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The worst part of this news is that were going to have to see wrassle posters talking about mma again while not knowing poo poo about poo poo I eagerly await exciting topics like Meng, whether someone is a real shooter, and who is a "legit tough guy"
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Aurain posted:Most of the MMA posters don't know a lot about MMA, let's be fair. You remember posture-posting guy? You remember CivilDisobedience and rambling about stupid poo poo he knows nothing about? Welcome to every day of post-CM Punk MMA Do we introduce BeanFried and DM Punk or will love find a way?
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Dec 7, 2014 15:39
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The only good that could come of this is if Ryback slimmed down, started training and made it his life's goal to beat the poo poo out of CM Punk for realsies and end this stupidity
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Dec 7, 2014 15:42
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There are only two wrestler/MMA crossover dudes who aren't infuriating garbage and one can't eat a salad and the other is currently playing a draft while listening to Bolt Thrower
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Dec 7, 2014 15:45
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Ben Askren and Nate Diaz made the best points about this and Nate did it in 3 letters Why
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Thauros posted:Curious, what's your issue with Sakuraba? Sheeiiiiittttt, I knew I forgot someone Perdido posted:Yuriy, you're going to need to embrace this as something absolutely magical. Ya but if I wanted to watch a loving idiot try to rationalize and make excuses for someone who isn't even particularly good at fighting, I'd dig up the old Socrates/Fedor posts
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Dec 7, 2014 15:51
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Thauros posted:Curious, what's your issue with Sakuraba? Actually after Metamoris I feel less bad about this because that's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back that I spent watching an asian dude cosplaying a mummy with no knees
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Dec 7, 2014 15:53
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Couldn't he gently caress off to Inoki Genome Federation and play pretend there?
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Dec 7, 2014 15:57
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Perdido posted:Can I start sending LividLiquid PMs about War Machine? dont even joke about that also del rio would beat the poo poo out of punk and it'd probably own
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Dec 7, 2014 16:01
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Hobo-beating and gypsy removal are actually both good MMA backgrounds I really hope his first fight is against some cornfed Iowan drunk that just lays on top of him for 15 minutes and slowly grinds away any desire wrassle-fans have to watch this sport b-b-b-b-but where's the finishers?!
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Dec 7, 2014 16:10
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I genuinely hope for a pure Fitching for Punk's debut, just relentless Fitchery I want there to be a glimmer of hope as Punk scrambles and escapes only to get instantly doubled back down I want to see the light fade from his eyes as he realizes he done hosed up and I want to be here to watch wrestle-posters realize that CM Punk is a 36 year old washed up whiny wrestler who never main evented a Wrestlemania or won a fight
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Dec 7, 2014 16:16
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The real victim in all of this is WillieDee, just imagine how pissed he must be that a guy who doesn't even fight got into the UFC and James Thompson is stuck in loving Bellator
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Dec 7, 2014 16:24
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KoldPT posted:CM Punk is better than my other favorite mma person Bob Sapp so he will be really good & win a lot Bob Sapp at one point was a real fighter and has had real fights making him about infinity times more relevant and deserving of UFC $ than CM Punk
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Dec 7, 2014 16:28
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Teddy Hart's cats deserve a UFC spot and money more than CM Punk in that I'm pretty sure cats have had a real fight and aren't broken down, washed up 36 year old men playing pretend in spandex
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Dec 7, 2014 16:31
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I mean there's no rule that says cats can't be cage fighters
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Dec 7, 2014 16:31
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I have compiled a comprehensive list of people in the UFC with less skill and experience than CM Punk:
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Dec 7, 2014 16:34
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The literally homeless 1-10 boxer that they brought in to take a dive to a 62 year old Mickey Rourke in Moscow has more of a fighting background than CM Punk
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Dec 7, 2014 16:39
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SaberToothedPie posted:Are we counting chinese fighters? That yoga instructor from TUF: China has had at least 1 exhibition fight making him more relevant and credulous than CM Punk
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Dec 7, 2014 16:42
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kidcoelacanth posted:I wonder if Yuriy thinks CM Punk is qualified enough to be an MMA fighter. I'm having a hard time getting a clear picture from this thread No
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Dec 7, 2014 16:44
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in an ironic Twist of Fate, bisping has called out CM Punk you see, it is also a wrestling move and about as real as the prospects of CM Punk winning a fight against someone who isn't a can or paid to take a dive
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Dec 7, 2014 16:49
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Dexters Secret posted:Punk is an incredibly driven individual and I think he has a decent chance of defeating another UFC rookie. But even if he doesn't, it's not gonna be a big deal, other than his next fight won't be as much of a draw. He's doing this for fun anyway, and is a writer for Marvel now. Dexters Secret posted:So is every MMA poster an infuriating dicklord or are we just privileged in that respect Lol
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Dec 7, 2014 17:12
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Dexters Secret posted:Endorph is a monstrous human being but he's completely correct in this situation. Quoting this so you don't edit it
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Dec 7, 2014 17:23
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EugeneJ posted:I got into MMA because of Brock. Went to sports bars to watch his fights, had to deal with mouth-breathers wearing Affliction shirts who pissed all over the bathroom and had all the manners you would expect from inbreds. How was their posture though
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Dec 7, 2014 17:24
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Dexters Secret posted:I think it's weird people are measuring Punk solely on his Muay Thai experience, like the professional wrestling stuff doesn't matter. Lol are you like trying to make posts this laughable Punk is no josh Barnett or sakuraba
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Dec 7, 2014 17:38
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Phil Baroni: @cmpunk yeeeeaaahh Rrriiigghht you bitch. You ain't fighting Nobody. Let's go #homo
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Dec 7, 2014 17:50
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Spermgod posted:kinda surprising no freakshow japanese mma promotion has ever done a 3 way match tbh I'm sure ZST has, they do tag team mma Cardboard Box posted:who is phil baroni The new York badass
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Dec 7, 2014 17:53
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Cardboard Box posted:yeah most likely He drank cobra blood with roger huerta
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Dec 7, 2014 17:57
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archerb posted:Anyone laughing at and wishing ill upon elderly, worn-out stage fighter cm punk for following his (alleged, huge guaranteed payday) dream and becoming an actual fighter are basically the bad guys in a disney channel sports movie and I'm not sure how you could live with yourself in that case. Actually Punk is the bad guy because he's taken a slot and money that should be going to up & comer Ben Askren with 0 credibility or any reasoning other than "he's kinda famous!!!"
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Dec 7, 2014 18:19
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ChampRamp posted:One day Askren says he wants to fight in the UFC, the next day he doesn't want to fight in the UFC. Well, maybe they should have taken the money they're spending on a guy who has never fought before and has no skill set to speak of and use it to pay Ben enough to get him to come to the UFC instead of beating up asians for six figure paydays
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Dec 7, 2014 18:23
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It's fitting that this is being announced on December 7th because this is an even bigger tragedy
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Dec 7, 2014 18:37
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Thauros posted:I know you've hated Punk for years and it's fair to dislike the fact that a beat up pro wrestler with no legit background is getting a shot over dudes with far better credentials due to name value. I know "why" they did/are doing it, I absolutely hate it and don't think it's comparable to Brock who had an extremely strong wrestling pedigree It's a bitch move that sounds like something out of the Strikeforce/Bellator play book
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Dec 7, 2014 19:53
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Gonzo McFee posted:we do not get invested in Pro Wrestling. good joke
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Dec 7, 2014 20:11
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CarlCX posted:-Randy Couture getting a heavyweight title shot after getting knocked out at a lower weightclass and retiring 1) hes randy couture 2) 209 bitch 3) i have no investment in kimbo slice but his credentials are better than that of punk 4) don't care, way before my time 5) mark hunt has k1 level striking 6) Sexyama owns 7) confused-looking model Can't be a model if you look like you're constantly sniffing farts 8) boxing credentials i already said that it'd be funny to see him get fitched, so i'm down for seeing cm punk get beaten up but instead they'll feed him a can and we get to do it all over again and the GDT for any CM Punk UFC thread are going to be so bad
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Dec 7, 2014 20:15
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Triticum Guzzler posted:what does cm stand for after his podcast i'm gonna guess "crying minge"
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Dec 7, 2014 20:17
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MassRafTer posted:CM Punk is stealing valuable main card slots from Todd Duffee i fixed that for you
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Dec 7, 2014 21:20
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Gatts posted:So how is Phil gonna do with bring straight edge and healing after getting demolished. Like does he have 6 to 8 months between fights? im pretty sure he takes painkillers and poo poo for medical stuff and if he fought that often he'd fight more frequently than just about every ufc champ and most people
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okay i take it back if the ufc does this:  i will be all for cm punk in the UFC
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Dec 7, 2014 21:30
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it's what lets him absorb the light of the lord so well
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Dec 7, 2014 21:32
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http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jason-David-Frank-59303 okay so he's not 0-0, but he's close, 3 ammy fights, 1 pro fight this could work
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or fight mickey rourke in his mma debut i would be down for that as well if we're gonna make the ufc into a freakshow, let's go all out
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