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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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An advert for Fanta that has happy, cartoony people bouncing along the road and drinking Fanta, to the weirdest choice of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPBiplRYkg

It even has one of the saddest verses in the whole song:

"Unemployment at a record high
People coming, people going, people born to die
Don't ask me because I don't know why
But it's like that and that's the way it is"

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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Starbucks had a Christmas ad campaign a couple of years ago where they had a big screen in the Natural History Museum in London, and Twitter users were invited to tweet Christmassy messages to #spreadthecheer to appear on the screen. Unfortunately for them their filter didn't work, and this happened:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/9750215/Starbucks-Twitter-campaign-hijacked-by-tax-protests.html

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Local ads here in Scotland are always terrible.

Thorne Travel agency, a recent classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA3JH5tfTYg

I've been looking for the Ian R Taylor soft furnishings advert for ages, but I think it only shows on the Grampian microregion and I can't find it on YouTube. It's some grainy black-and-white stock footage of a stag on a hill, and sometimes the tape runs backwards and forwards to it looks like the stag's dancing, and all the while the voiceover guy (who I'm sure is the owner) sings:

"Off yer chair, shift that bahookey,
Come oan doon and have a looky,
Ian R Taylor, sale is noo on!"

and a big sign appears that reads "SALE IS NOO ON". It's so bad it's good, but none of my friends from outside Perth and Dundee believe me that it exists, and I can't find it online. They all think it's some poo poo I made up to prank tourists or something.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Was this the inspiration for Five Nights At Freddy's?

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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sarcastx posted:

2). Buick is "reinventing" itself, again
I think this is the third time Buick has basically said "We used to make poo poo cars but we don't now"

Skoda did a similar campaign, but it worked pretty well.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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oh my god I forgot about this ad. I hate it. Eating a frozen pizza, on a motorway bridge, in the rain, while a song that roughly translates to "All Women Are Sluts (including the bitch who's letting herself be murdered by her dad to save my life)" plays in the background. I mean, Rigoletto's a great opera, but it's not exactly romantic.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Uh buddy, McDonald's never had the BK Kids Club.



Calling the kid stuck in a wheelchair "Wheels" gets me every goddamn time.

I see Vince from Recess (x2), Pepper Ann and a bunch of other kids that look like rip-off "original characters".

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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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PhazonLink posted:

I don't like that Christian Mingle commercial. You said God is let me choose HIS match for me? Do I have free will or not? Narrator are you still married? Why do your marriage pictures look like stock photos?

The ads for Elite Singles always come across like a creepy eugenics group. I like the eHarmony ones with the camel though. :3: ("These two are the same age and both enjoy long walks on the beach. For some dating sites that's enough to make them a match" etc. )

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