturbing... one goon animated that.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Not a commercial but definitely a dumb move the ID protection company LifeLock put the CEO's actual SSN on the side of a truck to show how good there service was.
http://www.wired.com/2010/05/lifelock-identity-theft/

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

I hate to ruin the magic for you but that and a bunch of other wacky viral "local" commercials are viral marketing for a debt collection service made by these guys.

No, don't tell me that!

I want to believe...

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I'm surprised no one mentioned this commercial yet. This is the most stupid attempt at rebranding i can think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1vtZR16RY

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


That Robox posted:

Even more disturbing... one goon animated that.

Oh come on, you can't just say that and not post it.

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That Robox
Mar 15, 2010

ninjahedgehog posted:

Oh come on, you can't just say that and not post it.

I don't think I have the ability to post pics, but on checking my folders, I don't seem to have it saved anywhere... :smith:

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