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Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Spergminer posted:

Here's a dumb move that never happend, but still ended up being awful.

In 2010 Cult Energy decided that they needed a new angle to sell their decade old mediocre swill. I was told that it was because the legalization of Red Bull in 2009 ate a big part of their market, but that's another story. Cult wanted to get the younger audience, so they made a 30 second commercial for TV. It was a remake of The Prodigy's classic "Smack My Bitch Up" music video, but instead of the normal twist, it would show a 12 year old boy with a bottle of Cult in the mirror. It was banned before it could air on television.


:nws:Instead they made these two posters :nws:and put them up on every single bus shed in Denmark.

loving everyone drank that poo poo, even though it had weird aftertaste of vomit, until Somersby and Mokai became the new thing.

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Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

sharts posted:

This ad for wi-fi enabled Audi motors left an impression on me when I saw it on a billboard a few years ago:



No ring though

loving brilliant.

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