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Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules?
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Sounds like some folks haven't gotten the most out of their vampire spray.
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Dec 15, 2019 21:36
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Memento posted:Yeah this is Penetration Testing 101 My office never does this properly and it's a huge pain in the rear end.
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Dec 28, 2019 00:00
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teen witch posted:It’s in RI and if you have an ocean state job lot, they’ll carry it on occasions. It’s a kissing cousin to root beer and Dr. Pepper, if Mr. Pibb was watching from an ajar door. Ahh the preferred drink of Ted Cruz.
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Dec 30, 2019 20:34
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If you want a sense of the taste of malort turn a can of air upside down and spray it on a table for a minute. Then put your head into the fumes and inhale through your mouth.
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Jan 4, 2020 18:25
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If I wanna die partying that's my own choice.
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Jan 7, 2020 22:35
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1redflag posted:Just don’t drink and drive I see you've never been golfing before.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:39
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apatheticman posted:I mean if you killed a man at a red lobster and a serving a life sentence then its probably true. It's justifiable if they run out of biscuits.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:31
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dirksteadfast posted:I exclusively play a 1,000+ song playlist with as many genres as possible and no more than a few songs per artist. So it’ll skip from Shania Twain to Mastadon to Outkast to Foo Fighters etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if it leaned enough in one direction to trigger them thinking I was one demographic over another. Or maybe they didn’t have a good pulse so it defaulted to something. They figure you're a big fan of period music.
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Jan 28, 2020 22:13
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Look I want to lust after a demon but I want to make sure it's not sinful.
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Feb 17, 2020 19:26
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I want my body launched at Jupiter and then in a billion years when some space man lands there they'll find my bones and go "what the gently caress?"
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Mar 28, 2020 21:55
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They wouldn't be space men if they were landing on Earth.
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Mar 28, 2020 22:03
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Have a solemn and horny Ramadan.
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Mar 30, 2020 01:03
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Diaper ads using chili and liner ads using marinara or bust.
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May 15, 2020 16:14
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Part of the draw is to get weird rear end shirts from thrift stores. My favorite shirt came from one. It has a picture of a raccoon with the word raccoon printed under it. I couldn't ask for more.
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May 22, 2020 20:32
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:i-is that pornhub font?? Yeah, it's perfect for rubbing your meat.
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May 26, 2020 02:07
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That thing got taken down quick so it seems like it was probably one of those timed tweets nobody thought of until it went up and the social media guy got a thousand calls in 10 seconds.
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Jun 16, 2020 21:47
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Weird that their hand models are all white.
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Jul 25, 2020 05:35
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I have a custom mask thread in SA Mart, hit me up. I was going to invite Detective No. 27 but then I realized he already did and that's why he has head strap masks, lol. Seems like if it's not allowed then it would be a dumb marketing move and would be thread appropriate. You really got em with a catch 22 here. Do you make manly masks? Maybe one made out of bear hide and also has harleys printed on it?
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Jul 26, 2020 01:48
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They made the peanut too sexy now.
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Aug 11, 2020 22:31
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yeah, this one circulated in my middle school about Marilyn Manson. Granted it was somewhat more believable about Marilyn Manson than David Cassidy. Marilyn Manson was also Paul from the Wonder Years.
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Aug 14, 2020 16:24
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I like to imagine some 1400s caveman saying "did you hear mozart went to ye olde doctory to get his ribs removed for orally pleasuring himself?"
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Aug 15, 2020 06:27
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Mozart played Paul in the Wonder Years.
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Aug 15, 2020 07:59
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Mr. Peanut gained consciousness and his first act was to sell his kind as food.
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Aug 21, 2020 15:05
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Ok I realize now that the twitch girls only like me for my money but what about strippers? Do they still like me for my personality?
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Aug 28, 2020 15:59
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Wow I would never buy "men's panties" because they wouldn't show off my rear end enough please give me a magnetic men's thong.
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Aug 30, 2020 19:49
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Alhazred posted:Magnet therapy is back, time really is a flat loving circle. Magnetize deez nuts!
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Aug 30, 2020 20:04
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CJacobs posted:There are some things that you probably just shouldn't ever make merchandise of. Auschwitz is one of those things as we found out from that edgy war history modeling thing from a few pages back. 
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Sep 10, 2020 17:36
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Captain Hygiene posted:Imagine four rats on the edge of a cliff They deserve it for talking to the cops.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:18
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I saw Revolver Ocelot and Big Boss kissing and then they had a baby and he ran off in a giant robot.
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Sep 14, 2020 16:11
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Homer posted this.
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Sep 16, 2020 20:16
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I checked out my info and it had a picture of me checking out my info taken over my shoulder.
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Sep 17, 2020 18:22
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Less creepy, more incredibly ill advised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2t7lknrK28
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Sep 24, 2020 03:16
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I ain't never been in a bomb cyclone but I have been in a microburst and that was terrifying and not a tiny starburst like I was hoping.
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Oct 15, 2020 06:06
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I was too happy as a child so I was put on a steady diet of sad meals to balance me out.
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Nov 26, 2020 17:13
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sweeperbravo posted:Ohmygod I get these too. The top one makes me cringe every time because it's really hard for me not to parse the pattern as the guy having like a really deformed, tiny torso It's slimming.
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Nov 30, 2020 20:39
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He's killing it on Doom Patrol though. His catch phrase is "gently caress".
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Feb 6, 2021 18:23
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Jesus said he will return... and this time we'll be ready for him!
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Mar 8, 2021 08:42
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Mamas don't let your babies grow up to suck cow tits.
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Mar 11, 2021 23:16
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I get upset when they won't cook my chicken rare.
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