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Zaphod42 posted:I've always thought a genius business venture would be to buy up cheap four-banger Honda engines and put them into Stingray or Ferrari bodies. (or produce a like sports car style) For sports cars, even if (especially if) the driver is never going to use the full performance, they are primarily buying the spec sheet. The 90s saw an influx of sporty coupes, and they all languished, leading to the today of sport package dad-mobile sedans with sick specs, affordable entry level sports cars with sick specs, and the rich people supercars which are bought for the spec sheet as much as how cool they look. Anyone who wants to look cool but doesn't care about performance can just buy a used Porsche for pennies and spend the rest of their lives trying to fix it when it breaks down every other day. zedprime has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Oct 28, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 17:23 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 13:27 |
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Reminder there's a huge swathe of Model Es sold on the idea that it has the perfect acceleration and braking profile to drive like an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 17:43 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Am I the only person who just buys whatever's cheapest/on sale?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 23:41 |
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I am torn between being glad something like Colonial Williamsburg has made it as a thing that can buy a Superbowl ad, but the last time I visited it was also kind of the Rich White People of Virginia museum so trying to say the ideals of America started here is kind of disingenuous. Or maybe just more accurate than I'd like to admit.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 03:59 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Honestly the only time I remember a company's ad is when I thought it was stupid or offensive. If anything that makes me less likely to purchase it. Just because it's memorable or gets a lot of attention doesn't mean it works.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 18:42 |
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Somfin posted:Because I'm aware of the influence that ads have on decision making and consciously attempt to counteract it? You're the one who posted a discredited 20 year old study about subliminal ads, dude.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 14:02 |
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RBA Starblade posted:That's a pretty weird reason to buy something use to wipe your butt with.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 17:09 |
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Its me, they're targeting me. I was buying "whole grain" hard taco shells for the longest time until the competitor put "as always, whole grain." At which point I realized a taco shell box was calling me an idiot because there isn't such a thing as cornmeal that isn't whole grain.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 17:00 |
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If you can get it out of the fresh pot, McDonald's coffee is better than anything you could get from the grocery store just cause it has a tight supply chain that means the grounds are likely to be a little less stale. McDonald's has always been the aspiring fast food chain, like the joke is always about teenagers taking dates there. As an adolescent and teen there were plenty of times, pre and post value menu, where we'd decide something like McDonald's is way too high end so let's go to Taco Bell. There's less poo poo given about Wendy's attempts to appear gourmet even though they've been the challenger in that aspiring market class for as long as I can remember.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 12:44 |
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Mu Zeta posted:But why place it at the drywall section instead of the seasonal decorations?
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 16:20 |
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Mu Zeta posted:One I saw was "No sleeveless shirts for males"
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 00:59 |
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Phanatic posted:That's not the multiplier. The multiplier is the amount of funds they could conceivably extract from the NFL by a lawsuit. If the pool of potential claimants is only 100 guys but the lawsuit could result in a staggering payout, you run ads to reach those 100 guys.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 00:25 |
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The freeform license affiliated podcasts and liveshows get is the sort of advertising where everybody wins. They normally get views or sales for the merchant (though maybe not for the "they totally trust the speakers as brand ambassadors" that the advertisers try to convince the merchant is happening), and generally include a laugh for anybody not in the target demographic.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 17:41 |
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How Rude posted:It's like you get a grab bag of lovely thrift store toys for 3000% markup.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 21:20 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I just enjoyed the weird whiplash in going from "STUFFED CRUST, YOU loving ANIMALS! WE GOT STUFFED CRUST!!!!" morphing to "We're a bit better than the rest, we're fancy because we drizzle sauces on our pizza (that was the gimmick right?)", but then near instantly returning to "STUFFED CRUST, BUT GARLIC KNOTS TOO! WE MADE STUFFED CRUST AND GARLIC KNOTS gently caress AND MADE A PIZZA WITH THEM!" and now apparently a giant rectangle for the Olympics.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 22:29 |
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I think a lot of agencies used to frown on radio ads with noises like that, but most recently I think the industry wide stance has become "oh please god, won't someone advertise on the radio we are practically giving spots away."
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 18:47 |
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What the hell do you need an $80,000 baby robot to do that, my elementary school was doing the same thing with a sack of flour, a shock sticker, and an alarm circuit that "cried" at random intervals and needed to be acknowledged or else it'd count a foul. Anecdotally and rumor based but by the time my class was supposed to do it they'd discontinued the assignment for similar reasons to the study conclusions, which is the kids sticking their baby in the closet for a weekend and taking the C for not acknowledging the alarm enough were freaking everybody out and more than a few girls went baby crazy for a few months afterwords.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 01:47 |
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Platystemon posted:They’re really not the same thing. Beginning with “emo–” is a coincidence.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 13:24 |
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Buy mice? A mouse came with a work laptop 4 years ago and after I brought it home I just sort of kept it. They're basically pens.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 04:55 |
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stringball posted:Reminds me of some Boeing ads I saw on TV a few times, the only thing that I got out of them were montage of how great and cool Boeing is and all the great stuff they do over the years
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 14:40 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I think this article is really poorly written. Like if you are doing a statistical analysis, you want tails and outliers even if the summary data removes tails and outliers because the tails and outliers usually mean something important.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 22:26 |
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rear end, or even rear end't, seems a little suspect but I am endlessly entertained that rear end'y is just about the official shorthand for assembly.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 23:49 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:They literally put it next to total views? That's a valid complaint, then.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 18:04 |
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Phlegmish posted:Windows 10 isn't that bad, though it's true the interface is worse than 7 for unfathomable reasons only known to Microsoft
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 17:43 |
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Choco1980 posted:Except everything about 8 & 10 is non intuitive and riddled with security and control issues as highlighted on this very page. Search indexing and fuzzy interpretation combined with CPU speed is at a point you don't even need to interact with the rest of the GUI so they could replace the start menu with a picture of a clown and I wouldn't mind if it came with some incremental kernal and security upgrades.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 22:46 |
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Everybody knows the proper advertising synergy is between grapefruits and getting your dick sucked.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 18:41 |
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The Door Frame posted:The content of the ad notwithstanding, most people just don't give a poo poo about what brand their produce is, just country of origin and Organic/GMO status. Ask anyone what brand of apples they buy and they'll probably give you the name of the grocery store, not the company that grew them because most of the produce sold in grocery stores is genetically identical, regardless of brand.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 23:11 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Marketing would work better on me if I had more money to spend.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 15:58 |
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I feel like we're all stuck on the literal idiocy in a bag squeezer to miss out on the big plan of the Juicero. Their entire value add pitch is that its connected to the internet to tell you your juice is going to expire. When they are talking about 400 custom parts they mean cheap integrated circuits so it can read a bar code and connect to your wifi and send you a notification you should spend more money on juice. Its a literal digital juice Enrique.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:03 |
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I can see the tortilla pod surviving on the same basis bread machines do, its basically an air freshener for middle class middle aged people who like the smell of baked goods but feel way too busy to do anything complicated like mix three things together.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:37 |
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I think people are underestimating the amount of people who will drive around for a month on a donut or top off a tire with air every other day for a puncture that's most sealed around the foreign object. Zooming directly to the shop in case of flat is just not a thing in my family or social circle. And they generally get around limited weekend hours by having a workday shuttle, which is one employee at minimum wage instead of the better paid techs either pulling overtime or schedule differential for working a weekend.
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 20:01 |
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No telling without access to the airlines incident logs but a common thought is that short of dragging guys off planes for not giving up a seat, most of the stuff hitting the news is normal rear end incidents that are getting a second look by journalists because airline incidents are suddenly big news.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 17:09 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I forget what product is actually being sold (it's some kind of beverage, I think), but those "[name of product] isn't dull, so neither should its advertising" commercials. They say next to nothing about the product except for vague claims of not being "dull". The commercial is not much more than "Hey - look at how clever we are!". e. Well I guess I should say the common value add between the consumer and producer. There's plenty of manipulative value adds a producer will target, including selective reporting of product performance, testing, etc. that you would think 'hey the ad is being useful' but is usually scummy because its exactly what they want you to know about something and nothing more. zedprime has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Jun 18, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 18:23 |
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The profits of Google and Amazon's services could evaporate instantly if they suddenly need to negotiate internet bandwidth on behalf of clients and customers wanting anything to do with distributed services etc. A lot of their developing business portfolio is built on assuming internet traffic is a neutral platform so they aren't exactly in it as humanitarians.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 01:32 |
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Dumb but that nice sort of dumb.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 15:12 |
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turnways posted:This is some beautifully stupid corporate streamlining. I know there's probably some legal reason the customer has to be the one to check that box, but drat. dirksteadfast posted:Im almost certain its a cover your rear end maneuver, because they dont want some litigious customer to come back at them with How dare you click the Im not a robot box without me approving it!
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# ¿ May 27, 2018 13:12 |
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Helith posted:Generally yeasted bread recipes call for about a teaspoon of sugar to feed and activate the yeast. You don't need more than that unless you are making a sweet bread specifically.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 14:07 |
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I like my steak well done with a nice sugar crust so it browns easier.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 22:02 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Meatcerio Ok the white powder part is mostly a joke cause coke was still fairly pricey and for those who made it but the women were all on diet aids full of speed so it really did sometimes work to be mentioning you know maybe you should still eat something while you are flying around the house vacuuming while grinding your teeth.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 13:52 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 13:27 |
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At a certain level of crunchiness you need to make your own. Either add pockets or even just tailor your own pants. It's worth it especially if you can repair them and keep them going indefinitely. Best marketing move: convincing people that durable goods aren't actually durable. People point at appliances like it's crazy that planned obsolescence has trimmed their life down to 5 years, meanwhile people think clothes need replaced once a year when you'd stretch the same articles for the better part of your life.
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