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The best take on Chris Brown will always be this one.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 21:24 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:01 |
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And then you keep the corpse on display afterwards.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 02:43 |
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only on Fire Island
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 22:23 |
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It was Allison's turn to buy, ask her.
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 22:24 |
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Speaking of that, apparently they're going to paint "Black Lives Matter" courtside once they resume. Bets on how long before they blur that out on Tencent?
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 05:33 |
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Finally, UHF has been realized.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 20:59 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started. Seriously, you get one mole removed and you never live it down.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 21:51 |
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Phlegmish posted:I don't think that was a warning as such, they loved that poo poo. You don't need a holodeck for that.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 18:55 |
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I don't know if it counts as a dumb marketing move but it's certainly misplaced advertising; I keep getting ads on Youtube for various beers and hard liquors. I don't drink and I don't know why the algorithm has decided that's all I could possibly be interested in but it's a waste of time to target me.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 21:30 |
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Phlegmish posted:I'm glad to have contributed to your happiness. Seriously though, who is the goon behind the app? It seems wrong somehow that I don't even know their name. Subjunctive, I think?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 19:24 |
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He looks like he's about 5 minutes away from the old Yoshi's Island commercial.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 07:00 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:First time I've ever said this, but I could really go for some Belgian Twinks right about now First time my rear end.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 00:55 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:If you havent had the joy of shooting hitler in the face I don't know what to say man. Even Hitler got to experience that joy.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2021 03:28 |
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My mother taught special education and part of that was using sign to help disabled children communicate. I told that story to tell this one. When she was in a coma she kept trying to communicate with us via sign and we had no idea what she wanted. (she was in a medical coma due to nearly dying of septic shock/a ruptured colon)
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 19:45 |
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gleebster posted:The number of fingers I have remains remarkably static and knowable. Look at Mr. I'm-too-good-for-woodworking over here, sheesh.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 20:03 |
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Ugh, weiner puns are the wurst.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 15:56 |
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Whatcha gonna do when Vasectomania runs wild on you!? *Vigorously crotch chops*
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 20:59 |
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I usually go to extreme restraints for my CBT merchandise.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 15:28 |
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Sandwich Madness? I hope they're ready for a lawsuit, that's too close to March Madness, bucko.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 02:16 |
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Serperoth posted:Brazilian food is kind of a rarity where I am
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 01:42 |
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Satellaview? E: possibly PlayCable?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 16:06 |
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zedprime posted:I don't want to imagine what weird plasticizers I ingested drinking water from a hose in the 90s. Enough to turn a frog gay I bet. I thought they were just European?
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 00:01 |
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I was thinking more a can of black pudding, personally.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:54 |
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At least I have a grandma
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 20:47 |
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Good on JuventusFC for standing up to those feckin' Greeks.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:26 |
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Len posted:I clicked into the comments and this guy That he badly misunderstood the Clean and Jerk?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 18:34 |
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How bad is the deduction for a premature dismount?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 22:37 |
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Though, the first person to pull off a triple putz would win the gold for sure
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 22:51 |
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The Bloop posted:some dicks can only be measured by a temporal scale I measure mine on the Planck scale
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 21:29 |
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I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 15:45 |
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Nothing worse than anti-cheddamites. Lactose intolerant assholes.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 16:17 |
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Lumbermouth posted:You had to tie your mouse to your wrist and flip it up into your hand. Definitely not a swift action.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 14:55 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Pretty sure the M&M came first. Well they do melt in your mouth, as it were.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 16:56 |
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Read After Burning posted:https://twitter.com/hosoterratoma/status/1484271436709924866 "Oh, how bad could it...oh, okay then."
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 21:10 |
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Well, I think so
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 02:01 |
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Surprised it's not the Reds.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 15:53 |
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Oh for the love of God, AvesPKS.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 22:20 |
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Without looking any further into it, it's like furry Wraeththu, I assume.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:08 |
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Yeah, I think Wraeththu could only create more of themselves via young men, or something. I've blocked out most of that from my FATAL and Friends memory.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 22:40 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:01 |
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Shouldn't have accused them of pandaing, frankly.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 19:15 |