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Fuckin' turtle tracheotomies bro
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BMan posted:My straws go to the landfill, what are YOU doing with your straws? Sounding
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 07:32 |
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E: nah, that would just be a derail
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 07:47 |
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BMan posted:My straws go to the landfill, what are YOU doing with your straws? I keep my straws in a big bed with my wife
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 07:49 |
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I use mine to inhale two spaghetti meals in one day
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 07:58 |
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But then you can't slurp your noodles! That's one of the little joys in life.
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 08:04 |
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And bringing things full circle, you can get drinking straws made out of pasta. Downside is they’re around 10x as expensive as paper ones, at around 10p each.
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 08:43 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but but it's burning stuff we already aren't going to recycle. You could make an argument for sequestering the carbon by burying the trash, but we aren't going to do that either. Plastics you burn don't turn into micro plastics or join the pacific garbage patch, instead turning into much smaller trash and airborne carbon. It's actually kind of amazing and still a mystery to scientists how plastic can travel thousands of miles and still find its way home
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 10:30 |
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I have a plastic straw habit that I try to hide from my loved ones
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 13:20 |
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Brawnfire posted:Fuckin' turtle tracheotomies bro I remember when I was a kid telling my little brother about how you were supposed to cut open all the circles on those plastic six-pack rings so turtles didn't get caught and strangled. He just got this confused look on his face and asked "Why are people throwing them in the ocean?"
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:05 |
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Because it sweeps the sea clean, Lisa!
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 14:34 |
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I just toss my single use plastic straws into recycling
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:44 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I just toss my single use plastic straws into recycling If you throw plastic into your recycling bin in America, what happens to it is mostly one of three things: 1. It gets commingled with the regular waste stream in your city and goes to a landfill or gets burned at a trash-to-steam plant because plastic isn't economical to recycle in the US and trying to do so is a net loss both economically and environmentally. 2. It gets shipped overseas to someone in a poorer country who has claimed they can recycle it economically (and the people saying "Sounds good to us!" have never engaged in the sort of analysis where you consider the environmental effects of putting your trash on a big ship and sailing that ship across the ocean so someone can turn your plastic straws into park benches and then shipping the park benches back across the ocean so you can put them in a park and say "See? We're helping!"). During some periods of time, they can, during some periods of time, they can't, and during the times they can't it sits on pallets by the local river which periodically floods and washes it out to sea. Basically no plastic from the US *directly* winds up in the ocean, oceanborne plastic comes mainly from rivers in Asia, but the plastic in Asia frequently comes from richer countries who for one reason or another want to participate in the illusion that recycling plastic makes environmental sense. China at least had the good sense to refuse to keep taking our plastic garbage off our hands, but others still do it. If you don't want your plastic straws ending up in turtle nostrils, just throw them in the trash.
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 18:56 |
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Sequester carbon, put your petroproducts in landfills
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 21:36 |
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“When I cut up six pack rings, they call me a saint. When I ask why six pack rings end up in the ocean, they call me a communist.”
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# ? Mar 10, 2024 22:00 |
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Just make beverages into sliceable solids that you can eat with your fingers.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:11 |
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Ice is messy
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:18 |
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Brawnfire posted:Fuckin' turtle tracheotomies bro I can't wait for some future tv/movie improvised tracheotomy where they grab a straw but then 2 minutes later the guy is chocking again because the flimsy straw collapsed. Has anybody got a ballpoint pen? Everyone pats their pockets and mumbles about just taking notes with their phone. The day is saved when it turns out one guy has a
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:24 |
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Phanatic posted:If you throw plastic into your recycling bin in America, what happens to it is mostly one of three things: Then the major soft-recycling company went under in in 2022 because the lack of infrastructure. Also it was revealed they had warehouses crammed full of soft plastics. But it's ok, we'll just grow some plastic eating fungi instead That'll fix the issue! It's gotten so bad that corporate overlord Mondelez is stepping in.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 02:55 |
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Buttchocks posted:Just make beverages into sliceable solids that you can eat with your fingers. Cranberries keep winning.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 03:34 |
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Tiggum posted:Buy ten things, put each in its own bag, save a dollar? The store we go to has full time baggers so if they use 5 of your bags, you get 50 cents off.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 04:51 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't wait for some future tv/movie improvised tracheotomy where they grab a straw but then 2 minutes later the guy is chocking again because the flimsy straw collapsed. i dunno, isnt it a low key social media fad to do things analog? "any one have a pen?" "i have a 200$ fountain pen of NICEBRAND" "nice, but im not breaking that for this guy. sorry guy you'll gonna die because no one here has a cheap pen.(also i wont use my pilot metro even though theyre 20$)"
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 06:29 |
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My favorite accidental obscure forum find was stumbling upon one devoted to turning snakeskins into pens. Like, the skin from literal actual snakes on the outside. I mean snakes have cool patterns but no idea that was a big enough niche for a community
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 16:52 |
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PhazonLink posted:i dunno, isnt it a low key social media fad to do things analog? IME it's less a social media fad and more a thing some people are into, and talk about on social media because single-topic forums are dead and their irl friends don't care. There's reddit, but that has its own problems.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 16:56 |
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https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1767241511522193766 Wendy’s execs upset they got all the attention
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:50 |
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lmao at the cited WSJ article desperately trying to sell this as anything but naked greed that even the marketing sociopaths know nobody likes.https://www.wsj.com/business/hospitality/surge-pricing-is-coming-to-more-menus-near-you-66a245f3 posted:If you are hungry for barbecue on a Saturday night this month, a delivery of a pulled-pork sandwich from Cali BBQ could cost you around $18.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:52 |
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The app is literally called Juicer?
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:56 |
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Where'd they find 610 people dumb enough to say they support surge pricing, silicon valley?
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:13 |
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Kwyndig posted:Where'd they find 610 people dumb enough to say they support surge pricing, silicon valley? It was Elon Musk, his vote counts more because he is richer, and therefore smarter
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:15 |
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Let's just say I don't trust opinion polls because only freaks want to spend their time answering weird questions from survey people.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:21 |
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Kwyndig posted:Where'd they find 610 people dumb enough to say they support surge pricing, silicon valley? Was going to post about that. That is a ridiculously small sample size and they should be ashamed.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:26 |
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You can easily sell that kind of idea because it’s honestly the most American idea. You can get people to thank you for it
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:43 |
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Haifisch posted:lmao at the cited WSJ article desperately trying to sell this as anything but naked greed that even the marketing sociopaths know nobody likes. It's insanely stupid because people already pay out the rear end for delivery meals they don't care if the entree is $12 or $18 they just want their favorite meals delivered. You try that at a drive through or a sit down then why the gently caress are they even coming to the brick and mortar location? If you serve beer/liquor, the vastly more profitable item, no on is going to bother to come in and sit down to eat if the costs spike up like that and they can just save the driving time instead. Also, no one's getting tipped ever again for those places either, so good luck keep FOH staff.
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:47 |
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Juicer? Oh.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 02:38 |
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Silver Falcon posted:Was going to post about that. That is a ridiculously small sample size and they should be ashamed. Of all the things the WSJ does, I imagine this is #12 on the list of things they should be ashamed of
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 03:27 |
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Not sure if this would count as dumb or smart for marketing but this is apparently a Chinese tutoring ad that went viral:
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 03:34 |
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Ultima66 posted:Not sure if this would count as dumb or smart for marketing but this is apparently a Chinese tutoring ad that went viral: I've got to assume that there's some wordplay here that isn't translating E: unless I'm missing something because the English text has overlaid it, the fourth sentence is the same as the second, except that it has characters at the end, so I wonder if it's something like "we will tutor and help your child('s competing applicants)" Volmarias has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Mar 12, 2024 |
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Volmarias posted:I've got to assume that there's some wordplay here that isn't translating There's no wordplay it's just very openly calling out the fact that for standardized tests every kid is competing with each other. It's like if a US weapons manufacturer told Ukraine "if you don't buy missiles from us, we're gonna sell them to Russia instead".
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 03:50 |
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Maybe I think so little of their services that I welcome that development. If you don’t buy the Ross rifle, the Kaiser will.
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Buttchocks posted:Just make beverages into sliceable solids that you can eat with your fingers.
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