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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Dumb Marketing Moves: Tell me about Zoos
 
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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

 Yeah, the Iggy Pop song Lust for Life for a cruise line has already been mentioned (i think)

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Well, here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And a flesh machine
I know he's gonna do another strip tease

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Oh Love, love, love
Well, that's like hypnotising chickens.
Perfect!

For me, nothing will beat the bizarreness of William S Burroughs in a Nike ad though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zCwCQPDI8

Because nothin says sports equipment like an old junkie. (who is awesome with words)


Maybe someone will use Spare rear end Annie for a commercial one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhbMzV570A

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