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Just do like people do in the Alpine countries and tell them that if they misbehave Krampus, Santa's demonic assistant, will beat them with branches and/or drag them to hell and eat them alive. Then have someone dressed as a demon come over and swing branches at them and demand treats. If you're feeling a bit Dutch you can do something similar but replace the demon with black slaves and hell with Spain.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:When I went in for my last license renewal, I timed it. I stepped through the door at 1:00 P.M. on a Saturday (the busiest day, because everyone's off work) and was back in my car by 1:15. That includes the computerized written test I had to take and the time it took for them to take my photo and print my new ID. 
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I remember hearing people expressing such concerns as computers thinking they weren't invented and failing to work because they thought it was 1900 or all the nuclear missiles in the world (yes, all of them) launching because reasons. Never underestimate the ability of people to be complete idiots about poo poo they don't understand. Was that seriously the problem? Because I could easily set the calendar on my computer to 1970 but that doesn't transform it into some huge clunky monstrosity that runs on tape reels and fills an entire room.
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If I was a country music superstar I would open every concert by screaming "Death to America!" twistedmentat posted:And that's why we have The Smiths. The Smiths are always pretty tongue in cheek though. Except when Morrissey is singing about meat. Morrissey is serious about meat.
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:He's been dead for 20 years and I'm still a little scared of Eazy-E. AIDS is pretty scary.
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Neo-nazis are really into codes and dogwhistle poo poo that only those in the know will get. Like they love Lonsdale shirts because when you wear a jacket over them it blocks out the letters at the back and front leaving nsda which is just one letter off from being NSDAP. Also all that numerology bullshit with 14/88. Yet at the same time a lot of them have obvious and highly visible Nazi tattoos. They like to have their cake and decorate with a huge swastika too.
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chitoryu12 posted:There's a lot of stories about how everyone from bus drivers to teachers to factory workers in Nazi Germany found that they were at risk of losing their jobs unless they joined the Nazi party; this led to a lot of issues in post-war Denazification because they realized that you couldn't just eject every Nazi party member from their jobs without the whole country collapsing. In my opinion they should all have been shot and Germany returned to the insane clusterfuck HRE borders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugx-2tZgVJs Basically if you were a Goy and not already in a camp by 1938 you were basically probably a Nazi in practice.
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steinrokkan posted:perfect embodiments of evil and uselessness, that is Actually cats are holy and perfect. Dogs on the other hand are haram.
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America is less racist than most of Europe.
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Isn't Cheesy chicken also explicitly non-kosher because of the whole "never mix milk with meat" thing?
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I feel like chicken with cheese should be a loophole because it's not like they're using chicken milk.
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I also like and respect the old Jews eating Chinese food at Christmas justification of "We don't actually know for sure which of these strange exotic dishes contain pork or shellfish so it's basically kosher to eat it it indiscriminately."
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I like the time in the 70s when conservative square Green Lantern and champagne socialist Green Arrow went on a roadtrip around America and confronted the failure of the American dream.
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