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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Save yourself future Isn't there a variation on this that replaces offensive and misspelled comments with quotes from physicists and other luminaries? My friend said he had something like that and it sounds pretty great.
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and install a comment blocker:
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Just go under options and unlock sexy mode, and she'll appear as a pair of big blue titties that get squished onto your screen when you ask questions. No seriously, Cortana is a fun character with some pretty funny and wry lines. A little personality isn't a bad thing.
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Mar 31, 2015 23:34
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Does quiche count as a pie??
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Apr 19, 2015 04:42
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That kind of stuff sounds kinda cute (bring your daughter to work day etc) but calling it a date is weird and of course the idea of those purity things is weird as poo poo.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:11
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Nostalgia themed to grab both old folks and antique-loving millenials, and latex body suits to grab the S&M crowd. Sounds like a marketing win to me!
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Sep 29, 2015 08:57
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That's a weird loving ad. I mean, I know Quiznos is known for their weird loving ads, but that was bizarre.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:34
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The oven? Why not just throw that poo poo in the dryer? Along with some pants. drat, warm Lantz in the winter owns.
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Dec 20, 2015 04:08
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Just do what every reasonable man does and buy cheap poo poo-tier candies at the Dollar Tree, and superglue them behind your nutsack to smuggle them in.
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Mar 16, 2016 12:52
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Philly has a pretty huge Chinese demographic.
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Mar 27, 2016 08:22
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"NO DO-RAGS, FLAT-BRIMMED HATS, OR ROLLED-UP PANT LEGS. Wait, what do you mean, 'that's racist?' It has nothing to do with keeping certain people out of our nightclub!" Who the hell rolls up their pants legs?
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Apr 12, 2016 02:17
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Platystemon posted:Failing to register <brandname>.org: I love these. Hope the culprit gets paid a shitton.
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May 4, 2016 09:35
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I'm gonna Kickstart my new idea which is a monthly service in which a burly teenager comes to your door, punches you in the neck, and takes your lunch money as payment. It's just as big a waste as all those other mystery crates only with less clutter.
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Aug 11, 2016 11:57
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:The fear and fascination of cuckoldry by men of darker complexion goes back at least as far as Shakespeare, as far as I can personally attest and cite, and I suspect "cuck" has been an insult to men as long as men have walked the Earth and felt that women were property. I am confident a classicist can probably tell us the first time it appears in literature (it's probably related to the Maenads, if I had to guess, since they were the free-spirited cult of Dionysius) I'm glad we have amateur historians like you, to answer the questions no one wants the answers to.
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Aug 14, 2016 15:33
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My poppa always told me to clean my plate, so you can be drat sure I'm eating those fruit stickers. I paid for em after all.
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Oct 11, 2016 19:46
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Man I hope no one ever makes a stereotype about how much white people love mac and cheese.
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Jan 24, 2017 06:04
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The real question here is, why the hell would Jolly Rancher choose to pay homage to Shawshank Redemption of all things?
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Jan 31, 2017 03:44
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Whoa people in the UK call drunk driving "drink driving"?
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Feb 1, 2017 23:58
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Moe_Rahn posted:the PT Cruiser design document, yellowed with age and shoved in a forgotten drawer in an abandoned Detroit office building, all just a single sheet of paper with the word MOMS repeatedly circled and underlined My first car was a purple PT cruiser with wood panel siding that my grandpa bought two months before being diagnosed with dementia. I loving hated that car so drat much but it was basically free...
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Feb 10, 2017 05:25
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Phlegmish posted:The font is questionable but from context it's not too hard to figure out it's supposed to be glitter. It indeed says 'Glitter makes me happy" but unfortunately it's a reference to convicted pedophile Gary Glitter.
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Apr 3, 2017 15:20
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sassassin posted:I'd rather a hundred innocent men be asked by the proper authorities to present paperwork they're recommended to carry than see one child successfully trafficked because people were scared to look silly/racist or give their employers a PR problem. Pretty much this. I'm not in United's corner by any means, but this was a lose lose scenario for them. Next time something like this happens and it actually IS a case of trafficking or whatever and they ignore it fearing a PR disaster, they employees could easily get jail time or massive fines or something.
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Apr 20, 2017 23:51
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Johnny Aztec posted:IT ISN'T ABOUT loving IGNORING IT. HE HAD THE GODDAMN PAPERWORK PROVING EVERYTHING. THE ONLY THING OUT OF LINE HERE WAS SOME DRUNK BITCH MAKING BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND THIS DUDE AND HIS DAUGHTER GOT DETAINED, SEPARATED AND loving GRILLED. I'm just saying it shouldn't be up to some random Joe Airline employee to determine whether someone's good to go or not. Can a flight attendant spot faked documents? Would they even know what to look for? Probably not. Also, calm down. Tiny Brontosaurus posted:There are ways to combat crime without being jackbooted racists, you loving idiot rear end in a top hat. There are actual goddamn guidelines for spotting and intervening with child trafficking and nowhere on that list is "harass anyone who fails the paper bag test in the vicinity of a child."
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Apr 21, 2017 11:20
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Those McDonald's uniforms really need some elbow length black rubber gloves
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Apr 23, 2017 04:00
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PostNouveau posted:"We got this cube thing, and it can rewrite all history" is one of the laziest plot devices I've ever heard. Welcome to comic books, its full of awful plot devices. Evil twins, parallel universes, cosmic cubes, LMD's, ROBODOOMS. As a massive Captain America fan I actually think the idea that Cap in the unaltered timeline was a Nazi is a very interesting idea. It basically means that all of Marvel continuity from the 1940's onward was built on a cosmically induced lie. I mean, it's an incredibly stupid idea, but it's still very interesting.
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Apr 23, 2017 23:13
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I got first place in a swim competition when I was like 10 and by brother got dead last and cried so much the swim coach when scrounging around in the storeroom and found a lovely little trophy and gave it to him, so participation trophies definitely existed.
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May 19, 2017 04:09
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Just LMAO if you don't eat pizza while wearing black leather shooting gloves.
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Sep 28, 2017 15:51
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Shai-Hulud posted:Look at that ethnically diverse group of teenagers. Is it the loving 90s again? We should be so lucky.
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Oct 7, 2017 03:12
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Dove makes its bi-annual marketing cock-up: I feel like this exact same gently caress up has happened multiple times from different companies in the past couple of years.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:16
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My wife makes a killer spam fried rice that's a quick cheap way to fill your belly on those slum days where you feel creative enough to make something unembarrassing and don't have enough papa John's points to get the free pizza yet. It's probably a once every couple of months type thing but I love it.
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Oct 16, 2017 18:40
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GPTribefan posted:The same thing applies to every product - all those late 90s comedians that joked about "WHY WOULD YOU EVER USE THE HAIR DRYER IN THE SHOWER LOL HERES YOUR SIGN"? It was done to prevent someone from taking a hair dryer in the shower, using it, hurting themselves, and suing the company because "hey you didn't say NOT to do that!!" I'm glad to see that the world runs by Air Bud Rules.
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Nov 9, 2017 08:55
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SerialKilldeer posted:Wow, it's the ice cream equivalent of "The Half-Hour News Hour." Hahaha, I forgot this show existed! To be fair so did nearly anyone else. For those not in the know it was Fox New's answer to the Daily Show and proof that conservative satire can also be funny! It's got a 2.6 on IMDB and a 13% on Metacritic. I was lucky enough to catch a rerun of it at like 3:30 am at work. No small feat considering the show lasted about 6 months. It was astoundingly bad. The Wikipedia article is a hoot quote:Recurring Sketches: Thanks for the trip down memory lane, SerialKilldeer!
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Nov 12, 2017 16:18
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Platystemon posted:Dick Bong was the top American ærial ace of the Second World War. Dick Bong usually has a street or something named after him on USAF bases (at least every one I've been to). He's honestly a godsend if you've ever had to compete for an award or promotion or anything and have to take questions, because his name is impossible to forget, no awkward pauses while you try to remember his name. "My favorite US aviator? Well sir that would definitely be MAJOR DICK BONG."
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nerdz posted:not exactly a dumb marketing move, but I'm impressed how Sherwin Williams still manages to keep using their same Captain planet villain rear end logo today, in 2018 Definitely NOT BLOOD
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Jan 3, 2018 22:51
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It's not dumb marketing, I'm incredibly invested in that doggos well being now.
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Jan 5, 2018 06:58
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poptart_fairy posted:Part of the reason I'm a little weirded out how "person of colour" and "coloured" have apparently become positive phrases nowadays. When I was growing up they were pretty vile indications the person was racist, being used alongside Paki, etc I think the phrase "person of color" is weird as poo poo too and I'm absolutely confused as to why I see it so much nowadays.
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Jan 9, 2018 17:54
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C.M. Kruger posted:2016: be sure to keep laundry pods away from small children and geriatrics. This isn't the cyberpunk future I envisioned!
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Jan 13, 2018 17:21
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CommonShore posted:Or radio ads which have sirens, horns, or various car accident sounds. That poo poo should be illegal. Everyone who makes these needs to perish in hellfire.
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Jan 30, 2018 09:12
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If you kill a centaur and eat his horse meat and leave his man meat alone, is it considered cannibalism? Because that seems like an awful waste of horse meat.
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No I feel like it's probably in a law somewhere. I can almost guarantee that Joe Sixpack Incest Porn Enthusiast doesn't really care if the dad has dark hair and the daughter is blonde.
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