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I know nothing about wrestling but the name CM Punk rings a bell. He is apparently friends with my main man Chael Sonnen (see AV) and this means I will like him. Good for him if he can parlay his poo poo into other ventures. God drat I hope he knows how to fight though. Here is a video of Chael Sonnen for you people who do not know him - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpT2W4zRzzM Here is a video of what happens when you don't know how to fight (a real live navy seal!) and step into a real fight - (Saunders vs. Wolff) - Please, everyone, watch this and think about this Punk fellow and what could happen. http://www.ufc.com/media/Saunders-vs-Wolff-UFN-16-Prelim-Fight
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Triticum Guzzler posted:can anyone tell me who the gently caress is cm punk I also need to know if he should be hated or loved. What are his feelings on Mark Hunt?
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Why do people say, "I want to see the MMA purists get mad." Do you guys think the people who post here are MMA purists?
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LobsterMobster posted:I'm waiting for the invitation to train at Hammer House Also loving Christ this is the best thing I've read in a while.
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Dangersim posted:I'm of a similar build as punk and I would absolutely go down to 170 if I were to fight. Though again I have no idea what Punk's actual weight is. Were you planning on going pro? Our online relationship (you telling me when I've done something stupid on a forum) means that I would be very invested in hootin' and hollerin' for you to kill a man.
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Ed would pretty resoundingly whup his rear end, right?
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Dec 19, 2014 09:27
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That was one of the best posts of the 2014.
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Dec 21, 2014 14:17
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Ben Saunders vs. Brandon Wolff is still the longest combo after it's landed and I don't care how many time I have to post it. Everything past the dick kick is insane. And what will happen if CM Punk faces a competent striker. http://www.ufc.com/media/Saunders-vs-Wolff-UFN-16-Prelim-Fight Edit - No joke, I see eight knees in a row then twelve a little later - then loving FIFTEEN in a row a little later. Still the worst beat down I've ever seen. Captain Log fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Dec 23, 2014 |
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LobsterMobster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90YcgwAZTM This is still an excellent display of what the words "Refusal to die" mean.
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Dec 23, 2014 08:30
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LobsterMobster posted:"Bushido spirit" translates to "facial reconstructive surgery" "Sorry guys...my ear fell off." Actual words from a professional fighter.
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Dec 23, 2014 08:35
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Who Gotch Ya posted:I think we can all agree that I'm the only acceptable opponent for Punk. Your return is a true Christmas miracle. Also, when did you go from looking from Powder in a hoodie to decent shape?
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Dec 27, 2014 04:37
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1st AD posted:I imagine he lifted a weight and ate a protein No joke I thought dude used to weigh like 110 dripping wet.
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Dec 27, 2014 04:41
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Who Gotch Ya posted:I was 145 at my lowest. I used to walk at like 155 when I was posting here a lot. Now I'm about 180. Usually walking around 175. I'm 5'10" for reference. gently caress dude, you got swole. Congrats. Can you pass a NSAC drug test with enough time to drink water for about two months?
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Who Gotch Ya posted:Really I just lost the cookie and had to log back in and I gotta log into my old email to find the password and it's all long and poo poo and my username is long and reddit is easier to browse at work. But now I have no job again so whatever. Just more time to swing macebells and eat proteins and train to rip Punk's head off. Or other punks heads off. But preferably the one with basically no training that would make me a lot of money. We missed you. Now people smarter than me about the Internet - make this match happen.
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Dec 27, 2014 08:55
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Who Gotch Ya posted:I have tapped people with that before. One time I was doing it and Mark Hunt walked in. Because my life is dope and I do dope poo poo. You're gonna have to talk more about this.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:What is cxb? A great poster that we all assumed had moved on to the octagon at the end of the path. (Not death, just had better things to do)
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uncleKitchener posted:Does self-referencing count or do I need to do research on this? As a recovered alcoholic guy myself, having a view of "Alcohol = bad" is very...well...juvenile. Please don't be offended if you're young and ignore me if you're just joking around. Alcohol use, drug use, all those things are very case by case with the individual. I think alcohol is an incredibly destructive drug and can't believe the duplicity of some moral right conservative types that support the war on drugs with a beer in their hand. But if alcohol isn't harmful to an individual I say more power to them enjoying it. Also I couldn't give a flying gently caress about this Punk guy's straight edge thing unless I somehow became a fan of him.
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Tonight, while closing down the restaurant I manage, two regulars were at the bar who know me as the guy who got his rear end handed to him in a tiny white belt Jiu Jitsu tournament recently. Some of the guys from the gym come in and MMA, jiu jitsu, and pro wrestling get discussed every now and then. Tonight these two regulars said some interesting things that I found interesting - CM Punk fighting means they will sure as hell watch the card when it happens. They were pumped for it and even had a bit of a grasp that CM Punk might not be great. But, they all thought he was an elite grappler blackbelt. Really. A blackbelt. They think Brock Lesnar is coming back to MMA when his contract is up because "he is in fighting shape now" and has "been in some real hard matches getting worked hard with shots to the face." I don't really know what the gently caress any of this means. I'd like to see Brock Lesnar come back if he actually joins a gym that he doesn't hand pick himself and set up. He needs to learn how to get hit in the face.
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TenaciousJ posted:I'm not going to read all 49 pages but I feel compelled to ask, who id the most Jon Fitch-like person they could get to lie on top of Punk for 3 rounds? I want all this hype to end in Punk flailing beneath a lead blanket if he must lose. Jon Fitch
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Mar 7, 2015 08:49
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Can CM Punk fight Herschel Walker? Please?
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Jul 28, 2015 04:19
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LobsterMobster posted:Bring back Greg "The Nudge" Nagy, Walker's first victim I still think Herschel yelling, "C'mon! C'mon!" at ole' nudge was one of the more bad rear end things I've seen. Everything else about that fight was awful.
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Jul 28, 2015 04:49
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manyak posted:Pro wrestling is more real than a lot of the fighting that Bruce lee did tbh I don't think CM Punk could kick the dogshit out of Hong Man Jack in a street fight.
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This thread keeps floating around and making me think something is happening. God damnit fight or gently caress off.
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Apr 14, 2016 09:06
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Bundt Cake posted:John Cena isnt funny at all and youre slightly in love with him and his good looks if he makes you laugh. Was he on Parks and Rec? Because I remember laughing at that bit.
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At first I thought, "Good for Punk, get your rear end kicked, mark something off the bucket list, good for you man." Now after two years of having the best training money can buy and him STILL not having a date set I want to see him get loving wrecked.
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SquirrelGrip posted:I will fight CM Punk A think a lot of us could beat the brakes off hik and put him an inch of his life. Even the fat ones.
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What do we actually know about his smoker fights? I only heard of one like a year ago and I thought he won. Although winning a smoker is about as prestigious as...gently caress all
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