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Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

elf help book posted:

duhhh lets gas cool informative threads about good games because im afraid of sexy women

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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Pewdiepie posted:

People who enjoy vn's should be put in a camp and shot execution-style.

oppa execution-style

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i think VNs wouldn't have such a bad wrap if sex scenes weren't like mandatory during the days of tsukihime, so people would write a cool story and throw in some explicit fuckin' just to get it published

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Nihnoz posted:

YU-NO: The girl who cried love at the edge of the world.

This game has sick music.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNYsk7OEQ60

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Fargield posted:

oppa execution-style

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Doctor Goat posted:

days of tsukihime

Mods change my name.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

elf help book posted:

duhhh lets gas cool informative threads about good games because im afraid of sexy women

Sexy women make me horny.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Doctor Goat posted:

i think VNs wouldn't have such a bad wrap if sex scenes weren't like mandatory during the days of tsukihime, so people would write a cool story and throw in some explicit fuckin' just to get it published

I kept trying to play through that because I love Melty Blood a whole lot. There was a porn-free version of the English patch too, in case you ever decide to play it in front of a school full of 12-year-olds.

Anyway long story short I don't have the patience for a visual novel if it doesn't have cool action scenes or real gameplay or Ace Attorney-style point-and-click investigation or whatever.

My friend once played through the entirety of Cosplay Fetish Academy at my house, twice in one night. I was in the room with him the whole time and can confirm he never squeezed the hog. What the hell is the purpose of playing games like that? The characters? el oh el

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Silver Striker posted:

Sexy women make me horny.

normie alart

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
the whole universe thing that tsukihime is set in is kind of cool but i cannot be assed to look into it more than i have

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Umineko and Higurashi are cool, and boner-free. (This might be a negative to some people)

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

tfw no Zero Escape 3.

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Mach2 posted:

Nah this thread needs to exist so people don't go talking about visual novels (or VNs) elsewhere in Imp Zone

that concept never works out well, yoda-loving-luke guy.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013


Don't even joke about this.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

lesbian baphomet posted:

that concept never works out well, yoda-loving-luke guy.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
is phoenix wright a vn (visual novel)

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

THE PENETRATOR posted:

is phoenix wright a vn (visual novel)

yes

Butt Ghost
Nov 23, 2013

Ibram Gaunt posted:

tfw no Zero Escape 3.
VLR was kinda dumb and makes me okay with not getting a 3rd. I'd buy it anyway if we did tho.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

elf help book posted:

duhhh lets gas cool informative threads about good games because im afraid of sexy women

please don't quote me in a funny voice

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Fargield posted:

oppa execution-style

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
My favorite Visual Novel is Gone Home.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Just kidding I've never played it, but its the same idea right?

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
i cant think of anything more lame than popping a boner when you see a hot babe. christ almighty.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



the russian one where the guy goes back in time to the ussr and fucks pioneer babes

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Psycobladder posted:

My favorite Visual Novel is Gone Home.

Please leave

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

elf help book posted:

duhhh lets gas cool informative threads about good games because im afraid of sexy women

Me too.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Poniard posted:

the russian one where the guy goes back in time to the ussr and fucks pioneer babes

this sounds extremely cool, and also, sexy. I would like to know more.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Psycobladder posted:

Just kidding I've never played it, but its the same idea right?

more of an adventure game imo

not that that line isn't blurry

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
in a vn (visual novel) you select choices that determine the outcome of the story, for example, at the end of the 2nd phoenix wright game i elected to give the girl my attorney badge instead of whatever i actually needed to give her, and i never saw the True End and Reason that the mother murdered someone

in gh (gone home) there are no choices, except the choice to not play that piece of poo poo

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

the best visual novel is playing alpha protocol with pistols maxed out so you can skip all the gameplay and run to each dialogue scene

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Umineko and Higurashi are cool, and boner-free. (This might be a negative to some people)

im downloading umineko and am going to read it on my phone if its gay you'll never want to show your face round these parts again

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

THE PENETRATOR posted:

in a vn (visual novel) you select choices that determine the outcome of the story, for example, at the end of the 2nd phoenix wright game i elected to give the girl my attorney badge instead of whatever i actually needed to give her, and i never saw the True End and Reason that the mother murdered someone

in gh (gone home) there are no choices, except the choice to not play that piece of poo poo

Actually, Gone Home is extremely good.

Respect Gaming.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Swelter Discharge posted:

im downloading umineko and am going to read it on my phone if its gay you'll never want to show your face round these parts again

it has a really slow start up, but once the first twilight happens it gets rly good.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

I had to force myself through to that part cuz ryukishi07 is rly bad at pacing in everything he does (higurashi was the same way) so be warned....

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

PleasingFungus posted:

Actually, Gone Home is extremely good.

Respect Gaming.

Gone Home doesn't count as gaming, fuckk off retard

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

I respect that they tried something atypical with Gone Home, but I think the gameplay is too thin and the "reveal" was pretty underwhelming.

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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
uminekos music is the loving bomb

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