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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I feel like Does the Dog Die could be a really great website if it were a bit more tongue-in-cheek, and they wouldn't have to betray their mission statement or whatever to do it. As it stands, it's just a boring collection of lists where the dry, binary "yes or no" qualifiers are occasionally funny.

I saw this on their website and really have to agree. It's pretty weird and dull:

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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
As part of a game, two small lizards are caught and eaten by larger lizards. No harm comes to Rocket, the anthropomorphic raccoon. A dog appears briefly in a few scenes; at one point it appears as though it might've died in an explosion but it is seen alive a few moments later.

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Trent posted:

I really hate being in a place with cloth loving napkins and hearing a line of clapping, singing servers coming anywhere near me. It is upsetting to the digestion

lol how big a child are you

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wasn't there some incident involving a whale and some flowers falling through space, i'm not convinced orcas are good at doing the orbit thing

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Screaming Idiot posted:

The spinning circle is exactly why it's dumb. Instead of coming up with a new personality, they've basically made a character with a lot of embarrassing baggage.

I like to imagine some middle-aged suburban mom getting interested in her kids' phones, then searching "Cortana" in Google and seeing the origin of the name -- and maybe porn inspired by said origin depending on her search settings -- and immediately posting a sixteen-trillion word diatribe on Facebook about her precious children being tainted by Microsoft's sinful electro-harlot.



More proof we need to murder all gamers.

You could have spent your time actually writing creative fiction instead of making up this hyperbolic, ridiculous anecdote just to prove how """""""""""creepy""""""""""""" some nerd thing is you massive nerd.

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Lol that people think coffee is good

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lol if you don't have enough money to contract Enrique Iglesias to poo poo in a random goon's mailbox

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ninjahedgehog posted:

But enough about Gamergate

the industry built around tipping in the American service industry should be abolished because all it does is decrease employer liability and create an economy of overworked and underpaid people, like enrique

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Chard posted:

actually it's a great cover because it's got idiots everywhere talking about TIME magazine

time definitely knew what they were doing because shortly after that hit the racks they published this article http://time.com/3987961/virtual-reality-time-magazine-cover-memes/

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Think the Jewish derail has lasted long enough, let's return to foolish corporate practices, :thanks:

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Was at the zoo and reminded that people in China refused to believe the malaysian sun bear was not people dressed up as bears to defraud visitors

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The London zoo accidentally being at the precipice of creating a subculture of drunk hooligans in a zoo setting is very funny thank you. I'm surprised none of them tried to make a hedgehog a ball and kick it around

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What are they doing that causes these errors anyway? Do they just show the Ai the photo of the item and ask it to generate text?

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https://twitter.com/iloveklim/status/1748543937772491062?t=us_v0_8iEEtg-xgr-t2vJg&s=19

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When you shake the baby too much...

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They did a big show of it as well. It was at a keynote address and u2 came onstage, and they were promoting the idea of buying music from iTunes and to demonstrate how easy it was, they pressed a button on the iPhone and at the same moment the download went live on every single iPhone in the world

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PhazonLink posted:

drat cant believe the FO universe has 200+ year old light bulbs that are incandescent filaments.

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yeah but look at those EXTREME GRAPHIX , you can see every hair on the the husband's chin!

love to see the war criminal grow more chin hair

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