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.@catholisoft has let the #biblequest economy get out of control, and these new indulgence microtransactions are just the latest example of the game shifting entirely to pay-to-win (1/95)
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Jul 20, 2020 21:16
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If only all wannabe cops took their lessons from Silence of the Lambs instead of becoming security guards and correctional officers
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Jul 24, 2020 16:06
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A collection of ads I have gotten while browsing Tumblr.   
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Aug 4, 2020 16:10
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They sold it last year for 3 million after buying it for 1.1 billion. After inflation, that's still more money than Western Union lost by rejecting Alexander Graham Bell's offer for the patent on the telephone.
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Aug 4, 2020 18:08
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Yeah, it turns out the smut artists and the drama poo poo-stirrers were by and large the same people. Now all the old internet drama has moved to twitter, where it is benevolently drowned out by all the horrific real-life drama.
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Aug 5, 2020 01:22
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Der Kyhe posted:Countries which are not 3rd world dumpsites recycle 75% of their aluminum cans, and EU is pushing this number towards 100%. There's a way to get drinking water that doesn't involve any disposable containers at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
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Aug 5, 2020 16:59
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StillFullyTerrible posted:fishmech is that you? that is the meanest thing anybody has ever said to me
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Aug 8, 2020 16:25
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You don't see it as often nowadays but remember when racists used to be afraid of going to chinese restaurants in case the meat was dog? Dog meat is a rare delicacy in any country where they eat it and its super expensive
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Aug 13, 2020 17:48
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Mafia places are fantastic because that's where everybody in the family eats and takes their meetings. You don't want to insult somebody by having lovely food.
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Aug 14, 2020 16:55
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Pretty sure that one was Richard Geere's agent.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:22
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Pneub posted:We'll rip our eyelids off to get you into a new pair of loafers! The typesetting on this ad is worse than Buster Brown's inhuman predator eyes.
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Aug 20, 2020 16:25
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Snacks have changed. It's no longer enough to have salt and a satisfying crunch, it's now an endless series of dietary battles fought by nutritionists and social media influencers. Snacks, the consumption of food, has become a complicated machine.
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Aug 21, 2020 16:44
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Those are clearly mandarins. They've sold out to the chinese!
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Aug 25, 2020 05:16
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Len posted:It's all the worst parts of cyberpunk with none of the cybernetic limbs Oh, we have those. They're a pain in the rear end. https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/686252861206978561?s=20 https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/972610483495886848?s=20 “A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.”
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Aug 30, 2020 16:59
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Len posted:https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/adult-drizzt-costume-dungeons-dragons/218122.uts Oh! I get it, it's a reference to the D&D episode of Community that netflix took down earlier this year because Chang dresses up like a drow in full body paint and one character mistakes it for blackface! It must be that, because it's literally the only topical thing even tangentially related to Drizzt loving Do'urden. (also to continue the stupid username derail, refresh my sig)
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Sep 12, 2020 04:34
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Captain Hygiene posted:Canonically Big Boss slept with Eva once and found the experience so distasteful he secretly masterminded Les Enfants Terribles to avoid ever having to do so again. That was Major Zero you fake fan, and he did it because he thought it was such a tragedy that Big Boss would never pass on his superior genes. This is canon
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Sep 14, 2020 01:27
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Back in the day being in a Disney movie was a one way ticket to stardom because Disney movies were good. Now that is no longer the case.
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Sep 15, 2020 04:31
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Aladdin fuckin sucked poo poo. I'd rather they had left out the songs, they did such a bad job on them. The singing sucked, the choreography sucked, nobody had any chemistry at all and it goes without saying, but Will Smith is no loving Robin Williams The one good idea they had was giving Jasmine a song, that was something that felt like it was missing in the original. But they made it sound exactly like Let It Go and it did not fit into the soundtrack at all.
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Sep 15, 2020 14:53
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You know what movie actually embraced Chinese mythology and cultural values and became a big hit there?  It's got everything. The national animal, the national sport, and the central conflict is ultimately the internal struggle between Confucianism and Taoism. Wu Jiang, President of the Peking Opera Company posted:The film's protagonist is China's national treasure and all the elements are Chinese, but why didn't we make such a film?
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Sep 15, 2020 15:24
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Disney does, however, love the fact that we consider those to be "disney characters" and I have no doubt they would spend hundreds of millions of dollars to keep subsequent generations thinking the same way
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Sep 15, 2020 19:38
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It was supposed to be, but then they realized "poo poo we made the coming out anthem of the century, better rewrite the whole movie so the snow queen isn't the bad guy" When any gay could have told them that we always identify with the villains anyway
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Sep 17, 2020 04:37
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Any naval officer in charge of a ship is referred to as captain. If he got promoted and kept his command post, his crew would still call him captain.
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Sep 30, 2020 16:06
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All exercise equipment is competing with Church. His fried chicken is better than popeye's or kfc.
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Sep 30, 2020 17:27
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Sep 30, 2020 22:47
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It must do, why even let me know otherwise
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Sep 30, 2020 22:55
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I have been out of the game way too long, I have no idea what those numbers on the side mean
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Oct 1, 2020 17:19
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Thank you, that is insane
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Oct 1, 2020 17:55
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 I miss the edgy marketing era
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Oct 3, 2020 16:08
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More tumblr ads    
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Oct 6, 2020 20:03
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Should have been Bruces
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Oct 14, 2020 00:38
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Marketing directors
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Oct 17, 2020 18:02
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When we talk about buffets, our grandkids will think we're making it up
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Nov 6, 2020 16:04
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All those english muffins abandoned at the bottom of the eggs benedict tray by the low carbers, their sacrifice lost to history
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Nov 6, 2020 16:24
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I'm the outsourced social media support tech just watching the thousands of quote tweets pile up thinking about how much I need that buck fifty an hour to feed my family
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Nov 15, 2020 03:08
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I knew. It was when they had those sonic adventure 2 lcd games, and happy meal toys were never going to top that so I made a conscious decision never to buy one again.
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Nov 26, 2020 07:29
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Is that what happened to kid rock?
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Dec 4, 2020 02:40
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The only RLM content I watch anymore is this video, which I watch every six months or so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
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Dec 15, 2020 04:04
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Only in discussions with rational people. The rape dungeon parts were so popular there was a spin-off that was all skit with no movie review
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Dec 15, 2020 16:59
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I got adblock on my phone
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